/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Kuruma edition

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
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socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)

>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Thread archive
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

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I wasn't being serious you dingus.
But really, we should have got Benny's mods for the Manana and Peyote before we got them for the fucking Minivan

>I wasn't being serious you dingus.
I was as serious as you mate. I'm saying your video is shit and unrelated to gta.

What super do you drive, /gtag/?

T20, Banshee 900R, Zentorno, depending on the situation.

none, i'm over 12

Sultan is the only """""super""""" I drive in freeroam cuz the rest are all boring as shit to drive. T20 is the one I race because I race to win.

post bikes
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most often: Sultan rs and Banshee 900r
sometimes: turismo and osiris
rarely/never at all: my other super cars

i dont own any supers

i wanna buy a Banshee 900R but i cannot afford it to even turn the Banshee into 900R let alone buy all the upgrades

My Pikachou

The Bullet, it's the cutest

>cruising on faggio
>modder man joins along for the ride

hmmm

It seems scriptkiddies only know three tricks -
1. Blowing up the entire lobby
2. Throwing some random guy flying into the air
3. Spawning tons of things to crash other's games

seems like im not the only hard headed person in this internet...But im not stopping either, do what want, you can call me whatever you want but your friend there is going to deserve for what she said to me. So i never back down, and ill ruined her life in the internet if i have too. so im sorry if you are here but its just me man this is the internet this is how sad this cruel world we live in and for me this is an entertaining thing that i like doing

Then there are the rare fun ones that spawn in toys for the rest of us to play with

Who the FUCK are you talking to?
>filename
Oh. My condolences.
This is the kind of things menus should be used for. Spawning cash first and foremost and fun unobtrusive stuff that doesn't ruin other people's games secondly.

this

I miss you faggots but overcrotch is fun ;_;

Xth for magic

rip

Fuck off, no armored shitboxes allowed.

Reminder that Ryukazi hangs out with Mexican script shitters that kill GTAG on sight, doesn't have GTAG as active crew, doesn't want anything to do with GTAG, yet still holds high rank in the crew.

who cares man

You mean little ryu?

Look at this goofy ass motherfucker I got matched in a heist with. Beavis and Butthead looking ass boy.

Oh look, another Annie made thread that had to be made before anyone else could so badly he left out the link to the old thread again. Ban these faggots.

Don't fucking associate my thread with NullFaggot.
>Ban these faggots.
I'm not breaking any rules, you autist. Use the archive if you want to look at the old threads.

im back i heard about the ceo update

do people still drop money? im 3m off getting a boat

>do people still drop money
It's getting rarer and rarer. Most of the time scriptkiddies just blow up sessions nowadays, gone are the times when you'd get millions dropped in every lobby.
;_;7

Except Ryu is chill. Old-gtag know this. You neo-gtag keep complaining about everything.

I take my pick

Don't you fucking bully ryu and lil' ryu

I remember PS3 funbux, and how I got a 2 week ban for simply getting them from someone else

Literally kill yourself. There's a reason things are done the way they are. You act like you're some fucking revolutionary by leaving it out on purpose. You neo-gtag shits are cancer.

Wow, who knew all I needed to do to be above the rules that everyone else must abide by was to fall under some random guy's arbitrary definition of chill!

>arbitrary
Adjective
2.
NORTH AMERICANinformal
very relaxed or easygoing.
"I'm kind of a relaxed, chill guy"

>neo-gtag
I've been here since PC release, m8.
> There's a reason things are done the way they are
Which is why, when everyone was forcing the '/gtaog/' thread title, I kept making them as /gtag/.
I only leave it out to annoy you, and it's clearly worked ;)

>I've been here since PC release, m8.

Yup, neo-gtag.

KUSH KOMAAAA

>he was in gtag before PC release
Fucking lol @ all last gen plebs who bought the same game twice

You're trying too hard now, neo-gtag.

>People acting like PS3/360 /gtag/ was some haven of greatness
Take it from someone who has been there. Same shit, less thread activity

THEY WANNA SHARE MY LIGHT

I WANNA SHAVE MY WIFE

You're buying too hard.

>poorfag getting involved in strangers' budgets

Ask someone who was smart enough to gameshare both versions anything

>someone who can't manage their money calling others poor
Better buy the PS4.5.3.1.2.7 version of GTA V next, wouldn't want to be left in the dark on another set of updates ;)

Oh please, the memes are stale.

Reposting here for those who don't check SC often:

I have received Nessi's contact info. Anyone who wants to send him encouraging words, message me on SC or get in touch with me elsewhere.

Be advised your messages WILL be screened and edited if necessary. It won't kill you to hold on to your shiptoasts for another few months.

I will. And I'll still pay my $1300 house payment and put another $200 in my IRA next month.

>screened and edited
Thank you dear leader for correcting the words of the lost and confused

Aha man this is sad

Sorry for making you sad. I didn't try to discourage you from your dreams of having money.

Will you both just fuck already

IS NESSI DEAD

He's going to fight is some god forsaken country to save america from whoever the government tells us its current enemies are

oh
so not yet
gotcha
RIP

>did I tell you how much I'm not poor?? because I'm not!!!
I don't give a shit if you can afford it, buying the same game twice is fucking pathetic and I will always laugh at anyone who didn't first buy GTA V on PS4/XBONE/PC

His spirit will be broken harder than his asshole.

on pc and need a couple million, dont really care about getting banned...

Yeah, sitting on base shooting paper targets for 11 months and 3 weeks, and a week of combined "action"(See: walking in formation, driving in Humvees, oppressing the locals, and occasional "combat" with "enemies") sure is hard!

cheat engine races nigga
I did it and have been sitting at like 73 million for months now

explain

how do i do this?
do i need other players in the race?
what values am i looking for?

Sent ;)

Doesn't work anymore. Races are capped at 100k and anything over gets detected and autobanned.

thats little ryu, dummy

how new are you?

There was by far less avatarfaggotry due to the fact that last gen's character creator was somehow even shittier

oh please take off the rose tinted goggles

b...but Im a shitter... :'(

No there wasn't. I bet you don't even know the name ludiko.

It's the same shit with every multiplatform game.
>Our community was way better! These guys are cancer!

Read that again retard. My argument was on your side faggot.

Oh I know, I was making an extension of your argument.

Good morning /gtag/

Good morning!

How did you get dogs? Can you do that on 360?

>He owns an armored car!

verlerielrielrerir

There's nothing wrong in owning an armored Schafter or Cognoscenti.

99%+ of armored cars are Krumas

post career criminals

bonus points if they actually look like career criminals

I bought a verlierer and God was it boring. That user was right, you only love high grip shitter cars because you can't drive anything else.

Can anyone help me find a Bagger?

I got one today and modded it at LSC but I forgot to put full coverage on it and a jetshitter promptly blew it up. I can't find it again and getting Out of Court Settlement from Martin is a dice roll.

So you don't get Bonus points

sory, i've been asleep last lil while, im surprised im still in my lobby and not kicked

qt

>4 armored cars
>1 is kuruma
>25% is 99%

So you wanna race then?

Yes there is.
All armored cars are for shitters.

lel

Null, we have raced before, and I would beat you just as easily now.

>nigger
>having any any sort of career

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya

Big talk, come online then!

...

I got plans for the day, I'll be online in about 7-8 hrs and gladly accept.

id help if i could but im heading back to sleep now, good luck user, bagger is a nice bike

where were u cruising to, user?

Kay, just message me on steam or discord, then I'll show you who's BOSS OF THIS GYM.