I really want a hero based on cheesy magical girl anime. She could have a wand that shoots hearts or something stupid like that.
I know right now Blizzard is trying to do their world building thing, and have all the characters make sense in the Overwatch universe, but hopefully down the line in the dlc they drop pandering to the lore and give us some absolutely ridiculously noncanon hero's that prioritize fun character design over continuity
Chase Hall
>tfw can't find friends because teams always get shuffled around
Nathan Rogers
>tumblr
Brayden Nguyen
D.Va's cute thighs
Jaxson Cooper
There's a setting to change it to toggle, and also to stop Guardian Angel locking onto your healing target.
With Mercy, you may as well toggle healing so you don't have to worry about accidentally releasing your mouse button and losing your target.
By unlocking the Guardian Angel target, you can continue healing one person while using your team-mates to move quickly around a small area (eg. Using a distant Widow-maker to pull yourself out of Genji melee range while staying in healing range of a 76 that's trying to kill him.)
Justin Lee
>Mei Freezes you >She just stand there like a fucking dickhead lining up the headshot
NOTHING GETS ME MORE MAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jaxson Fisher
Just got 1000 overbucks, cop or not?
Juan Jenkins
Posting the list of virgin Overwatch heroes:
Andrew Gutierrez
Winston is the worst hero in the game
Joshua Jackson
Haha reeeeee love this meme saw it on facebook :)
Jeremiah James
I wish you could trade skins
I'm never going to use my scavenger dva
Jaxson Ortiz
>Enemy Reinhardt puts up shield >Your team instantly starts treating it as if it were a wall, not trying to take it down as fast as possible to make Reinhardt useless
Why? It's not a fucking wall. Why do people stop attacking as soon as Reinhadt puts up the shield? Just fucking burst it down
Ethan Williams
How to fix Mcree. >Make it possible to turn and use abilities whilst in flashbang
>Tracer can recall >Genji can use dash >Roadhog can hook him >Mercy/widow can gtfo >Mei can iceblock >Junkrat can mine jump >Phara can leap >Mcree can roll
What this does >Keeps Mcree as a viable counter to multiple characters who dont have defence abilities >Forces defensive options on flankers or outright kills them if he's payed attention to what they've used >Most of these defensive options require skill to pull off, or to be aware of your cooldowns when near a mcree (Hook, Mercy, widow, junkrat) >Stops mcree fights being about who threw flashbang first. >Keeps mcree being a major threat to all the tanks >Stops people bitching about the win button >Raises the skill ceiling on all characters when playing against him because you and him need to be aware of cd's
Mcree has a massively damaging hitscan weapon and is able to bust any tank including reinhardt shield, he will still be played in competitive with this change, but will be reliant on getting headshots rather than his crutch flashbang.
You're fucking welcome blizz
Christian Wood
Nth for having to babysit damn kids
Jack Cook
>give us some absolutely ridiculously noncanon hero's that prioritize fun character design over continuity
D.VA
She's a superstar schoolgirl who is the best at absolutely everything ever. Designed just to get the weebs and pedos playing. There's your little girl you can lust over.
Justin Gonzalez
It's tough picking the cutest emotes, sprays, and victory poses for D.Va
Jaxon Jones
dumb frogshitter
You deserve to be frozen and shot in the head.
t. Cirno
Luke Garcia
Evewybody's cumming on me!
Jack Hughes
>when you get potg but it sucked ass
:(
Aaron Lopez
Now that i have your attention... How do i get good with Zarya ?
Camden Martin
>19 years old >pedos
Nathaniel Myers
Just got the game yesterday and the hate against Bastion is real. Seems like a braindead character that you go around and mash the R2, R1 button to win. Every "play of the game" from him is just him spraying explosives everywhere.
Wyatt Sanchez
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Zachary Harris
>tfw knowing I'll never have a cute asian girlfriend that is slightly submissive and cosplays video game characters for me while cooking delicious food also she'd have a nice sense of humour and be really adorable in bed
why even live
Jacob Rivera
Am I missing something? Zarya's lightning gun does worse damage that Mercy's pistol when uncharged, and when fully charged it only does 50% more but it can't headshot (so arguably it does 25% less in ideal circumstances. She seems like one of the worst damage heroes in the game, yet she isn't tanky enough to just outlast heroes in a push. Is the entire point of her to throw out clutch shields to save allies and then get a black hole combo going? Why not just play Mei and be similarly difficult to kill while throwing up clutch walls and freezing people? You even have a similarly powerful set-up ult.
Luke Howard
You play Quake lightning gun only for 500 hours, or spam MB2 like a knob.
Carter Allen
report the shittalkers ;)
Ian Allen
1 good skin for a bad hero and 1 bad skin for a good hero
Adrian Flores
Because even with a computer putting you into matches you should be able to win, you still seem to fuck it up.
Cooper Barnes
It says 19 in her bio sure because they can't legally have children getting shot in their game.
But she's got the body, voice and mind of a 12 year old.
>NU-UH, THIS HERE SAYS SHE'S LEGAL, THAT'S MEANS I'M NOT A PEDO LOL
Oliver James
I don't mean specifically little girls. I also think some sort of fat chef character would be fun as hell. His melee is a frying pan or something. That would never fit in the lore though
Asher Nguyen
how we doing friends
Luke Richardson
This is what i do as a Reaper, as soon as i see that shit up i start unloading it
I was super salty about him early on but as you level up people will start to realise how to play against him, a decent genji/tracer/junkrat can flank him or a widowmaker/hanzo can pick him off, but I agree that when he gets that fucking camping spot and kills everyone in the team then goes into tank mode and kills everyone again it's super annoying
Eli Gonzalez
>slightly submissive >not wanting a girl to be dominant in bed
fucking betas
Hunter Allen
>yellow fever shitters
Jose Bell
Go above the enemy and shit grenades on the. Fuck up Reinhardt and D.Va with the laser gun.
Camden Sanders
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Kayden Rodriguez
Bastion couldn't be more braindead and he's obviously powerful, but I don't ever find him frustrating. He's so good but so not annoying. He's too straightforward to be annoying.
Jacob Young
is cute
Cooper Martinez
which class would play? mei is clearly too slow
Zachary Hernandez
McCree does not need a nerf, he exists literally to prevent people from going alone and is supposed to win all 1v1s
If anything needs a nerf it's Widowmaker that's blatantly overpowered and anyone with a brain and some skill knows this
Instead of nerfing other heroes they should be buffing them in various ways. If they start nerfing literally everything forever games will turn into slow boring shitfests where everything takes a minute to die
Evan Turner
Who should I play if I want to make people mad as fuck, pad my stats and get easy wins?
Aiden Hernandez
I did the exact same thing the other day
Adrian James
Why is the matchmaking system in this so fucking shit? Just pair up 12 equally good players instead of this stupid ass shit where i get put on a retard team. My last 3 losses has been entering a map and then "defeat" 5 second later. WHAT THE FUCK.
Brayden Perry
>mfw i deliberately do this as slowly as possible
Adrian Wright
>Shadbase No thank you.
Brody Sanchez
>Is the entire point of her to throw out clutch shields to save allies and then get a black hole combo going yes. Also having 200 of your health be shields is super strong, it's very hard for heroes like pharah and junkrat to kill you even without a healer
Hudson Jackson
i want to SNIFF her ASS
Caleb Sanders
masteroverwatch fucking sucks, it isn't accurate at all
Nathaniel Jackson
We tend to remember bad things happening a lot more than good things happening. I promise you things are not the way you think they are. It is a matter as simple as we as people naturally tend to remember when things go wrong, because, well, they went wrong and this is a problem we wish to correct. When things go right, we tend to ignore things going right, because why make a note of something working as intended? Variance happens, friend. There is a mindset you just need to mold yourself into. Bad games happen, let them go. Individual games do not matter as much as you think they do. Just do your best every game and concentrate on improving yourself. I know, it is hard. It took me a long time too, but once I learned it, not only did I improve but I enjoyed games more. It is not going to be easy but I believe everyone can do this. So can you.
Nicholas Murphy
>didnt get to pick widow because some guy already took her >he proceeds to suck dick losing every widow vs widow >enemy widow constantly wiping our team
Should I just go 2nd widow when this happens?
Ryan Parker
He's a little too powerful. His healthpool plus the damage he puts out is unreal. I'm aware of the counters to him and I sub Widowmaker to snipe him but I tend to get him to gun me down, even when I'm away from everything
Xavier Collins
>stripping (9)
this place has gone to the fucking dogs
Dominic Price
tracer, mei, mccree, widowmaker
Nathaniel Bennett
At least it's not the gay shota
Caleb Perry
this is a blizzard game, and so it will ruthlessly enforce equal KDs and winrates like the Soviet Union
everyone's a winner by losing and we're all equal in poverty :~)
Matthew Garcia
>it's ALWAYS the winners that write gg and I've never seen anyone who's lost say it
Jace Jenkins
I hate this everyone's a winner mentality
it's the reason no game in 2016 is allowed to show k/d anymore
Jordan Rogers
>McCree stuns / fans you >emotes at your lifeless corpse
Isaiah Walker
tracer, genji, widow if you are good
Caleb Evans
Yes, only sure counter to widow is a better widow.
Aiden Fisher
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Henry Nguyen
Do you have your shield available? Get enemies to shoot you, then pop shield and laugh at them. Half your HP pool recharges automatically, so you can afford to wait until you're actually taking damage. If you do it too early you look like a retard. Your crosshair circle gets fatter when your weapon is charged up, at which point it does 100% more damage for 150DPS from the R1 beam.
Keep an eye out for allies who are taking damage, too.
Note that bastion and D.Va blow through your shield instantly.
Is your shield recharging? Shit grenades in their general direction. By the way, a grenade costs 25 ammo, but you can still fire one if you have 1 ammo left, so you can get a little extra R1 damage in with 4 grenades.
Try to coordinate your ult with someone like Hanji or D.Va.
Nathaniel James
i'm sorry that you keep getting matches with dickheads
i've seen some genuine loser-first ggs though
Oliver Richardson
Yes. Show them how it is done.
Isaiah Bell
>he exists literally to prevent people from going alone What the fuck are you talking about? He can stun multiple people with the flashbang so it doesnt matter if you're in a fucking group. He can throw it over the fucking shield and still kill you nomatter how many people there are
>If they start nerfing literally everything forever games will turn into slow boring shitfests And slow boring shitfests are worse than a character having an instantkill button, the best close range damage and the one of the best long range damages of any character?
Fucking hell you're autistic, kill yourself.
Samuel Gonzalez
It's always some cunt who was raging hardcore and going maximum tryhard that says gg. Always. If he says Ez then I guarantee you 100% they almost lost the game at some point.
Adrian Adams
>2 Toblerone, Bastion + Reinhardt shield on Hanamura I never felt so dirty about winning
Brody Cook
> Put shield up around my teammates > They step through it to shoot at enemies > Try to move up to cover them > They keep stepping out of range > They die > "wtf Reinhardt why didn't you shield me"
THE SHIELD WORKS WHEN IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND THE BULLETS
Jonathan Harris
welcome to "competitive" games
Luis White
>not spamming "sorry-sorry" before shooting the icicle
Jack Rogers
It is less about, "Everyone's a winner," I mean afterall, there is obviously the "on fire" system, and more that not showing it directly allows people to concentrate less on, "MUH KDA" and focus more on the actually important detail, you know, winning.
Grayson Kelly
So how is this post contribute anything to the thread dear janitors?
Nathan Green
Someone upset they couldn't go le epic lonewolfing because an enemy mccree stopped just that?
Ryder Cook
who's that supposed to be? Alejandra or D.va?
Xavier Thomas
now do Mei, then Mercy, then Torb, then Reaper etc
Henry Flores
can they fucking patch roadhog already, i'm kinda done with being hit by bugged, rubberbanding hooks
Jace Carter
once i realize a team is a lost cause i kind of just do whatever i want
Connor Scott
Tracer has the most disappointing ult of all heroes
Henry Lee
> Other team starts shit talking > Tell them I fucked their mother > The amount of tears is out of this world all because of the oldest trick in the book
Henry Ramirez
>Freeze someone >"Hey chill out" >Wait for them to get out of the freeze so I can do it again and then kill them
Carter Miller
>enemy team get slaughtered >a player ragequits and is replaced >suddenly it is balanced
Thomas Flores
>Sitting behind shield as lucio >He puts it down to use E Sniped >He turns to not face the sniper randomly Sniped >He charges off Sniped
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY DONT I HAVE HEALING Fucking reinhardt mains man
Mcree stops groups just as well as he stops people on their own Kill yourself
Leo Hill
remove widow
im tired of playing against her, im tired of seeing her on my team
Hunter Green
>look I'm an expert on child psychology this is a child muh headcanon
alrightie then
Carter Thomas
>it's an "please don't nerf my crutch, blizz" episode
Noah Adams
>Reduce Widowmaker's fully charged bodyshot damage to 100 so that two full shots are needed to kill but good Widows can still fuck shit up with headshots >Potentially nerf ult by making it pulse out on a timer and/or only show indicators rather than exactly what hero is where
Is this enough to nerf her? Would it make Tracer too good?
Aaron Perry
Anyone want to join NA? Free losses.
David Gutierrez
please help
i don't want to play with south americans anymore
how do I play with north americans
i beg you
Hunter Miller
Once on Gibraltar, both we (def) and the other team were literally 0.1 seconds from winning in the like 5th overtime. Payload was like 20cm from the point. We somehow won, and the whole enemy team GGd. It was a good match.
Luke Lee
it's working correctly
Jack Howard
>general is already nothing but angry offense mains insisting everyone serve them as healers and tanks pushing the objective while they go rack up a sick-ass K/D
Alexander Barnes
>tfw one day I will be level 100+ but I will still be matched with the average level 1 - 10 players because that's where my MMR puts me.
Fuck this EXP system. I wish it was a ranked system so that I could drop down to where I deserve.
Asher Williams
>enemy team is carried literally only by 20 tick arrows by autistic hanzo """main"""
if a mccree kills a group of 2+ people he stunned then it doesn't matter because the enemy is fucking dogshit
Colton Smith
Bastion and a Reinhardt that look out for each other is enough
Bastion on his own is fine but when the enemy team on defense plays President Bastion it sucks dick to fight against.
the only non-ult way to deal with it against a half decent team is to try to distract/flank them and get your own bastion/reinhardt setup before they react.
apart from when it pulls you behind Roadhog i'm pretty sure it's working as intended.