/dsg/ Demon's/Dark Souls General

BIG LEAGUE CHEW PIECE OF SHIT

it's gonna be O K

what is there to do in this game after I've finished the platinum? the pvp is garbage and there's zero build variety

What FCs are up right now? Kind of feel like doing a fight or two in an environment that might just not use Dark Sword/Estoc/Caestus

Another nana disappeared

>using tears of denail in fight clubs/duels
Fuck off cunts Jesus

Sulyvahn did nothing wrong.

>pyromancy flame never goes above C scaling

There are unused armor sets found within the files. They cannot be obtained by conventional means.

Hexer Set
Varangian Set
Dingy Set
Old Monarch Set
Frigid Valley Mask
Giant's Set
Footman's Set
Saint Set
Grotto Set
Heavy Knight Set
Elder's Robe
Soldier's Gauntlets
Burial Knight Set
A T E A M
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How the fuck do you fight nameless king ?

The camera is so fucked with that boss holy fuck.

me too

If you want proof of how casual this game is, you can just watch this retarded bimbo.

She cannot take her eyes off all the attention she's getting in chat. She gives zero fucks about what is going on in the game and will literally read chat while mashing r1 and killing everything.

Best voice.

is there a SINGLE negative incident in DaS3 that Sullyvan wasn't involved in?

pyro flames have never had good scaling

>they include a set that doesn't make sense lore wise
A T E A M
>they don't include said set
A T E A M

>Sulyvahn sprouts angel wings halfway through the fight
>Angel themes and imagery throughout Lothric castle

what does it mean

>that weapon that has incredible scaling letters but does no damage anyways

>what is there to do in this game after I've finished the platinum? i'm garbage at pvp and literally can't beat dark sword shitters

>darkslayer NEVER
>paired holy swords NEVER

>lorian will never love me
>lorian doesn't even exist
kill me

apparently the cut "lothric's scythe" has a chain spin weapon art, like neck swipe but faster and you can do it successively. thats shit would be fun as fuck

>Ambien
>AsphyxiatedDuck
>BigMoose1985
>Cassieiyxa
>D_Invader
>Dark
>DarkSunMaster
>DarkUrbanSouls
>Dgrayed
>DoktorAvalanche_
>Dr Frobotnik
>Emarrel
>EmoDragonZ
>FanaticLogic
>Foven
>Fomortiis100
>Frownface
>Gensmash
>Gildex
>GrimDisaster
>HughGReaction
>Hanako
>HellkiteDrake
>Ippiki9
>Kagami_S00mika
>Kaizo
>Kumomi
>MarcyMilfshake
>MerisDKS
>Milchnudeltraum
>muh_feels
>Nonintellectual
>OnlyAfro
>Party1Poison
>PreOrdain16
>Sansviedotcom
>SaturdaySaint
>ShaftEffect
>SmokeMyCrayon
>SuffocatedGuy
>Teorec
>thatsleepyguy
>Thivus
>TWOOLS
>Underscore_Flash
>Vimtoman
>zachrealtalk

Reminder that all these people are dead and gone

The linking of the Fire.

what's the best recipe for preparing estus soup, /dsg/?

Gilligan's death

No thanks I prefer my bimbos too look hot

>needing scaling when you've got really high base damage to offset

I do agree that it's complete bullshit that pyromancy scales at all now. It was the perfect balance in DS1 - spend a shitload of souls to upgrade the glove instead of spending them on soul levels, for a slightly less powerful alternative to magic.

Now it's just another type of magic like miracles or sorcery. I don't like the change, I don't like it at all.

>some beta actually gave her 70$

>someone saved the shitty edit I made

I..I feel kinda honored.

Profaned flame. He seems to have just studied it or taken things from it.

Maybe Oceiros becoming a consumed king while his kingdom fell?
I really wish the bosses in DaS3 came from the same period of time so it'd fall into place better. It's weird and convoluted the way it is now

Boil water
Cum in it
Put in orange food coloring

I don't give a shit about the lore I just want the fashion not to consist in 90% generic armors with varyingly rotten pieces of cloth attached to them.

kaathe pls go

>implying that Sully didn't have him killed for scamming him like he scammed all of those people back in Drangleic
$10,000 for a ladder?? Fuck you pal, I'd rather literally grow wings and learn to fly!

DaS here

C-can anyone answer this ? I have?

I am trying to do the Forest Hunter Covenant stuff and rack up 3 kills but I have not been summoned one single time. On PC.

T H R A L L

>Sully discovered Profaned flame in Profaned Capital
>corpse of Gilligan here
I`m not shure.

>DLC
>Combine Twin Princes sword and Moonlight sword into a paired set

Are you cunts ready to call Vaati?

''Nana' is a slang term used by some - a shortening of 'banana.'

'Bananas' is a colloquialism for madness (i.e. "he's gone bananas!")

The cage tells you to become 'nana's shade' - to become a bananas shade - to become a mad phantom.

But that's just a theory.

What is Vaati even doing? Where are his lore videos? It's been a fucking month and a half since this game came out.

I'll help you out, goyim.

why can't women just have normal fucking names on twitch? its always 'imagirl123hehe

>lucy will never be in that list

>tfw you killed lothric bros with barbed straight sword

I have a strenght build
I feel dirty

>gilligans death
>negative incident

uh..

I save all edits from the internet hate machine that is /dsg/

I think the "here comes the meta" picture is somewhere on my drive too

>D_Invader

Watching that guy fuck up endless phantoms in dark anor londo with an MLGS is honestly what made me get into this series

Nice. Is there an actual problem with just CEing this shit in? It had never occurred to me until now

Hahaha that fucking pic is near perfect!

The only thing missing is everyone wearing the Crystal Sage's Rapier.

she's pretty cute honestly, I would bang her. But God damn she is stupid.

Ding-dong, pvp in dark souls was always garbabe. Either you make fun characters or you try out some challenge runs.

You need to be standing in an area that you can invade in normally. Also, DaS1's connectivity is shit and you won't get any invasions if you have no nodes. Go download PvP Watchdog if you haven't already.

Yorshka is C U T E

Option A: He realized he can't do lore without plagiarizing and if he tries to do another lore video his channel will get shut the fuck down.

Option B: He realized the lore of a Souls game is scraps at best until every DLC is out, and is waiting a year before making any lore videos

He stopped likely because he got caught plagiarizing so much.

Not as cute as you

Hubba hubba! What a hotta-whattie!

Build anything, pretend it's viable, make some webms and post here and we will pretend too.

>sulyvahn discovered the profane capital
>obviously he isn't just going to make the ladders himself
>hires gilligan to do it
>kills him afterwards because he knows everyone secretly hates gilligan and his antics

man, I remember that

watching him wreck all those shitters that tried to use pre-patch SMS and TWoP on him was great

Thanks

I have no idea, halfway through the game I literally stopped having any idea who I was fighting or why, other than the big names npcs kept bringing up.
I saw some statues with wings and a primordial snek face while I fought some armor and skeletal dragonflies and I didn't know WHAT the fuck was going on.

>wanted to watch an overwatch stream earlier
>most popular streamer was some slut with an ugly face, an annoying as fuck voice and a huge cleavage

fucking hell, this is a whole new form of prostitution.

>I'm not on the list

oh..

He is waiting for someone else to figure out the lore so he can steal their material, like he does with every game.

With DS2 and Bloodborne he made a bunch of retarded theories early and probably figured out that he's bad at the actual theorycrafting and better at making videos with a sexy accent.

did ye' really mean that, me auld chum?

>Love DaS3
>Get a little tired of it and depressed because JoytoKey is the only program that works
>Go back to DaS2

>failed to create summon
>failed to create summon
>failed to create summon
>failed to create summon

???

Thanks. So...stand around by Orenstein/Smough? I can't just chill in the Forest? That's gay.

why would you want to be on such a list?

Get the fuck out, shill. And if you're not a shill you're just as bad for even giving her attention.

Because that's where the money is. She's just exploiting the loneliness of beta males for her own gain, and it's good money.

>D_invader will never host another tournament ever again
>no more resistance builds
>no more DMB Pole in the kiln

Why even live

whats CE?

the scythe may be dlc content though. I for one hate cutting content for dlc

But I'm right here

because it's a list of people free from this place

it's smart, easy, plentiful money. don't blame the entrepreneur for cornering a market, blame the consumers for creating the market

what controller?

No, you can stand in the forest. Anywhere that your white soapstone isn't greyed out will be fine.

QUICK

is it

DAUGHTER OF SOME CHICK NAMED CRYSTAL KRIEMHILD

or

DAUGHTER OF CRYSTAL, KRIEMHILD

well that was a lot easier. Just came here for Red chunks, time for Izalith and the fire ember thing

100% prostitution, it's fantastic money and it's a huge ego boost without having to do anything of note. Not even learning to dance or having to take care of your body.

>no have mercy
>no proper well what is it
>no shrug
>no look skyward
Worst gestures tbqph.

Doubt if it will be in the DLC.

Lorian's shield and Lothric's scythe both got cut when they decided to make the princes just have one soul.

You don't seem very gone to me

Its Daughter of benis :))))))))

>it's another "Pat acts like a fucking idiot and is wrong about literally everything" episode
W H Y
H
Y

>no warm-up

The perfect gesture before a fight, getting rid of it was a mistake

I was trying one more time, killed the dragon and...

>hollowslayer GS

She has great taste in weapons.

O SHIT