Dota 2 - /d2g/

Stop being a little bitch ffs

>100% virgin forever ghost pussy

Doubt she is

>After you orgasm you lose 36% of your erection strength until she's ready to go again

That's fine

How much is this fat fuck stealing again?

No DP either

>Unmarried princess
>Not a virgin

Fuck off liberal this is my fantasy.

Zeroes?

Stop being a little bitch ffs

>op still hasn't changed
>still cancer and steam profiles in the OP
someone remake this thread boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/143699660/ and lets migrate. Please.

After seeing the Manila groups:

>you will never get to rub bulges with drow

Fuck off with your threadwar shit you nigger

HOTGLUE?

>forced 50, muh true potential - blabla
>"If you're that much better you should still win"
>nah mate you're shackled by your team at this level
>"lend me your acc for 24h, bro"
>o-ok...

W E W L A D

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this is cosplay you clown they dont make drow toys i checked

kill yourself you massive pile of flaming shit

>this low in the thread
step it up, bum

HOW DID YOU AVOID THE SHADOW ZONE?

>single draft

wow amazing xD

[triggered]

>no friendless hero

Single draft is the patrician game mode for normal games.

>Who is Drow Ranger

>mfw all pick plebes post their greentext stories

>one 40+ min game
Beautiful.

>Competitive DOTA 2 analysis dota2smut
report and remake thread

>he doesnt have drow toys

Imagine you took two groups of chess players

One group was made of kindergartners and the other was made of college students. Each played a thousand games of chess between their individual groups.

Would the Kindergartner rated at 4000 MMR be the same skill level as the college student rated at 4000 MMR?

Playing single draft/random draft is like playing with children

[triggered]

>yellow drow ranger
>clearly sylvanas windrunner anyways
ALRIGHT M8

how can i see practice matches in captains mode

why does that look crusty as fuck?

Single Drafters are the college students, mate.
>you didn't realize because you play AP

>Normal matchmaking

>normals
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've played all the modes

Single drafters are people trying to learn the game

aka new players, you want "college" players you play ranked all pick and grind to 5k mmr instead of wasting time with children

I don't see how you can carry a game sometimes. All my games today had literal retards on my team that would never follow up, listen to orders or make any attempt to play dota. One game I had two supports who didn't buy courier, or wards.

This is in the """"""Very high""""""" skill bracket even!

>tfw you accidentally pull the bacon out of your burger with a bite

>VHS
>3.5k+

and you watch anime as well, what a truly sad existence

deny yourself my man

>When half the lettuce falls out

How about your own DB then?

>when you find tomatoes in your burger

theres no such thing as personal skill in dota 2
dota is not a game of skill, its a game of teamwork, strategy & execution

go back to sc2 if you think ability to click fast somehow makes someone a pro
if you have 4k mmr, it means you've earned it by becoming good enough to understand the game mechanics and how to recognize good play calls and communicate with your team, not that you're some monkey that can slap a keyboard

3.5k is higher than the average. And the level I would expect most people to know how to play.

>when 99.9% of the lettuce falls out

well that was your first mistake

what's with the extreme precision?

>not a game of skill
>strategy and execution

good mechanical skill will get you to 4k easily, that means lasthitting, farm efficiently and using your spells properly

You don't have to know how to play in order to win or purchase an account

chess is not a game of skill
paintball is not a game of skill

5.7k

If you're playing a core, just buy that stuff yourself and use it as it best suits you. If you're playing pos. 4/5 - find the least retarded player and make sure he wins the game for you.

>Tournament
>53%
Almost as good as bulba thoug

If you go greaves on tinker do you still have a soulring?

can't tell if sarcasm or just retard

>invoker player
>slark player
Fuck off

From spectating a lot of 5K+ games I've gathered that high MMR players still do stupid things, but they do stupid things very fast and efficiently

Currently spectating a game where a triple invis draft is stomping a tanky metadraft

No because you'll have bloodstone so you can kill yourself

Yes 5k players do stupid shit

but I doubt you understand it, probably just thinking "oh wow that guy fed, he shouldn't have done that xD"

>attacker! playing overwatch
I can't watch a faggot that falls for Blizzards marketing meme, who's another regular English speaking Dota streamer?

Maybe I do and maybe I don't cunt

What was the market meme? Isn't it supposed to be a casual FPS heavily influenced by TF2?
Try playing it with your friends - you might like it

the fluffiest bunny

...

the best bunny

But Blizzard is trying to push it as a competitive game even though the balance is shit. The two top teams literally face off with identical lineups.

What does this even mean?

Anyone else really enjoy when CLQ plays serious, to win?

>tfw you're 5k but have 3k mmr and you're too lazy to climb all the way there

Link buff/replay ID.

at what point do you buy greaves

I did what I thought was right.

>spotlight heroes
G-good thing this isn't the case with Dota... r-right, guys?

maybe you weren't

>valve giving EG and Secret easiest groups.
>OG has the hardest.
this game is a JOKE.

WHY IS ANNEEDROID SO FUCKING GOOD /D2G/?

shes our girl

>OG is the hardest
r u fking serious?

Hey redditors,
Just finished about 50 games on my buddies 6.2k account. Finished with a 50.1% win rate over 3 months. Compared that to the last 6 months on my 3.1k account that had a 49.8% win rate.

Sticking to mostly offlaners and pos 5.

Keep on thinking that 5k or 6k mistakes are not the same as 3 or 2k. Like they intended to feed and a 3k person wouldnt understand.

Bell curve. It exists.

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>teammate picks tinker into clinkz and nyx
do you want to know what happened for the next 40 minutes and who didn't learn their lesson the first 10 deaths?

Unsubscribe.

ok, you believe whatever you need to user, I'm sure your 5k in heart

How do I boost my teammates' gameplay?

go fuck yourself, you're the type of person that nobody likes

overwatch will never be truly competitive but it actually not that bad to just play casually with friends desu

Exactly the type of reddit comment I knew would come out. See, I know I'm not 5k. But I can see that the difference is negligible. Playing on a sub 1k smurf, I can tell that I am obviously the best player on the team 99% of the time. Whether we win or lose is a different thing. Whereas if I play on a 8k account, I'm sure I would be the worst or in the bottom half.

Oh, and it's "you're 5k in heart" not your 5k in heart. Idiot.

>pick dk
>do even less damage than void
wow

go get a 5k account and prove everyone wrong

protip: you won't

time and time again people claim "but really i'm higher than my mmr!!" and unless they don't consistently play ranked they are always wrong.

it always ends up being the same scenario, 3k player buys 5k account, plays 20 games with a sub 30% winrate, learns his lesson

you are no different

samefag here, i don't believe you for a second that your (consistently played on) account is 3k and yet had a higher winrate on a 6k account

it's pure bullshit