/utg/ - Undertale General

You've got a problem with that?

nth for conquering Westaros in this lovely lady's name once i actually manage to make add this banner holy shit

yah

I thought Catty really liked bpants, but everyone molesting him is just so funny

I'm hoping for a worthwhile summer update this year, but I don't really trust the current TF2 dev team to pull it off.

People still play Runescape and Neopets too.

Nice boobs but Asriel's butt is still better.

Oh bpants, you so silly.

Asriel is a shit charater though

HARAM

Nah.

>liking a serial killer crybaby
almost as bad as dadfags

he's more interesting as a flower

I'M NOT DEAD YET.
Goooooddddd mornin, /utg/!

I hope you're all having a wonderful start to your day so far and that you all do your best to make sure you have a fantastic start to your weekend.

I love you all and I hope you have a great day.

>serial killer
>almost no character
>is the only character to get cucked out of a happy ending
>not shit
Just accept that Asriel is terrible
The flower is also boring and unlikable unless your an edge lord

The rarest of the rare.

Seriously dissapointed that 80% UF art is skelebros.
Literally a handful of Asgore stuff.

To my own bewilderment when I found out, that is indeed Asriel, not Tori.

Anyways, I support your cause, show them you mean business.

>People still play Runescape and Neopets too.
I forget RS exists anymore

>Literally a handful of Asgore stuff.
good besides AUs are terrible

Everyone else > shit > charafags > anti-characterfags

I know it's supposed to be Asriel, I just don't care

Too bad, the edge parents are sexy motherfuckers

he's certainly unlikable but he's at least more interesting than a sniffling baby goat with zero personality

It's the worst since most of the skeleton shit is 100% cring.
I saw a pic of UF sans crying then getting hugged by all the monsters. Poor baby! Clearly he suffered the most.

Shut up, talking shitstain.

mom posting time?
>la epic anti-characterfag meme
grow a pair
True I suppose being better then shit is a thing

Name one character who has suffered more that didn't cause their own problems

You have goat to be kid-ding me with that butthurt pal.

Toriel's big enough to eat Frisk whole!

Understandable. It would pass for Toriel, it's quite feminine looking.

The player.

SHAVE THE GOATS

Or lay on him damn you humans always go to extremes

>le
Back to Ieddit

Look everyone! He's here!

Gonna post comfy to a comfy thread.

From the thumbnail it looked like Toriel was impaling Frisk on her dick.

Soft fate for Frisk either way!

Torie'ls big enough to comfortably lift Frisk up and play airplane.

look at this cutie

It's the afternoon but thanks I guess.
t. That Balkan botposter

The player is the main villain for turning on the game and causing all the suffering, I thought that was the whole point of Chara

Oh you're that butthurt guy that hates Sansfags. Tell me who is your favorite character and why does people liking Sans make you so mad? Are you mad that Asgore got cucked both in game and in the fandom? That no one cares about Papyrus or Undyne because they're boring characters? Mad that the lizard is unlikable trash? mad that your cry baby goat got a bad ending?

8/10 on the cuteness scale

>you humans
NON-HUMAN POSTER DETECTED!

Sans is best for vore.
I'm convinced that his ectobelly would feel really comforting to relax in and if he wanted to digest you he could do it in a flash, making it less agonizing experience.

What is Asrielle saying?

So your fav comes over for the next weekend. How do you prepare their visit, what things do you plan on dong with them?

user

>anti-sansfag is a vorefag
I thought only lizard, dummy and dadfags were that pathetic
That a shit character gender swapped is still shit

We have pie and pun with each other all weekend

>all that butthurt
Hello bitter user, hows the salt level today? I'm a sansfag user.

Go back to Tumblr

>what things do you plan on dong with them?
>dong
I think that answers it ;^)

this thread is off to a less than stellar start

These questions are always a problem for me. As much as I like Asgore as a character I don't actually know what we would do if we hung out. I guess drink tea and watch bad anime since he expressed a desire to at the end of TP? He could give me some sweet gardening tips? Snuggle after having intense sweaty sex?

It would feel like a soft mix of rubber and organic matter to touch and would faibtly glow blue light. You couldn't really see outside besides faint lights but you could hear him talk to others and make his terrible but likable jokes.
It wouldn't be overwhelmingly warm but it would still be slippery everywhere. You would feel the surroundings it bob around in sorta lazy manner as he walked about.
But I like sans. He's super cool and powerful but also nice and fun as long as you stay on his good side.

Sans and vore are the best user, why are you so defensive about sans? Can I just post fucking skeletons with all the damn goats?! Gawd!

Alright /utg/ what level are ye?
>Level 2 here

>calling others butthurt when you go out of your way to find things on Tumblr to get mad abut
yeah okay
Sans is the second best character but vore is a shit fetish
He could give you some sweet tips on killing kids!
you can post the good skeletons with the good goat if you want
two I guess

All this talk about skeletons.
Post it...

Scat is a shit fetish
Vore is a snuff fetish and non-fatal vore is a comfy and fun fetish
Sans likes fun times

level 5

Fucking cannibal fetishists.
>hating on Asgore "Punt the runt in the cunt" Dreemur
No wonder you're a shit queen on most neutral endings Tori

CHEESE IT

Dr Sans!

When is it ever off to a good start?

>comfy and fun
Vorefags are on Charafags-tier of delusion

Level 4 if the Wake Me Up Inside cover with Sans and Papyrus' beeps count as serious otherwise level 3 because Dark Darker yet Darker is some good shit

>cannibal
Are you calling me a skeleton?
Come on I'm not even bony

Not to spook you user but we all have skeletons inside us.

I'd make sure everything would be as clean as I could make it. Making the bed and couch all nice and cozy, lay out some books. Pick up some baking and cooking ingredients, wine, collect some live snails, flowers ... condoms

If he can make magic belly, he can magically not-digest anything he puts there if he wants to.
He wouldn't hurt his friends.

take a biology class before spreading lies

papyrus vore when

But canonically anything he eats or drinks literally goes right through him. He doesn't have the guts to digest you...LITERALLY.

Its that time again /utg/, time for some twitter pictures that I think are neat but I'll never actually post

momfags
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Monserkidfags
pbs.twimg.com/media/CjeAIF_UgAUZzSn.png:large

Friskfags
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robotfags
pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjc0AayVAAAyPfs.png:large

Fishfags
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pbs.twimg.com/media/CjUQGPeVAAAOo5E.png:large

Asrielfags
pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjd8fPxUYAEB8xN.jpg:large

Papyrusfags
pbs.twimg.com/media/CjdlZxbUYAAeqGn.jpg:large

goatfamily / dogfags
pbs.twimg.com/media/CjVonEmVAAE3PEt.jpg:large

Oops I fucked up the friskfag link
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Thank you goat brate.

Making an incision into Flowey!!
Putting many foreign objects inside Flowey's stem!!

>The user shitposting is just some voreanon
I'm not even mad, carry on user.

I mean, the ketchup stays there SOMEHOW instead of just immediately staining his clothes.
It's cool either way. Non-fatal vore is the best vore because murder is not very cool.

What animé do I got? Elfin Lied, P&SW/GB, Spice and Wolf, , other crappy ones, all on disc! Even have a Blu-ray and flat screen with matching loveseat
We'll watch all those overnight then wake up and fuck all weekend

The only anonposting I've ever done has been about how delicious some anons are. It's been a while anyways.

>stupid au talk
>2edgy5me
>complaining about the art
>Me: Cant be that bad...
Why? fuck you guys! This wasn't even the worse thing I saw. This AU is for fucking 12 year olds holy shit.

What if Flowey likes being pooped and pissed on because he's a plant?

better then being a shit king the whole game!
>trying to get people to like you and your shit character by finding pictures for them
I mean I can call you a cuck but i'm pretty sure everyone already knows that at this point

This picture wouldn't be as bad if Sans didn't have fangs

all AUs are terrible

user

If we consider him to be like the other amalgamates, he's more like 40% plant and 60% melted Asriel.

>sans in a boobysweater
This is the funniest thing
The funniest
Holy shit

Hey bro find me some good underfell pics on there, goats and minor characters appreciated

So he only needs 40% of my poop?
Got it.

...

All I have is Big Hug Flowe and the Asgore pics already posted ITT.