Hiring an escort

idontknow
idontknow

any benefit to hiring an escort other than to lose v card? what are the risks? can cops pretend to be escorts? i always think about it but then just go into the shower and jerk off and forget about it.

likme
likme

Absolutely none, you lose money from it, not worth it

hairygrape
hairygrape

A real vagina is a million times better than your hand.

But not paying for it is a million times better, unless you're paying something like $5,000 per night. Then the escort is better.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Losing your v card brings some stuff with it.
More confidence, experiencing one of life's many wonders, fun, something to jerk off to later etc
So I'd say it's money well spent, and don't worry about your first time being with a hooker, life's not a fairy tale so there's a lesson in that as well.

Methnerd
Methnerd

more confidence
really? can you elaborate?
don't worry about your first time being with a hooker
i dont want to get in trouble with the law and have everyone find out. if that happens i might do something very stupid.

TreeEater
TreeEater

He doesn't live in a place where prostitution is legal just heavily regulated

I'd never have sex with an unregulated prostitute. Nothing stopping her from being riddled with STDs.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

regulated prostie
Is this a meme?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

go somewhere it's legal, the girls are cleaner, no paranoia.

Vegas, Holland, Germany, New Zealand, New South Wales, Queensland, Victoria, Thailand

Bidwell
Bidwell

I completely lost my social anxiety after dipping it into saucy pussy, so yeah..

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

no. In Australia there are brothels where they have to abide by certain laws.

Methshot
Methshot

if you're currently single, but also not don juan casanova, it could be worth it to visit a whore once in a while. find a good one (a good whore is a diamond in the rough, desu), and stick with her, kind of like you stick with a good barber.

otherwise, you're probably having a suboptimal amount of sex for a young man. but if you do go once in a while, you can practice at being a better lover, you can learn how to control your body, you can do things that Suzie Wonderful from down the street wouldn't ever do, etc..

think about it, when you get married and settle down, you want to be the one showing your wife cool new tricks

it helps living in a country where hookers are legal, regulated, and not outrageously expensive tho

DeathDog
DeathDog

being an USAcuck
can't even relax and fuck hookers legally
kill yourself

FastChef
FastChef

Go for it. Apparently the erotic review is legit.

Use a condom. Tell her it's your first time. Just let the magic happen naturally.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Think of the possible outcomes:

It sucks. You just wasted $200.
Its awesome. Now you have a habit to feed. $200 X 1 week X 52 weeks =$10400

Its different if you live in europe where the entire situation is cheaper and better.

t. degenerate

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

can cops pretend to be escorts?
yes so offer to pay her double

farquit
farquit

I treat myself to Nevada brothel pussy several times a year. Is it better than my wife's pussy yes... Is it better than her step sisters pussy... No.. However it is still pretty damn good.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

backpage...
If you live in a city, and dont mind asians I highly reccommend the chinese ones who charge abou 140 hhr to 160 hr.

they are by far the best value, and dont negotiate or fuck you over...

try a massage parlor first.

walk in through the door, and be ready to walk away, sometimes the hookers can UGLY as sin, using a fake picture.

Reddit has a good hooking/prostitution forum.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Emilia Clarke is so fucking qt. Too bad she gets paid millions to get raped and viewed by millions on television

Nojokur
Nojokur

Huh, interesting.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's very expensive, it's sterile, and rubber sucks. But why not if you have enough funds are aroused by it.

can cops pretend to be escorts?
Dunno, not American. (But that's probably not very often.) Isn't it legal in Nevada?

paying $5,000
I hope you get no condom for that price. Because condomless sex with a 6/10 girl next door >>>>> condom sex with a 10/10 pro.

more confidence

Meh. I see what you mean, but that's not really true. You have more confidence because you have more experience at life (in general), not because you had sex once or twice.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Are massage parlors literally whorehouses?

girlDog
girlDog

basically

if you act like a cop though you can expect a standard massage and then getting kicked out afterwards

if you cool you can then get laid

SniperWish
SniperWish

first, tell them you are not a cop, that way they know you're not a cop :)

Nojokur
Nojokur

cops

there's some rules to not getting busted. Never discuss any pricing or services up front. Call it a "date".

Once you meet, go right in for a kiss, or ask them to take their top off. A cop will not do this.

Just have some cash on you. First time for full service will be like $300 - $500.

But after you get things going with the hooker and you guys are cool, she will usually lower the prices and you can just meet on the reg for whatever. Getting blown and sex should not cost more than $250. Anything under $200 and you're gonna get used up garbage.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Ehhh.

They vary a lot. Depends on the particular spot and area of town.

Most just give HJ's, which police don't seem to care much about. But some will offer BJ's and full on sex.

You probably just slowly work things out with the girl massaging you. You want to do 1 hour, and they will often ask if you want a "special" massage, or "extra service".

Touch them first.

w8t4u
w8t4u

My tip is to stop being an autist and get there and have a crack at attracting a female. You're on a business forum. If you can't do something as simple as attract a female mating partner, then you have no hope in succeeding in business.

Methshot
Methshot

Not OP here. I just turned 19 last month and my net worth is €40k. Made 1k in the past 2 weeks through online business. 0 debt and in uni. Meanwhile, I never got a gf once. I believe that it is much harder to get a gf than to make money

Emberburn
Emberburn

I got an gf effortlessly. Conversely, I make close to no money and can't land a decent job.

Evilember
Evilember

jerking off in the shower

Flameblow
Flameblow

I guess people are just different.

How to get a gf help me pls

Booteefool
Booteefool

Sounds like solid advice.

eGremlin
eGremlin

So i have to get a ton of massages before i hit jackpot? What if some ulgy one is massaging me

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

95% of asian owned massage places give HJ's.

Every single one where I live does.

The girls are almost always 6/10 and up.

Booteefool
Booteefool

i've fucked a hooker
best $45 i've ever spent
although $45 for what was like 15 minutes, that girl's making a killing

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

If this a Veeky Forums related question asking if a prostitution is worth the money, then no. There are cheaper means of losing your virginity such as banging a bigger girl.

Nojokur
Nojokur

giving fatties hope
No. Never do this.

Supergrass
Supergrass

The only laments one may encounter is from knocking a fatty up. In that case, user would have been better off hiring an escort.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Virgin looking to lose his virginity
Just act cool
Good advice there.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

escorts are still illegal in his country

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

So if you have AIDS you can't fuck?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Just like any other first world country.

USA
No legal prostitution
Calls itself developed and first world

whereismyname
whereismyname

Jerk off.
It's free.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Go for it champ!

Snarelure
Snarelure

Thats the thing I just go into the shower and jerk it for 20 minutes. All you need is some body wash and imagination, can even put ur phone into a ziploc bag to help with it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Thai's only cost like $40 though.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Escorts are awesome. Try not to act awkward and do not tell her its your first time.

Do not fall for the dinner first scam. You stay at your house or hotel and fuck, she knows how it works, but will try and scam you for more money if she senses weakness.

Go for it. Sounds like you need to get over this hurdle. Nothing wrong for paying for this experience. Most fun experiences in your life cost something. Normal relationships cost you time and money anyways.

So go get your dick wet and maybe it will give you the courage youre lacking right now.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

/r9k/

StonedTime
StonedTime

Don't do it man, you'll regret it and hate yourself.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

What if you already hate yourself and regret all choices you ever made?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

We have legal prostitution retard

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I have like 4 girlfriends right now but I have little moneys.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Nevada is the only U.S. jurisdiction to allow some legal prostitution.
as of June–July 2008 there were 28 legal brothels in Nevada.
You have some but in general prostitution is everything but legal.

RumChicken
RumChicken

losing a V card to a prostitute doesnt really count, at least it shouldnt, coz how can THAT give you more confidence (which is the point of losing it because some girl whom you found attractive, found you attractive enough to want your dick) if you lose it to someone who will fuck literally anyone if they pay her, regardless your looks/behavior ?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

he's a Virgin
he's going to lose his Virginity to a hooker

Fucking lol. Have fun being a loser

Evilember
Evilember

This is so true. I spend $250/wk on this

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