/owg/ Overwatch General

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Mei and I are happily married so please stop calling her it's really strange and starting to stress her out a lot.

Junkrat it is

why do people even like this fat pig?

It's all three.

Go in+melee+shoot, run away like a scumbag+heal, shield. Rinse repeat.

>Not lionhardt

Mine is golden 76.
I just love it.

Party up on PS4?

>land ult on 5/6 members of the enemy team as gravity squeeze russian
>76 pops Q for it
>mfw

i want to cuddle loli d.va and raise her as my daughter!

>tracer will never pin you down, shove one of her pistols into your eye socket, fire a bunch, sticky bomb your family, and then have forgotten about the whole thing the the time the rewind is over while she then goes to murder someone else
fixed for more accurate description of tracer's personality

jesus christ I didin't realize how badly I wanted this
A submissive Zarya is hot as fuck how did I not see it before

>not reading the prompt

also lionhardt is a shit

no you dont pedo you just want to fuck her

I would but I gotta sleep mane.
Maybe tomorrow.

I don't, because she's not D.Va

ALRIGHT /owg/ IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE QUIZ

Based on this picture, where do you think the turret killed me?

>Cute girl I know wants to go to some animu vidya convention cosplaying D.va
>Wants me to go with her and share a hotel room
I'M
FUCKING
HYPE

to the user that wanted to see widowmaker's curtain call emote while in her odette skin there is no good upskirt shot. fucking blizzard man

>tfw people completely ignore you existing

why can't i have both

Holy shit, that's literal hell.

I hope you left that game while you could, user.

>mfw I had a game with 3 zenyattas and 2 Torbjorns earlier today

RIP my W/L ratio

only if she wants to~ :3

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rip tracer her spine broke into a million peices

>Play tank
>pocket healslut keeps me alive as I single handedly defend point B
>after the game, I reward my little slut with my thick cock in her tight holes and big loads of warm cum.

Remember healers, keep your strong manly tank alive and he'll reward you for your hard work.

You died of auto-erotic asphyxiation

>user's about to get mugged and raped by a korean girls 3 black friends

>winning a KotH game against a team of four D.Vas, a Mercy, and a Lucio

Good lord. One or two d.vas can cover the lot with her E while the rest pump out damage. They're hell on returning to the objective as well.

>Camouflage bra

Why?

Ask a Top 50 Win Rate Player anything

masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/d305ccfc4b516b33

what age did D.Va lose her virginity at?

13 to S76

but user
I'm black

>fuck you (user) you were useless
>play of the game comes up
>it's you killing 5 people and then taking the point
>voting appears
>only one on your team listed
>60% of damage done team was you
I shouldn't be surprised since this is the Blizzard/League audience.

>No chrono accelerator
enjoy not existing anymore
>caring about stats

That was fun as fuck playing against another team of Reinhardts.

You missed out user.

me unga
team bunga

why should I care

Why do you care if the majority of the playerbase is just in it for "fun"?

>team is banging our head against final obj
>brilliantly counterpick and pick up a quadruple kill
>Everyone on my team thanks me

heh

is ekko your favorite lol character by default?

so im planning to get the game on pay day but im still not sure about the game's performance on low quality connections

can anyone here from asia, or specifically southeast asia tell if there are any issues with lag?

>Reinhardt
>Have both a Mercy and a Zen on me
Calm down, healfriends. There is enough Precision German Engineering to go around.

>8 hours McCree
Nothing to ask and nobody is impressed.

anyone wanna play? NA. signing on in a sec.

id: eli#12551

>Ice girl is best in Dota
>Ice girl is best in Overwatch

Why is ice always so best?

I want to suck Mercy's big fat cock.
I want her to lodge it down my esophagus and deposit her seed directly into my tummy.

>hate D.Va at first because I shit on bad ones all the time as Tracer
>figure out how to use her
>play her more than any other hero
>people send me friend request for my D.Va play
>I still don't like her as a character

what do, /owg/

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Black on black crime is a serious problem user.

Jailbird Junkrat
Anubis Pharah
Chrome Genji
Wight Reaper
Woodclad Torbjorn
Auditiva Lucio
Smoke 76
Amber Mercy

>Join game
>A widow-maker, Genji, Hanzo,Tracer and Dva on defense
>Leave game
Yeah fuck that early leaving penalty I am not putting up with that horseshit.

no u

When are we getting a small fast melee hero that has a weapon swinging as their primary fire like Reinhardt.

Like Genji but with less ranged power and his ults always up.

Does Roadhog's gun/Full hog change depending on the skin?
Also any way to see pictures if so?

i want symmetra to crush my head with her thighs

roadhog shrek skin when?

>>people send me friend request for my D.Va play
i'm jealous :(

What the fuck do I have to do to actually get teamed up with people who aren't retarded TDM fuckwads who just run off solo and die horribly?

Am i accurate with this? Trying to explain the characters to a friend

Learn to love her.

>2.35 MB
pls

I could
gothlota

So something like TF2 Scout?

I would be down with something like that.

>Scrawny
>Black
>Likes time
>Like white womyn
pretty much
Pretty sure black dudes don't congregate at animu conventions to mug other black people

how does he close the gap between ranged heroes? what tools does he have to defend himself, without overlapping with genji's deflect, tracer's blink/rewind or diediedie's wraith form?

Liao when?

if this was supposed to be funny you failed miserably

are you a girl?

>stop healing tank
>starts begging for heals

yeah yeah, very manly.

not terrible

I dunno I'm not a game designer. I just think it's a character type the game could use.

>stop healing tank.

You are a failure. Go play Battleborn.

How much can I spend on loot boxes before turning into subhuman trash? Or at least the least subhuman trashy?

>dat 5 box is lookin goooooood

What rare cheevos you got /owg/

god reaper is really satisfying to play
Am I edgy?

can't speak for dota, but blizzard is shit at balancing frost characters in their games. Suppose their company name makes them bias.

>There are people who don't care about stats

Shitters.
Git gud, maybe you can go pro like Seagull who are god tier players

>Finish game
>Avoid player
>Requeue
>Join same group

why blizzard

>Even just having more than 1 Mei on a team is a fucking nightmare

>rare

I got the one for using Junkrat's mine to fling someone into his trap.

>Genji
>not Metal Gear

>Bastion
>not Iron Giant

>Reaper
>black

>No Madmax refs for either Junkrat or Roadhog

>Zarya
>not secretly a spit in the face towards SJWs

>Winston
>not expand dong

Don't buy any.

my guess is Genji was their best take on the idea

someone who's melee but isn't a tank is either going to be squishy beyond belief and worthless or beyond cancerous either through insane melee damage or ridiculous active defenses that make them tankier than a tank

>yell at my shitter Widowmain friend to play a support
>he says fine and begrudgingly plays Mercy
>24 hours later he's now a full blown Mercymain healslut and good at it

Huh.

>Keeping my beam on someone who's full health
>While our actual offense gets killed
No?

I did this on my first life as genji ever
Junkrat shot a grenade at me and killed himself and a torb

This isn't /r/cringe bud

5 box = no ragrets

without it I'd have gone the last ten levels with literally nothing but stickers and recolors for characters I don't play.