/kspg/ Kerbal Space Program General

Comfy edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The most recent update (1.1) was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving some of these goals, the game is now more unstable than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.

>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo
youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ
pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
kerbalspaceprogram.com/
dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/
spacedock.info/
imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
ksp.olex.biz/
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
raceintospace.org
abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz Aldrins Race into Space.html
pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014
youtube.com/watch?v=6-X3owaKFLc
youtube.com/watch?v=ypuaJLHK_LQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Previous thread: >Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo

>Dev Stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ

>FAQ
pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
kerbalspaceprogram.com/
dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work w/ new aero)
ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)

>Official forum
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz Aldrins Race into Space.html

snek, BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, abu ali al-scatterer-khan, yuri, Iowa, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit and ruining the thread's comfiness is not.

kspg.sytes.net

TRUMP 2016

GENOCIDE NOW

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HOT
DONKEY
DONG

Where's the cat dick, Catfucker?

>hard disk drive

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Kindly delete this. Thanks.

SUCCULET
DOLPHIN
DICK

pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014

In 2013, Maxmaps took the wheel, pretending to be a marketer / CM / dev to the fanbase, when in reality he was placed in charge of making sure the final product did not scale beyond the $5mil of our money Adrian and Ezequiel were actually allowing to be spent on the development of KSP.

So, with the cancelling of resources and DLCgate, we saw the future drastically narrow down to a point. This shift was embodied by Maxmaps' continually repeated statement that "sandbox is scope complete" -- we must deconstruct this statement to fully understand the multifaceted meanings. This will take time.

What is important is that in this moment a paradigm was created. A paradigm that suggested "sandbox" was a complete iteration of the game and therefore a major milestone. When in fact it was an arbitrary and artificial line in the sand designed to limit expenditure so that the majority of the invested money could be fraudulently embezzled.

By "moving on" to career mode, they created a false equivalency suggesting career and sandbox were two facets of an overall thing. When they failed to deliver career in a timely manner, science mode was added. Another one of Max's failed promises leading to a compromised feature in the game.

After resourcegate and the declaration that Sandbox was "scope complete," we saw all development begin to pace itself based on business deals rather than development capacity. Every update after this took 6 months, and failures to move the NASA deal along quickly enough led to completely mutilating .23 through .24, which would have been fantastic updates chock full of content if half the content didn’t need to be removed to satisfy an NDA.

And then of course, begins the true Max regime of .25 on.

This is how the false paradigm came to be. (1/2)

>subsystem device driver

CAT
PENIS
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Ending the false paradigm means returning to the mindset of 2013, reopening Sandbox’s scope, and, if the fanbase cares enough, scrapping and redoing career.

I would recommmend Squad "reopen" Sandbox mode and focus on a “campaign mode” next — this was the path they should have taken originally, then used the mechanics from the campaign mode to build it out into a career mode. But instead, Max set his sights on “reputation and funds” and ruined everything about the game so he could say he added a business simulator to it and saved $145 mil for the co-owners of squad to spend on Record Labels and Movie Studios and hookers and drugs. (2/2)

>carbonized polyurethane

HIDING
TWO
OTHERS
TOO

>Implying you'll ever get this

>high temperature operating tests

Reminder that if you don't like the way a game is made you should make your own game instead of spamming Internet boards.

Lusty
Hiss
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>lost heroes 2

SQUIRTING
ANIMAL
BAGINA

>smeme ameme bmeme

More like, kerbal space meme, more like meme space meme. More like, meme meme meme 1 dot 1 dot meme

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Space Shuttle cheat engines are my new favourites.

You could launch 3 shuttles bolted roof-to-roof bolted on a main launcher Buran style so long as you used those things for engines on the Energia rocket.

Delete these

SMALL
REPTILE
CLOACA

comfy

So this is the right thread, right?

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delete this

>MAN's thread gets abandoned without a second thought.
Feels good.

O shit waddup

Plop edition

>perfect shuttle design
>start launch testing
>game suddenly decides to start making the boosters consistently hit the shuttle's wings and destroy them on detatchment even though none of the finishing touches involved the boosters or wings.
>adding sepratrons only makes them hit even faster

FUCK KSP, FUCK MEXICO, FUCK SHUTTLES, FUCK NEWTON'S THIRD LAW, FUCK CATS, I'M DONE.

Might as well play Orbiter.

odds restart now
evens restart later

Why is time-warp at lower orbits limited anyway?

Why the fuck can't I warp full speed in a stable 100x100 Kerbin orbit?

Cuz Squad is too lazy to fix their shit. Instead of having warp limited by if your pc can keep up with it, they just have it super low for everybody, so the people with toasters have less problems.

>try to use equalizer of sound drivers
>it doesn't work
>find some update for it on HP's site
>install it
>sound stops working completely

>restart computer
>stuck on restarting screen for the past ten minutes

The screen just went black, fuckfuckFUCK HELP

>force restart
>nothing but a black screen

I fixed my computer problems with linux

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

And this is why the year of the Linux desktop will never happen

Year of the Linux desktop has already happened, in a sense, but those who wished for it wished upon a monkey's paw.

Linux [Without GNU coreutils to add insult to injury] is used in most households in the first world, often by multiple family members. Thanks to Google's Android. Desktops and Laptops slowly being pushed to a semi-niche market as most normies are content to browse the internet on their phone or tablet.

Never make wishes.

post spess music
youtube.com/watch?v=6-X3owaKFLc

I caught this snake a long time ago.

DED
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hullo!

youtube.com/watch?v=ypuaJLHK_LQ

Cute! But not as cute as plop.

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>tfw no qt satch best friend

>tfw no qt satch gf to turn into your qt bf

>ruining satch

>you will never forcibly give her a boob job to make her tits ridicolusly big

post ur best a

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let me see your war face
you got a war face
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thats a war face now let me see your war face

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bullshit you didnt convince me
now let me see your real war face

I wonder what the criteria is for how little money you must be willing to accept as a modder to be "hired" by squad

Like, are they throwing Roverdude a crumpled up $20?

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you dont scare me
work on it

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Is there anything less enjoyable than tweaking visual mods?

Living your whole life without ever having sex with your pets

Do you mean avatarfagging about raping animals for attention?

I would most definitely suggest one keeps their sexual activities with their pets consensual

Planetshine, Y/N?

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since /cbg/ is dead

why aren't more freeways built like this?

green is onramps
red is offramps
blue line is the super dangerous area where everyone is trying to either merge on or merge off

>man's spam thread is gone
i wonder if he's seething with asshurt even now

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at least on I95 the offramps are always far enough away from the onramps that people aren't fighting for space

having them both on one side lets the short commuters and braindead subhumans both go 45 in the right lane while real human beings with places to be can do 80 in the left without faggots merging in constantly at the last minute

We were 28 posts past the bump limit, so a thread was made.

Relax.

southern california has on/offramps every 50 feet though

sounds good to me. every californian that gets its car totaled is a californian that's not able to go shit up other states.

pls no bully

i hate u

pagina diez

now approaching pluto

You're right and I agree
;^))

fucking finally added new horizons data

Hi everybody.

Guten morgen

those chests aren't flat!

any places of interest?

It's a dead rock, like every other dead rock. There won't be anything interesting there unless we put it there.

Hullo.

I like my girls looking like girls :)

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a!

Eh?

can confirm