Final Fantasy XIV General /xivg/

definitely a cutie

This is a fake thread

This is real thread:

>See trailer for new patch.
>Decide to come check out /xivg/.
>Still having thread war nonsense.

Fuck you this is a real thread now you're not my mom.

postan in the real bread,
with those boots when?

Help me pick a thread to post in

Not the one that is another one if you get what i mean familiar.

Where is the fucking phial?

7.7, 6.8

What if the next extreme primal is just Sephirot extreme, except Titan's extreme version drops out of the sky on phase 3 and you have to deal with both primals.

That's the stupidest fucking idea I've ever heard for an extreme primal. Not to mention it makes no sense lore-wise

>Sephirot extreme is just a simulation
>Sephirot+titan extreme is just a simulation

There is no allagan tomestone with titan's attack patterns on it, dumbass. So obviously we can't input titan into the system to begin with, let alone program ancient allagan technology ourselves. Idiot.

What about Primal Madness!

The Ascians have finally nabbed Louisoix's staff and have used it to summon primals. How many primals? All of the primals; all at once.

Kill each primal quickly before you are overwhelmed by the constant stream of primals.

why are people posting in the troll thread

>So obviously we can't input titan into the system to begin with, let alone program ancient allagan technology ourselves. Idiot.
But what if we find a way to do just that?

We can't because that's not allowed.

xth for Brahms

i will take this catboy and make him my cockslut

Only if they spawn in a random order, user. So you'll have different mechanics to deal with each time you do it.

>tfw have to deal with final lib + 5 landslides on one run
>the next you deal with Thordan's pizza/tethers/meteors/ice aoe bullshit+Sephirot's blue knockbacks

he has an owner

OKAY I GUESS WE'RE USING THIS THREAD

anyone wanna kill themselves together

or maybe if we're compatible we can be each other's reason to live

YES.

give me that mount please

ugly

who was the killer for the quest

it was you, user

the wife

the filthy moonigger

Zombiebrand

which is the real bread? mods help!

vocaroo.com/i/s0x4Q2rVOilq

show me what that mouth do and maybe i can round up some pals to help you

ugly

ew no, I don't like scaley dicks
also ur ugly

you mean scaley cloacae

your loss~

post more ugly au ras

sso where do i post.

deez nuts

Both threads.

Balmungers will believe anything.

:(

No.
Not this.
Pls tell me what those letters mean.
This type of posting drives me crazy.

>Aika Was The Real Vjera All Along

Is this guy giving legit DK advice?

hahaha what the fuck how

Forgot image

You can stand in weak shit sure, but your healers can contribute more the less damage you take. And if I recall they can actually do more burst usually

Bad advice unless the aoe does almost no damage

Stone 3/broil does more damage then the extra mana that wouldn't be enough for even one DASE

>that giggle on the place of the dead soundtrack
MUH DICK

more amazing google-tier insight by

THE GAME MASTER
PEWDIEPIE'S SENPAI
BEARER OF THE SERVER 50TH SWINDLER CLEAR
GuFfYgUfFs

is he really pewdiepies senpai

Aika Tsunderie is cute! CUTE!

Can I be cute too?

delete this!

objection

Post a picture and maybe

>only 48 dollars

Is Shana really that poor?

who is this mystery lala

Do you fight fiends with your EB partner, /xivg/?

So a question about the lore.

Has any Kobold from the 1st order ever appeared in XIV? I'm just curious.

Be gentle or rough

Nothing about Abe is cute

Yes
Yup

ah, you ignorant slave

agreed.

>catboy

oh

who's this feet follower and does he likey male au ra

Silly question. First order kobolds mine when they wake up, when they eat, when they sleep. Not when they fuck though, they don't waste time with that. Only slackers have time to talk and prance about.

FINALLY TAKEN NOTICE, HAVE YOU?
OF THE POWER OF MY BELOVED Andrew, CHILD OF Brap brap wew.

>one of the bosses in Sohr Kai fights you in a long, line-shaped arena

That actually looks pretty cool.

>Mistbeard hulks out and becomes raid-boss sized.

Are you a top or a bottom?
Last question before I become your boyfriend

yes I do, a lot

OCELOOOOOOOOTTE [anguished man-dragon roaring]

>feet follower

you haven't asked me any questions before this

ANDREWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[anguished driveby sounds]

>already 17 (You)
today is going to be a good day

tell me your secrets

Yeah, sure.

i dont have one

Seriously, what the fuck is up with the rise in Monks using Tornado Kick all the time?

know the avatarfag's weaknesses to get their replies, place some juicy baits for the anons

thanks for the 18th, have a (You)

I used it twice by accident before re-configuring my hotkeys and placing it somewhere harder to reach.

why do you keep calling me andrew

my is jeff

>tfw no cute c@ eb that's also a market expert

why live

>market expert
Not even close.

Will they really play the Dragonsong war during Final steps? They better...

no user, they gonna keep that song for 4.0, it obviously wouldn't fit the fight that ends the dragon war at all

That song is poop. The announcement trailer song was infinitely better and should've been the theme of the expansion.

>final steps of faith
Ryūjin no ken o kurae

You're shit

They are both good, but the announcement trailer song was already used in a few dungeons.

Like Dusk Vigil, I think it plays in Western Coerthas too. It's used in the Aether Facility dungeon.

Pls no.