/owg/ Overwatch General

First inside D.Va

Cancerous waifufags are ruining the team balance
STOP FUCKING STACKING THE KOREAN CUNT AND BRITISH SLUT YOU FUCKING RETARDS WE DONT WIN LIKE THIS

ACCEPT REQUEST PLS

>Pic related with zenyatta or bastion

4u

kekd

The tightest

>Every single attacking game
>Hanzo/Widowmaker are first to lock in

I have almost 60% win rate, is matchmaking trying to make me lose with these plebs?

>James already casting Overwatch

We just need Soe to host an event and overwatch esports are real

Daily reminder that Symmetra is awesome and has always been.

Reposting for interest.
Any drawfag lurking in this thread?

what level are you

Hana Song pleases old men for money

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Don't reflect me or my son or my grandson or my great grandson ever again

If winston breaks his glasses and keeps replacing parts, is it still Dr. Winston's glasses?

Worst girl. D.Va superior.

27

I saw that

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AND A FUCKING CAPTCHA THREE TIMES RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What are good maps/sides to pick Tracer on? I get the general idea that you're supposed to be an annoying little shit with her and get people's attention, but I'm not good at recognizing good situations for her.

Poo in the loo need not apply
cannon fodder in the literal sense of the word

You mean Hanzo, Widowmaker, Tracer and Genji

Who all go on to do shit all

I'm 39 and I've had 1 legendary I fucking hate you.

>can't upload own sprays
Porn and Adult material would be rampant
>can't create public server
Then there would be just a swarm of retards who would kick people for picking certain heroes
>50% forced winrate
Fair point

get ur trash hero away from me and stay away

>alcoholic memelord

back to d2g

no fucking way you dropped all those at lvl 27

is there a way to queue for only certain map types? I always leave if its koth because it's horse shit

Hanzo is such a racist character

yep

Are you a drawfag?

well he is japanese, those tojos hate everyone

hanzo isn't white therefore not racist

Nth for giving your rival a smoldering look

Zarya is for hugs and kisses.

>No molten core turret

Nigga

How do I play this game without the constant urge to rape D.Va and fap to her?

why cant we break down useless shit to coins yet? I have like 20 player icons that i dont want

>not wanting to plow d.va's tiny korean asshole while she calls you daddy

Just accept it, the D.VA rules now

ayy

also, got completely demolished by a full tracer team last night. how2counter?

cut off your dong

Where all my '20+ with no epic or legendary skins yet' bros at?

>can't create public server
>Then there would be just a swarm of retards who would kick people for picking certain heroes

>arguing against public servers

I allow Tracer, they're usually better than your average sniper. Unfortunately a lot of Genji's are pretty bad.

she's perfect
I wish I knew how to be good when I play as her

How many boxes did you buy, I'm 28 and I only have 5 legendaries. Didn't buy a single box.

go away pedophile

>extremely helpful shit like how Overtime, contesting points, and unique settings for each hero aren't covered in the tutorial

The playerbase would still be completely retarded, but I'm sure at least a part of them would at least be less so if Blizzard wasn't so retarded.

>bnet forums finally allows us to change avatar

nice

As in the concept of hanzo is racist, or he himself is racist?

>ddlg
get out normie

get your entire team to switch to pharah and fly around so they can't get near you

>not wanting to gangbang D.Va and simultaneously give her a cream filling in every orifice while she also uses both hands and both feet to jerk cocks with each

22 without even a pink

She's pretty shit against Torbjorn but if you're getting gangbanged so hard you can't even set up then you weren't going to win no matter what because your team a shit.

Or skins for that matter. There's a lot of skins I never want and yet I am forced to have them.

>tried playing against hard mode bots
>aimbot Bastion and 2 shieldbot Zarya's make it no fun at all

Unfreezing myself and ruining Mei's day is a good feeling

>tfw when 19
>about to hit 20

This is my final chance.

>counter tracer
you dont
however mercy boosted pharah and mccree can check her since they both have the ability to one-shot her before she can blink

>Pharah has pleasured countless married military men in warzones
>D. Va once showed her tits to a neckbeard
>Pharah spent years crafting her body into physical perfection
>D. Va can't grow tits and will get fat once she hits 21
>Pharah is a tough, sensible woman who knows what she wants and doesn't play games
>D. Va has a breakdown if she loses a twitter follower

Pharah is for sexing and marrying.
D. Va is for mocking and bullying.

Meeeeeeee

Why are so many players not following the team tipps?

>its a zenyatta skin
FFS JUST REMOVE ZENYATTA AND SYMETTRA AND ADD SOME REAL SUPPORTS

Do you think Junkrat shitposts in DVa's stream chat

But if that was possible Blizzard wouldn't make as many shekels

Winston stack or McCree stack.

WE

This image is really sad but the whale looks like it's smiling which makes me feel more sad for laughing.

Mah nigga

please go

What level did you get your first legendary, /owg/? Level 9 here

Confirmed.

>Enemy Zarya ults our team so Genji can kill us all
>I use Whole Hog to push them all away while out Zenyatta activates his ult so that the rest can gangbang Genji
>Zenyatta gets play of the game for it
That right there is how things should be

Zenyatta is cool though. He needs buffs but I don't see how he isn't a "real support".

>blue eyes

he's fuckin asian

1) focus on weakest members of the enemy team, supports/snipers/attackers

2) flank tankier dudes when your team engages them to deal good damage

3) force enemies to waste their abilties by flashing your ass in front of them then blinking/rewinding away

>D.Va's backstory involves Kaijuu and mechs
>For some reason she's korean rather than Japanese

Is Overwatch worth buying or should I just keep masturbating to it's porn?

I would really like it if Symettra and Lucio were removed. Pharah can stay.

Shame she isn't a bit younger

>but I don't see how he isn't a "real support".

Because that user is a shitter.

>mfw Mei hides in ice block and I am Junkrat

I would love to turn "Pharah on", too.

You have it all wrong, D.VA mocks and bullies YOU

22, Young Hanzo

Appropriate at least.

Yeah it's fun. both

nice screenshot

Why do all Meis stand still when they're shooting frozen people in the head, every time they do that I swear I'm saved by a Hanzo or Widow

6, yeti hunter mei

>developers keep making objective focused team games where a balanced composition is key
>players keep doing whatever the fuck they want and only caring about how many kills they get

Spam E on anyone getting fucked
Use shift when you're getting fucked
Shoot nuclear bombs everywhere
Call upon our lord and savior Tobysteel when the enemy team goes full retard.