/utg/ - Undertale General

yea
you mean frisk right?

xth for flowey

Mettaton's thighs wrapped around your waist as you pound his onahole!

>"with 7 human souls, asgore will be a god"
>absorbs 7 souls
>becomes god
>god doesn't exist
>ceases to exist
>100 marines steamroll his army

Papyrus!

NTH FOR GHOST RAPE.

>not wanting to comfily dissolve in acid as your lovingly absorbed into the goatboy's body

wow

Fine

So hot...

>cropping group pictures so you can pretend its just of your favorite character
pathetic

>becomes god
>god doesn't exist
>ceases to exist
Douglas Adams please leave, your books are overrated shit

oh!! flowey backflip guy
you draw great floweys

God doesn't exist but a god-likr being can.
Checkaroonymate

silly asrielfag
that's a goat, not a partner
partners look like these two

That is.. kinda creepy

...

I'm gonna kick your ass

Well fuck, I didn't think one would be delivered. Thanks! I haven't even seen one like that. Do you have the original?
Also I was thinking of this, but apparently it's actually from the fukushima disaster. Also it would be horrifying.

what's pathetic about it? I liked that bit more than the rest and wanted a way to draw attention to it

>becomes god-like
>god-like to monsters
>god-like to monsters = human construction vehicles in terms of power
>gets steamrolled by a literal steamroller
>semper fi

alright, posting best partners

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>gets steamrolled by a literal steamroller
Fuck off DIO

>becomes a god
>leads his chosen people to the promised land

*You are a great partner.

Before or after i rape the ghost?

Oh it's the obligatory HFY fag. Go shitpost in Veeky Forums about 10 marines fending off a Tyranid invasion or something.

>your balls will never be touching fluffy balls unless you are molesting a farm animal

why live

Before

>becomes a god
>YHWH gets mad at this idolatry at pagan beliefs
>leads crusade on asgore and utterly destroys him

Fluffy balls sounds so nice.

I don't uh... you mean like this?

so much pie today
lawfag please leave

>be you
>get angry
>mummy comes in to ask why i'm flailing my arms around
>"MUMMY! SOMEBODY MADE FUN OF MY GOAT HUSBANDO ON THE INTERNET! I NEED TENDIE TREATS TO CALM DOWN!"
>eat tendies, tears streaming down my face

sounds like it might be kind of itchy but i guess you'd be used to it

Haa! Thanks. I'm glad someone likes them. They don't take too much time to do unlike Mettaton.

I just searched up "Chernobyl Flower" and got this

s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/49/40/d9/4940d92ffac411c26ed05262e575d636.jpg

Lolwat? I don't even like Asgore, I'm just tired of cunts like you shitting up threads.
>tendies
Stale meme

>Zero human causalities
>King is a cuck
>Head of Royal Guard is a homo
>Head Scientist is a weeb who can't get anything done
>Only relatively powerful soldier is too much of a lazy asshole to do anything
>Can be killed with a stick, dance shoes, and an empty gun
>Don't even leave a body
MONSTERS
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

Thanks. That's also a good, freaky flower.

Im gonna slap him in the face if he tries to squirm away.

>slap
user, ghosts are incorporeal

I'M GONNA SLAP YOU IN THE FACE

>cunts like you shitting up the thread
Yep, sure am shitting up the thread by talking about the game instead of waifu/nice shitposting.

If he's incorporeal then how can he touch anything?

So Gerson let's you live, that's cool

Magic

No, silly. These two are the best partners.

Honestly, Undertale with Stands would be way more interesting than the done-to-death US marines meme.

Yeah monsters are weak, but that's no longer an issue in this day and age

Hehehe, not before i make him cry and scream like a bitch.

Gerson is a cool dude
>I don't even like Asgore
rude also stop responding to them dummy
I'm ignoring the marine thing, all I did was make a DIO joke and an SMT joke.

Post what you're listening to!

youtube.com/watch?v=1eJZGTedU6o

Weird request, but does anyone have that Undertale animation that ends with frisk saying "I'm 11 so shut the fuck up"?

is there a limit to how many human souls a monster can absorb

could asgore bust into a hospital and eat all the patients and absorb 100+ souls

What an idiot letting a mass murderer go.

BLOWOUT SOON FELLOW MONSTER

I'm actually watching a German card game stream that I can't understand at the moment but here's a pretty good song

youtube.com/watch?v=2qzeIG4qKaQ

That's oddly specific

youtube.com/watch?v=UKN8lZIBx7I

Music with no lyrics and that easily loops is the best for programming for hours.

youtube.com/watch?v=MMVRWtUB7XQ

youtu.be/uCi8x4HQDEg

here ya go
youtube.com/watch?v=Oh3CbKjmIi8

youtube.com/watch?v=xV-sICHRkUk

I suppose not as long as the souls are willing. The resultant creature might have problems deciding on anything though if their minds work like Charas and Asriels in a fusion.

That's it! thanks user

soundcloud.com/ucasucas/storyshift-witzkonig-sans
I like this, no where near as emotional as ASGORE though

He said he was in the war against humans, surely he recognizes Frisk as one

Don't know why I'm bothering to but ok
youtube.com/watch?v=tCu2RVCpges

...

Like this?

I like to imagine all 3 heads talk at the same time and say the same things whenever it talks.

Could work in the post apocalyptic AU.

Do you ever listen to anything else than ProleteR? Just curious.

Its for the best, there's no way Sans backstory in storyshift is going to be as emotional as Asgores was. Still wonder how they are going to connect Mettaton and Napstablook of all people with him

youtube.com/watch?v=_rQ2g2ul290

youtube.com/watch?v=beNfj2tlQ1o
& KNUCKLES

You don't have to post if you don't want to but I do listen to all of them.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=vHhWBcGhltc
Post your level /utg/

>Do you ever listen to anything else than ProleteR?
What? I post different stuff all the time user

here take some different songs I guess

youtube.com/watch?v=2qzeIG4qKaQ
youtube.com/watch?v=2qzeIG4qKaQ
youtube.com/watch?v=0pbpQu9NCl0

Ghosts are for sexual, try to prove me wrong.

I...

I mean I guess but your partners aren't the greatest partners.

See?

*you are a great partner.

>I posted the same song twice
what the fuck, they were suppose to be these. I blame my keyboard being shitty
youtube.com/watch?v=pYLjHhSOE7s
youtube.com/watch?v=YXwYJyrKK5A

Man Crash Bandicoot is such a damn nostalgic game for me. We used to play 3 and crash bash constantly as kids.

Wait, you mean like this?

Ok you're getting the hang of it! A bit too lewd for this time of day but that's alright! You're on the right track!

Could just be me. I've seen that album get posted constantly when asked about music so I assume it's the same person posting it.

Alright, I think I understand now.
Thank you for helping me out on this.

I really like this mix. Makes me imagine Papyrus trying to sneak through an enemy zone.

The BEST partner

ONLY ONE GHOST IS FOR SEXUAL
AND IT'S THE CORPOREAL HUMAN-CUM DUMPSTER

Big flowe

I'm a mix between normal pleb and outsider. I like some remixes but mostly the original soundtrack.

No problem!

Ever since my friend showed it to me I've been hooked. I love the little dog barks, too.

Correct!