/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

He's DEAD

>Patch Notes:
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>Upcoming Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/

>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread

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Kill yourselves

hi

Good times

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{Hmm.}

I wanna eb sulnera!

Post more Shana kitkat

lewd

Because Cid, the Scions and Hildi are dead too right?

>chocobo racing
>random dude spends all his stam to get to 1st place
>last push with me on 2nd
>nigger and follows me around with briar draining all my stam
>we both end on 7th and 8th place

WHY WOULD YOU FUCK OVER THE ONLY PLAYER ON THE GODDAMN RACE?

>Why would people ruin other people's fun on the internet
Are you seriously asking this?

naka bp

I'd much rather let the NPC designated by the code to always be better than the 6 other NPCs get first, obviously.

>2 more levels for B4B
god help me I'm almost done

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>NPC gets hit by every bad pad
>still ends in first place with 15% stamina
zzzzzzzz

DRG is awesome, wtf you talking about

I'm sure it's great at level 60

>I'd much rather let the NPC designated by the code to always be better than the 6 other NPCs get first, obviously.
FUCKING SPEED RACER
>sprints off at the start of the race and is in first for the whole run
Yeah I'm sure nothing rigged is going on right here :^)

As I see it, they'll kill off Ayymeric in the Final Steps and he'll be "reincarnated" as some dragon shit because the writers can't do with more of their two-dimensional cardboard cut outs dying off.

Get it to 60!

I want to play brd man

So roulettes make me hate myself. Are there alternative gearing methods available to a non raider to get geared equivalently?

>says drg is shit
>plays bard

No you don't.
Play DRG!

>DRAGON VS DRAGON WHILE DRAGONSONG PLAYS

HIRE ME SE

I'll be the first to admit bard was shit until level 50

This is only an imperfect, unsolicited clone!

I'm already fucking bored of 3.3 holy shit.

Crafted but you're just changing roulettes for GC turn ins until theyre all leveled.

see

There are way too many melee as is, we need more mch/brd

abe panties

>tfw ywn have your own shana clone to sex whenever you want

Will 3.3 add more uses for red/blue scrips?

yes

I don't like point and click games

i bet they dont like you either

faggot

Okay I guess I'll save the tokens

Yellow scrips

Excuse me.
I need pictures of cats.
Please and thank you.

I can't fulfill your request without knowing what these pictures of cats will be used for.

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They will be used for appreciation.

what did you say about cummies?!

Fuck that we need au ra, and no not not midlander au ra real au ra with amazing skin tones
PALE BLUE OR BLUE RAEN DON'T COUNT, FUCK OFF

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Intense fapping of course

you look like whitec@
Show us your butt

post butt

Courtesy of Faggotrine, Madiaper and Femboy

>tfw u just normal skin toned xaela trash

I am garbage

Who else /fatcat/ plush?

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The difference is Florentine posts on topic and shana shitposts about moonies and tummies.

What should I level next?

>143636214

>Botanist 60
>Miner 7
For why

i want to shoot them all over you

Nobody cares how your character looks when you're asking a question about leveling jobs

Okay I'm going to admit that's a cute fin horn...

oops

just think about the risks in going flooey before you do anything too drastic

thank

i didn't even do anything

cats

Post RARE Spiders

What noises do lizards make when mating?

gotta start on glamour stuff

youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k

>post a picture of a retainer that looks like shana
>collect (You)s

this is too easy

>143636214

Is buying gil safe in this game?

Shut the fuck up, degenerate.

Why do you act like an underage boy who found out what sex is? Grow up.

boys

Hey man if they dont put out cute pics you gotta do what you gotta do. I have cute ebin retainers too but I don't post them cause RESPECT.

tfw nobody liked squid chan enough to make a retainer

end thyself

99% of the time yes.

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What's the best way to do it?

no one wants an ugly retainer

(You) was a mistake.

is that an odinlala retainer?

Like, where to buy them or the best methods?

For methods either direct trade with you giving some items in return for the money or via the MB where you just list a bunch of items for pretty high prices you will lose 5% of the sum due to MB taxes, though.

Remember to never ever mention RMT in the chat in case a GM finally does his job and checks the chat logs.

What's even the point of this? What are you even trying to do?

I meant, where to buy, I guess, but yeah. I have no clue how any of this works, really.

[visible arousal]

you talk to the cute cat on balmung that sells gil

mmogah or the rmt balmung dude on discord
those are the safest AFAIK

why couldn't they make a better minigame like sphere break

I just googled, found skype addresses on epvp, ownedcore and similar, added chinks to skype & smooth sailing. I was selling though.

Lost all faith in SE's anti rmt measures afterwards. Mailed some, had the guy withdraw from fc chest for the bulk of it.

mmogah's great yeah.

why couldnt they make a better game like xi

>ffxiv anti rmt measures

those don't exist. those weekly lodestone reports telling you x accounts were banned for rmt you see? those are the spambots and faggots teleporting throughout the world trading millions to each other. you'll get banned 100 times for calling someone a fag before you get banned for rmt

I'm pretty sure they are only notified when massive sums are being traded in a short amount of time.

One wonders what exactly is that special task force of theirs doing.

Define a massive sum on a highpop server. I constantly sell items worth 5-10m.

Excuse me, those belong to me, I'll at the very least have to charge royalties.

Do I just send a message to the balmung RMT guy?

Is he going to out me to the other ebins?

I want to make my alt look like a massive whore.

Which suncat facetype/hair/etc would be best suited for this?