Senran Kagura General /skg/ #756

I love to bully Asuka every thread!

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I want to fuck Reki's tits.

I'm gonna marry Yumi!

Bootleg fucking Elsa

If I post a lot of terrible jokes do you think Homura will show up?

I love Ted Cruz! Every thread!

That's not how you're supposed to eat ice cream you dumb bitch.

Shoo shoo lyin' Ted.

Who?

I LOVE EVERY GIRL!

Good Morning skeegee!
What the hell did I miss last thread?

How would your senran react to you cuddling up with them in bed?

Nothing much.

Asuka would love it.

they would react by sleeping

Because they are the cutest pantiews out there, nobody has cuter pantiews.

Harupost.

I don't think she would mind at all.

he's not her wife!
he's a weird stalker!

Smile contently and enjoy the fact I'm basically a walking nuclear reactor with the amount of body heat I produce.

I just dressed up Naraku in Yuyaki's clothes and it's really cute!

Post it.

Now.

Say please!

Someone needs to tell Kagura that it's not normal being sexually attracted to your friend!
Especially if they're a girl too!

Fuck you.

Being rude is no way to get what you want.

Should've named the game Deep Creampie instead of Deep Crimson.

FUCK YOU!

*smacks lips*

Homura must be happy that there are people out there less funny than she is

But user, I am the Homura.

HOL UP

no you aren't, you aren't cute enough

Why is crab so cute?

She knows how to clean up nicely.

latin sex appeal

Superweapons aren't normal, son of man.

Because she's usually the tough hot blooded rival type so when she does something cute or dorky it's magnified by 4 times it's normal cute power. trust me I'm a Math-a-magician

Speaking of abnormal things, you need therapy.

Every senran knows how to clean their asshole and cooch, Homura isn't special

Minori can't wipe right because she's just a kid! She always smells like shit!

go home minori bully

I'll make ryouna clean her up. With her tongue.

Booty

>Minori
>wipe
>implying she's potty trained to begin with

We can stop this train of thought right here thanks.

Well I meant she knew how to dress well and stuff like that.

What makes you say that?

Yozakura take your diaper fetish back to furaffinity

Name a better big sister than Imu. I fucking dare you.

If Imu wasn't a shit sister Murasaki wouldn't have ended up the way she did!

ahhh AHHHH UMMM GEEZ UM JACKIE CHAN?!?!?

Why is Yumi so cute?

Ryouna
Ryouki
Yagyuu
Yozakura

It's really not that hard

She's not as cute as Naraku! I'm in love with Naraku!

Yo!

>Ryouna
She's fucked in the head.
>Ryouki
ded
>Yagyuu
Let her little sister die
>Yozakura
Abandoned her whole fucking family to train in the mountains with some retard.

"Geez user! Don't say these things out loud! You're a silly guy"

>implying Yo would have such shit taste in fetishes

still better than Imu

I'll never get how Naraku ended up being tied to baneposting when Murakumo is the original baneposting senran.

I want to put my dick between Fuga's breasts and pull out to cum on them when they go aflame.

Kill-la-Kagura

How tghe fuck do you end up with a haircut even worse than Yozakuras?

You know, I've heard of girls who have a smokin' set of tits, but this is just ridiculous.

I think it came from someone saying that because of all the time Naraku spent watching kaguras orb she must of watched alot of movies and then someone suggested the idea she would post of /tv/ and thus the meme was born.

Kagura's orb isn't a tv!

>Kagura's orb doesn't have cable and video streaming capabilities

Some ultimate lifeform she is.

I love Hikage! Every thread!

hmm, I must not have been around when that happened.

It does but she's not a tv!

KAGURA IS A FUCKING TELETUBBY

lol now I have something to bully her about.

LÖSCH DAS!

No, she's an Electrode.

Kagura is not a teletubby!
She doesn't have a television screen on her belly!

I'm going to make Kagura as a teletubby using Bebe and some other parts once I get to my PS4. Thanks for the idea.

SHE'S A PROUD SAIYAN WARRIOR WHO WENT TO THE GREAT WIZARD BABIDI SO HE COULD REMOVE HER HUMANITY AND BECOME A VISCOUS KILLER ONCE AGAIN

What's wrong with it?

She lives a hot life.

>viscous

I can speak into the well good of da englash .

Yo user, Minori has been a bad girl. Can you punish her for me? I can't bring myself to do it.

What'd she do?

no she hasn't and no

She ate candy before lunch again.

But user! Candy is lunch!

I'll punish her real good for you.

Haruka shouldn't be allowed near children like Minori and Hibari.

You can punish my dick!

Haruka shouldn't be allowed near anyone!