/srg/ - Streaming Retards General

>Marathons
Midwest Speedfest:
- June 3rd - June 5th
- Minneapolis, MN
- speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/forum

SGDQ:
- July 3rd - 10th
- Minneapolis, MN
- gamesdonequick.com

-ESA:
- July 23rd - 31st
- Växjö, Sweden
- speedrun.com/esa2016

>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
streambig.net

>News:
NASA VODs will be uploaded to Youtube soon, they're in better quality than the shit that was streamed.
Midwest Speedfest Schedule is up, isn't actually cancelled: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vXcEk_K5FZBRA45uJpKNYeCqcI-498qAZ8tz6MQFuf8/edit#gid=511912369
SGDQ Schedule is up: gamesdonequick.com/schedule

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based OP with the delicious brown

gross

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Reminder your "gender transition" doesn't mean shit if it isn't official.

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puhuhuhu~

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a.pomf.cat/tgqsua.webm
This thread is dedicated to all the transgirls of speedrunning

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Underrated post

Reminder to not donate your money to streamers if you know you have to pay rent

dumb bitch lmao

When was the last time you went to speedrunslive.com?

november of 2014

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Get the FUCK out of /owg/ you autistic manchildren. Stay. OUT.

delete this nigger

this is such a y_ post

Imagine a hot blck woman giving NKR a lap dance while he pretends not to enjoy it and when he creams his corn over the slight contact he tries to cover it up with an embarrassed look on his face while spouting 'b-build a wall!'

Imagine being so brainwashed by jews that you find niggers sexual.

Imagine thinking that they are suddenly not hot when it's the shape we are attracted to and not the colour, and their shape is always far more impressive than flat white women.

>I got the first 1:16 in SMS Any%

Why would you list something like this?

I do so much research

meows just back stabbed me what is UP with that

He's a backstabbing cunt that's why he thinks everyone in the world is out to get him.

is it true that wally's started transitioning?

Where is Shunpuk The Man?

why are there so many mentally ill men in this general?

Hues are playing games fast.
.tv/braziliansagainsttime

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hey /srg/,
did you guys not know about the speedrun contest indivisible had or did you guys just not like the game?

just asking because I was wondering why was there like 3 competitors for a FREE ps4/xbone

speedrunning not memerunning thank you

>I got the first 1:33 in SMS Any%

Wow, Chibi laying the smackdown on BounceyBitch.

Trihex's stream profile makes no mention of speedrunning or even the MHC

D-Damn...

he aint do dat no mo

Lmao Go1den u r a lege

>woman
We all know that's not what robert really wants

>debug menu

>Looking through the twitch archives from NASA
>Cannot find Axiom Verge

What the actual fuck? Did you faggots fuck something up and forget to record it or did it just not get run? If not, why?

Dude didnt show up to the event

holy fuck this projection

>race = colour
it's 2016 dumbass

Word, we know he wants sweet, sexy, beautiful and pure white children.

I think it's time to plan a new srg marathon desu. Would get our bois back together for a bit.

No one here speedruns and if the old runners did come back just for that, they would be shit and sloppy and put on a poor show, and it would also be a game they've submitted like 4 times before.

i want to hold her hand

WHAT ARE THOSE

shoes

Is that the trip to japan memegame?

post cronilewd

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how much to hire you to commentate porn

any cute honies in this itt please hmu

Nkr is one of the biggest poofs in Manchester

Why havent I gotten around to watching Naegleria get shaved until now? This is amusing.

why does he do that with his hair

and that fucking nose...

say hi to missy's boybutt for me thanks

Who is the Dean Ambrose of speedrunning

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And the absolute shitshow of a run.

Hmm? Speaking of, are there pics hidden somewhere?

Rise up Europeans
Fight White genocide

we deserve it
t b h

nkr wakes up: the post

Whites deserve to be the minority

whatever happened to goeff

you're contributing by not getting laid.

ye
look up sofie from frank's tgirl world

The craters must have consumed his face entirely.

>SpeedrunsLive
>is actually dead

I am suing these liars for false advertisement as I type this.

anti-White

Not even close.

sm64 is so overdone lol

*runs unoptimized trash game with no runners*

wr

im so good at video games dang

F U N ! What do you speedrun? Why do you try and put down others for having fun?

Is Spyro a fun first game? I'm due to replay it and figure why not learn basics for the hell of it.

if you are having fun while speedrunning you're probably shit

yes

Spyro 1 is a great speedgame. I dunno much about the sequels, but they seem less good.

>first game
what do you mean by this, there are no "first games" in speedrunning, you literally just play what you enjoy running

ill never understand people that think theres some hidden tier system in the games they should run, like they should be working up to something

Lots of games have aspects that make running them just unfun.

Imagine being an elitist about shitty 20 year old games noone cares about.

Imagine thinking it's at all impressive to get a world record in a game with 1000 competitors in the entire history of the game.

Imagine speedrunning for any reason other than having fun.

ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume english isnt your first language, games being unfun has literally nothing to do with the point i was making

remember when pvtcb tried to say sm64 was unoptimized and the runners put no effort in? lol

imagine being so irredeemably bad at playing video games that you dismiss any notion of competition

imagine playing a game over and over again, practicing, getting all your strats from others, and even after all that, still being shit at the game

Imagine thinking any speedrunner is good at video games.

The point you were making was irrelevant because you misunderstand why people ask. They just dont wart to start with something (and invest a bunch of time into it) that turns out to suck and turn them off to the idea.

It's like bitching about people asking whether games are good casually and telling them to just fucking play it.

which is funny because his main speedgame is using strats slower than tech found several years ago

pvtcb is obviously a little developmentally challenged. he has the typical retarded person look to him.

i heard pvtcb is hung like a horse

tHeғeᴀR

What did he mean by this?

nasa source vods when

chihiro is a cutie

listen if you dont like narci's stream don't watch simple as that

If you don't respect nature and our traditions, get the FUCK out of my country.

If you don't respect nature and our traditions, get the FUCK out of my thread.

Reminder that whites fucked everything up and deserve a genocide

nice nkr, now if only toothbrushing was an english tradition i could get behind this

nope yall started it and now you have to deal with the terrible shitposting