/4ccg/ - Veeky Forums Cup General: The Fallen Edition

xth for Thomas Alba Edison

/fgog/ are IN, /aog/ try to ride muh mentum with some halftime changes but it doesn't work because they can't into on target.

Group B permutations:

/fgog/ are through. All that is at stake for them is top of the group, which doesn't matter in a qualifier. We meme match now?

/aog/ auto qualify with a win and also with a draw provided /mggg/ don't beat them on GD or GF (which would require at least a win by two).

Wins for /mggg/ and /tf2g/ guarantee them at least playoffs, but they'll need the other to not win to auto-qualify. A draw or loss for either leaves their hopes of even being in playoffs to the other.

>/ffg/
>getting scored on by le one card per player team

>de fending champions

what the fuck happened to /hanny/?
what the fuck happened to /ffg/?

haw haw ect

>Veeky Forums League 2, /dsg/ get destroyed
>Veeky Forums League 3, /dng/ get destroyed
>Veeky Forums League 4, /5N@F/ dominate their group and are seen as a potential cup-winner before going out on penalties
>Veeky Forums League 5, /dng/ get destroyed (again)
>Veeky Forums League 6 QUALIFIERS, /ffg/ get destroyed

I'm not okay with this

/dng/ is winning this cup lad the memes will it

1st place curse is real

>/ffg/ destroyed
>destroyed

Score's 1-2, one point going into the third match will be bad for /ffg/.

Destroyed is harsh language though, just did it for consistency.

m8

>refresh the page because the stream froze for a moment
>see /ffg/ score a third goal
Well shit nevermind then.

mate

m80

>(You)

>AliceShit getting fucked

the cosmos is at balance

How bad can one team be
Literally /c/-tier

/c/ won a match

>-5 GD
/ddg/ just needs to lose and seal the deal.

To be fair, who knows with VGL teams
Remember /kspg/ used to be a laughing stock before they went berserk and got to 3rd

>/ddg/'s manager is Myuer
Fuck, nevermind.

>No autistic commentators today

Neat

>Patrick Warburton on commentary
VGL has some high budget

/ffg/ are safe for at least playoffs

/hanny/ can't advance automatically now and need /ddg/ to not lose or to undergo a MASSIVE choke job to have much chance at the playoffs; even then, they'd need to beat /bbg/

>one
>card
>per
>player

Sucks for them though to be drawn in group of death and to get PES'd out of a goal or two against /ddg/

>one card per player

they need a better manager

That'll teach me not to leave an emergency pastebin.

Huge shoutout to QD and Nepgear for putting up with my shit.

vocaroo.com/i/s0QZET1ce6pk
>tfw they rejected the Kimi To remix I made for /fgog/'s goal horn

>That'll teach me not to leave an emergency pastebin.
But, you won
I don't get it

>the city of /bbg/

letting /hanny/ score is a disgrace

>one card per player

Against a team that literally cannot stop getting PES'd.
Seriously, at least 70% of /hanny/'s shots go wide. It's come to a point where not having multiple cards isn't even enough of an excuse for it.

I got lucky we scored first and that meme magic Preset 3 took it back for us, as well as our starters not having shit conditions.

I was planning to start on Preset 2 all along and thought the match was going to start earlier, maybe I was checking the time at the end of the /bbg/ match earlier and got rused lel. Also what said desu

/ddg/ game should have ended 4-2 tbqh, /hanny/'s defense is appalling but scoring twice on 12(7) in 16 is pretty bad luck or playing against actual defenses :^)

/hanny/'s defense actually improved. At this rate they might win a game in VG8

twice on 12(7) total*

also I haven't looked at /hanny/'s export but I do wonder what (singular) card their players even have

!summerteam will throw to /mlp/
CollieBro: /gd/

they're all wack
their DMF has heading for example

>Myuer in charge of winning a game without PES'ing the other team

/hanny/ have two defensive minded goalies

>this snore-fest /bbg/ Goalhorn
Not doing the Souls name proud really.

True, but they've still given up 18 shots through 2 games and I think 13 on target? Giving up that much isn't gonna win you anything

fucking lmao

Dragon Dildo's general advanced?

Yep. Looking real convincing and stronk going in.

>when you manage to keep the Patrick Warburton voice on for the entire match

my throat hurts

/bbg/ not winning made it not worth it

are italian managers really the key lads

Your commentary was top-notch though, Dip.

Commentate again, it was a good time.

You're pretty good lad, I hope we can hear more of you in the future.

Thanks for the odds today boss, really made people think they had a chance.

9.25
12.15
9.00
26.46
7.40
24.76
20.68
4.20
5.60
9.75
5.55
7.40
14.00
19.28
11.50
3.20

9.52

Top 5:
Total bet: $230.00
Total paid: $199.70
Total profit: $30.30

The house always wins.

Aw, y-you guys.

I can do other meme voices too, like Gilbert Gottfried, Danny DeVito and Joel from Vinesauce.

i can also do ken's foreverpandering voice

I hope you all guys are having a good time with /ddg/.

So happy that the team made it.

>0.75 loss
The worst things is my inner rigger was telling me to bet on a draw with /mggg/, and I said, fuck that they're gonna win this
Just fuck my shit up senpai
A-at least I'll make it up later

Why don't I make this much dosh in real cups?

Strength in numbers, Arisen.

Not bad at all.

That's quite the vocal range.

>Can only sound like Lear

Your voice was pretty good. Thanks for commentating our game.
Yeah, we got PESd. I should have subbed out WHEEL instead of AWAY AWAY, especially after WHEEL missed those good shots.
Sure, he's my Gold with Green form, but Kirk is a 77 with Red form. That might have turned the tables. Oh well, hoping we can slaughter /hanny/ and be good enough compared to the other 3rd place teams to steal the 7th open spot.

Good game Myuer. You should tell me how to get a defense like that sometime.

>A-at least I'll make it up later
Sure you will.

You didn't get PES'd
/bbg/ were unlucky to score quite a few chances yes, but /ddg/ were also in the same boat and considering the scoreline was only a 1 goal difference, they were the ones getting PES'd buddy

Relax. My dog could slaughter /hanny/

>one card per player
>two defensive goalkeepers
>dmf has heading
>manager has no idea

Nice.

We'll see by the end of the Veeky Forumsleague, last time when there were lyl$ as bets I ended 3rd, so I guess I can at least make it even this time.

>like half the shots /ddg/ had
>PES'd
kek

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I should jinx you harder next time :^)

Can you do the cartoon Mario and Luigi voices that Vinny used to do?

yes

>more
2 isn't higher than 2 you bum fork

>/mggg/ fails me while /fgog/ keeps me somewhat alive
Let's see if this keeps going on tomorrow too

take us to the top!

bet everything on /bbg/

If they lose to /hanny/....................................JUST

nobody could lose to /hanny/

benuldies :DDDD

Benulties in the UCL final.

/ffg/ nearly did

should have been more than 2 added minutes though

Definitely, but they'd have been wasted with more diving and drama anyway.

>watching normal football
I hope Atletico win

it was never in doubt. You can't lose to a team clueless enough to give one card per player.

Shit cards at that.

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Does anyone have the "A day in the life of Art" where the last panel Art asks "How many stars?" and Kerning says "it's two"?

Ronaldo please choke.

>implying Real won't be getting la onceava
>implying it wasn't rigged as always
I just want Torres to be the one that chokes so the meme never dies.

ATLETICHOKE MADRID

AYYYY RONALDO-SAMA

fug I forgot he was subbed off.
>Juanfran
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