/owg/ Overwatch General

Mercy is only played by masochistic cumdumpsters

>It's a "teammates run past chokepoints in order to fight by the enemy spawn and get flanked to death" episode

whats up dog?

at the bare minimum D.Va has shaved down cheek bones

Hollywood

Checkmate

>reruns of this all day

Memes are so bad these days

After time passed on, my hatred for Mei has been Transferred to McCree.

how he is gonna plow Widowmakers pillowy bum later

Followup

I want to have hot and tender spooning anal sex with her; holding her pregnant belly and kissing her soft neck.

lolis

Wait people actually get past A on Hollywood?

DIE

tfw you win hanamura just blinking past every choke point forcing the team to stop focusing the gates and come running to the capture point

You're growing up.

Congratulations Shinji

Is this a joke? That final checkpoint is fucking torture

>all these shitty mccrees who read somwhere that mccree is the best damage hero in the game who are completely reliant on E+m2 combo and can't hit headshots with m1 for shit
yeah mccree IS strong as fuck but it's like these retards think his strength only comes from the combo

you are also supposed to be able to deal consistent damage with his m1

People don't?

This fucking map
I am level 32 and I have played about 20 or so god fucking matches in this fucking map and we lost every. single .fucking. of them. We got fucking rekt. I am literally furious at the moment, I am at a fucking loss for words, is this fucking magic, I literally know the team I am in will fuckin get goddamn stomped on this piece of a shit of a map right here the moment I see the loading screen, I fucking know it and it happens, is this game fucking serious

>healslut meme
>implying healers aren't gods who get to decide who lives and who dies

Have you embraced the hog /owg/?

>reaper players

>that level 54 stuck in your shitter mmr

DID YOU REPORT A PLAYER YET?

If so, why?

Bastion is OP at pleb tiers
Mei is OP slightly above pleb tier
McRee is actually OP

>only my direct hits were shown in the postgame screen
?
>no commends
>teammate complains about me after game
???

...

Why does Genjis ult last so fucking long

how do you even change your avatar on the battlenet

pretty sure the damage dealers do most of the deciding of who dies

you can't outheal a widow headshot, cuck

more like healers are narcissists with delusions of grandeur

he was genji and he kept flanking me

Bastion is OP at casual pubbing
FTFY
otherwise I wouldnt be here making tripple and quad kills all day tbqh

I've camped and been camped at that point more than any other I think.

negative
remove planetwreckers

For saying 'gg' first as winning team

The only joy I get from this boring game is acting like a dipshit and then reporting players who get mad and call me a faggot. Blizzard's chat violations are great, using a racial slur or calling someone a faggot is the same severity as doxing and threatening someone with real life murder.

...

I doubt he was serious but it's good to know that a blizzard employee will have to read that

Usually I get stuck with teams that decide the archway is a nice place to stack and just strafe back and forth from cover until a defender/Pharah comes and blows them the fuck out.

Because it has the same damage output as Pharah's rockets.

yeah anyone that goes nuts in match chat after they lose. don't need that league of legends dotard shit

>You will never play fighters of the storm

I just got matched with someone I already checked to avoid. Why do I get matched with that person? I avoided him for a reason, he ruined that game aswell. He literally picked Bastion into 4 Genjis. Why Blizzard. Why.

>you can literally get banned for saying "gg ez" at the end

lol

this fucking 2016 safe space mentality

Any stacks want a pretty good dedicated Mercy/Lucio player?

I've taken a liking to him on defense but I can't play him on offense for shit. Maybe it's supposed to be this way?

>temple of anus
>attack

Yes I can

do they ban for poor sportsmanship or am i gtg for shit-talking after matches

Yee buddy.

>No Mercy shirts available
Absolutely Barbaric

That would have been a better game than Hots, thats for sure

>it's a "they just keep running into 6 people by themselves instead of waiting for the rest of the team" episode
>it's a "i just made 3 picks by myself, why aren't you moving in" episode
>it's a "time to pick my hero, oh shit defeat" episode

just go all die die die on the point ez

go fuck yourself blizzard

FUCKING SPEND 250 SHEKELS ON WHITE RABBIT D.VA AND THEN I UNLOCK IT 2 LEVELS LATER

FUCK

"Come and get me"

Only if someone reports you, anything is fair game though

us.battle.net/support/en/article/100644

maybe don't be a faggot then

That WRYYY pose.

>banned
show proof

But seriously theres no reason to say shit at the end of the game anyway. Not like you talked to your team, why bother talking to the enemy team?

Its like why anyone bothers to say GG at all anymore. That shit lost its meaning close to a decade ago

Just space them out and pick your battles. I quit pretty often but I've never gotten a penalty because I'll eat a loss every now and then.

can mercy be nerfed again so she actually has to complete the cast / skill before people get ressed? Why can every other ultimate be interrupted but hers can't

I want to see you say "gg ez" to any team you beat in a physical sport. See how that plays out for you. The only safe space here is that neckbeard hole you crept in and from where you feel safe to insult people on the internet, simply because you're an asshole that lacks social intelligence, like everyone who does that kind of shit.

>Best tier
Volskaya Industries
Ilios
Lijang Tower

>Good tier
Nepal
Route 66
Gibraltar
Hollywood

>Unfun tier
Dorado
King's Row
Numbani

>Remove this shit from the game tier
Temple of Anubis
Hanamura

"ez"

A penalty is better for my blood tension than 2 Widowmakers in attack.

Did anyone else buy this game thinking they'd be better at it? I suck cock at most heroes and only do good at the ones that require zero skill and even that is rare.

>complaining that there are consequences to ragequitting matches
Just how big of a faggot are you?

>tumblr universe

neck yourself already

>run into six enemies by myself
>contest the point the whole time
>10 seconds, team has completely respawned
>20 seconds, team is approaching
>30 seconds, team is close
>40 seconds, team has taken alternate routes that go nowhere important
>50 seconds, team is attempting to 5v1 Widow and failing
>55 seconds, Junkrat kills them all
>56 seconds, stand still and wait for the sweet embrace of death as I find the Leave Game button because this has happened six times in a row now

DEDICATED SUPPORT LOOKING FOR PREMADE OF TWO OR MORE

qualitytoad#1848

SAVE ME FROM PUB GAME BULLSHIT

I-I like King's Row

>Blizzard blatantly copy Batrider and Pudge

uummm.... watchtards?

said 'lmao' after i winston q'd everyone off a payload

does that count as an insult

Her ult can be interrupted you mongoloid.

He's just shitposting, that didn't happen or he would actually post a picture.

As much as I try not to I've done some pretty intense shittalking and so have my friends (now and in the closed beta) and none of us have been banned for anything. Just the other day we called out a team for stacking tracers on king of the hill, switched to winston and dumped them, then gave them some casual easy game remarks until they all left.

According to these rules "gg ez" should not be punishable.

>ragequitting
More like I know what's going to fucking happen when I queue into a team of Bastion, Hanzo, Widowmaker, Torbjorn, and one other shitter when I'm playing attack

No fucking clue but it's complete bullshit. Smart Mercy players won't even participate in the first suicide push since she can guarantee a 4-5 man rez that way

I paid $40 for the game I'm not going to play maps/modes/roles I don't enjoy no matter how they punish me.

more like why come a ninja can headshot from half a map away?

>King's row
>Unfun

>report player three days ago for going absolute apeshit in all chat
>writes me today to tell me what an asshole i am and that he got a 12 hour ban
>reported him again
damn i really like this ban system. it seems to keep all the league and dota retards out

Best character to learn to aim with?

Telling someone to Git Gud is a tradition at this point, faggot. If you don't want to encourage stagnant behavior you make sure to say it after a match to encourage them to improve.

Which one of you lads wants to buy me the game and train me to be a good healslut?
Not unfamiliar with healslutting in general, just this game

literally kill yourself

>dedicated support

Sorry, you are not good enough for my group if you can't play everyone and know how they work optimally.