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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)

List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview

Other urls found in this thread:

bazaar.tf/trade/1467673
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teamfortress.tv/33886/breaking-news-phorofor-cut-from-ronin
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

i love fruit
its like the candy of nature
so delicious

>unironically playing tf2 now that overwatch is out

2rd for mugi

bazaar.tf/trade/1467673
tf2g discounts
also
if any of you'll are sellin spec weapons/kits
i need some for making pro fabs

>ironically eating apples when oranges are a thing

oranges >> apples

Strawberries > Bananas > Plums > Grapes > Green apples > Watermelon > Oranges > Peaches > Yellow apples > Red apples

goo.
gl/forms/073aHLs7TULX0yfj2
fill this out if you haven't

I'm glad I either convinced or everyone just silently used to agree with me that apples were low tier

Option 3 master race here

i agree
natural orange juice is so delicious too ! do you squeeze your own ?

Only red delicious are that bad. And raspberries are god tier.

mugi's eyebrows are probably the silliest thing i've seen in anime

speaking of, what other animes should i watch that are like kon

Post good robot hats
Hard mode: Post robot hats superior to their normal counterparts

>give me a single reason why you would still not try comp after 2 years of ownership of this game

Because I have a job and TF2 doesn't work as a comp game. They have to ban half the game and take all the fun bits out, so it's just a shit quake tdm with uber advantage telling you when to move from one choke to the next.

sure

yep
in BR they sell oranges on those big ass trucks in those big-ass bags too
they're not very cheap but the quality is real nice
whenever i buy them i aways make orange juice for the week

You silly so-and-so

q

...

nice going partner! i make my own too
never buy on supermarket, just squeeze
sometimes i even do it with mandarin but you need like twice as many just for a glass of juice
it tastes so strong and sweet tho

explain doom's ammo system first

Try checking out the rest of Kyoani's work. I'm not really big on high school settings in my slice of life, desu.

>shoots rockets about the ground
>files up with his legs still attached
tf2 is a realistic game

no I asked first

what program 2 use

jotaro is the worst jojo

Did anyone get that phorofor thing before it was nuked?

he actually unloads a used shell when he plays reload animation
it should be like quake 3 shotgun where you never reload

she's wearing it backwards what a dumb worthless slut

Gyro > Jolyne > Johnny > Josuke > Giorno > Gappy > Joseph > Jonathan > Jotaro

No, but the gist of it is that he was cut from Ronin over girl drama via Twitter. So fucking dumb. I'm guessing his girl dumped him for one of his team mates or some dumb shit like that. Niggas these days apparently don't know bros before hos.

i cant use that

:x

We need more posts like this in this thread. Thank you.

i think the worst jojo is the first that appears in the anime
the first arch is so slow and melodramatic

shuckle where are you
this thread needs more gay

>finally finished the mecha engine operation
>spent around 10 hours doing the 3 missions
>spent £2
>get a weapon worth £0.38
JUST

...

>playing mvm
there's your issue

Part one isn't that bad once you get past the art, I read it in like a day or two. Part 3 dragged on far too long, and Jotaro is such a boring MC. I mean, Giorno is boring too, but the rest of the cast and the stand battles made up for that. Part 3 was just mediocre throughout.

You didn't get any kits or robo parts?

> 10 hours to do mecha engine
Hello scrub.

i was the user that asked about it in the last thread so i wanted to try it
nah i got a strange strange silver botkiller flamethrower mk.ii with some other shit scrap
half of it was spent leaving lobbies to find a decent team to be honest, i thought i would find capable players in the 'paid' version every time

...

what the heck it thought this was a free country, am i not in a free country baka

>'m guessing his girl dumped him for one of his team mates or some dumb shit like that.
Thats just terrible

you're on the internet

>mfw will never be a cheerful nordic european with a charming accent

That's the point. He was asking where the shotgun shells hang around in the scattergun before Scout loads them into the 6-round chamber.

Hooo Lordy

teamfortress.tv/33886/breaking-news-phorofor-cut-from-ronin

Have fun

>i thought i would find capable players in the 'paid' version every time
Haha, you thought wrong.

It's either people new to TF2 who have no business playing MvM (Valve's free ticket wave goes a goddamn long way) or shitters who think they are l33t pros who are going to farm Australiums as Pyro or Sniper, or the 500-tour asshole who votekicks you for not adhering to his internal One True Meta.

One time one of the assholes bitched at me for taking points in fire resistance as Medic when I had extra cash lying around and it was a wave of crit pyros. I refunded my points then maxed out fire resistance instead to piss him off. He ragequit then and there. It's funny because it was like wave 5 of 6 or something close to the end. He got so assblasted because I didn't put the credits into increased Uber duration or Canteen Specialist when it was really unncessary because of how well we were doing.

You just have to find people you can play with who also know how to play. Solo queue is just torture.

He released the ronin strats for the grand finals vs froyo

people with more than 100 tours are such fucking faggots
>wave 1 miss 24 or so credits as scout
>this guy starts being an absolute asshole about it while he's playing fucking sniper
>every other wave never miss a credit
>he continues to be a complete cunt

i play mge to get good at pubs

tf2ez

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6 names it

crit a cola

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what

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epic wepon

There's not much that 'has' to be banned. Mainly quick-fix and crit-a-cola.

Also TF2 is getting a huge rebalancing when ranked matchmaking is released.

youre DOOMED

the dickens

sorry

shit

you guys fucking SUCK
7 names it

team fortes two

>ranked
why wasnt that added on the first mm introduction
i mean they already have the technology on csgo !

i'm sorry

"will succ pottis for hats"

Did somebody roll a 5 or an 8?

pene

where were you 5 minutes ago
8 names it

crit a cola guy

The 6v6 matchmaking has always had ranks, it's just in beta.

Quick play isn't really matchmaking, if that's what you meant.

im beter than b4ny

could u name my thing

i love my tf2gfu

i love my

DELET THIS

please name it

we r anonymouse xd

what are we even naming

nothing LAMAO thanks for the (you)s

jake

suck my seanbud

have some more

nice

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do you remember the time we were by the ocean?

i never win any raffles

viva is a giant cuck

Better luck next time

Except I can't be a cuckold when I'm not married

REROLLING FOR THIS!