Mass Effect General - /meg/ - MEG

Sunny Sunday Edition

Itt we:

>discuss mass effect
>argue about mass effect
>shit on quarians
>don't cure the genophage
>shit on "fem"shep
>adore jack,liara,miri
>forget to bump this thread

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liara beste waifu

>Stop regularly posting

>/meg/ now regularly dies

Feels good tbqh, man.

maybe you should start posting those comics again if you don't mind

Stop slutifying my girl!

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That's a pretty deep camel toe

4u

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looks like sur'kesh

Why is she such a bullshitter?

no one has grinded her for years, of course she'll be cranky

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topkek

best part wwas when /meg/ and /dag/ merged and the tripfags had to find refuge in infinity chan

>dying

is there a lightning mod?
I want my maleshep to look like her

why is there smoke and fire in the background, do they make vacation in somalia?

>twisting facts to his liking
we didn't HAVE to, we just did because we refused to accept that merger.

it's lense flare

>I want my maleshep to look like her

/meg/ threads got deleted and you got really nervous xD
OCD wanted to leave /meg/ forever because he didnt want to deal with the dagfags, just like a stubborn kid.
good times

>xD
won't even read the rest

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every waifu except tali and ME1 liara is shit

ashley looks like silicon

blueberry in 2 and 3 is a psychotic bitch

jack is even MORE of a psychotic bitch

miranda isn't that psychotic but she makes up for it by being the biggest bitch

i'd rather have a shy scientist or a gypsy with damn good thighs than a gigantic bitch tbqh f a m i l i a

:^) you sure trolled hard my good sir, I'm giving you few extra internets xD , don't forget to share this on facebook, post in reddit and check my instagram for more rad stuff :^)

pls upboat thx :3

>blueberry in 2 and 3 is a psychotic bitch
w-why would you say that?
she is the most pure and innocent person and her loving aura is the only reason I really want to kick the Reapers ass so I can finally bang her in peace.

that's going straight to 9GAG foams!

>any asari
>pure and innocent
they're nothing but cocksleeves

NO LIARA IS NOT

Liara has a penis m8, sorry to break it to ya but it's true.

Her dick is the cocksleeve.

Can asari flex the MT to strengthen its deliberate contractions?

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Yes. Through exercise an asari can strengthen her internal muscles.
But it takes time to build up significant gains. Some use growth hormones, but that may lead to excessive growth which ruins the graceful smoothness of the MT, and make it resemble the handless arm of a bodybuilder. Krogan like the excessive strength though, as tearing off their disposable phallus is immensely pleasurable to male krogan.

Probably many asari find krogan much more receptive to long term bondmatehood when she proves capable of repeatedly and easily removing his dick.

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Futafags have ruined everything

They'll ruin you. ;)

Of course.
And thanks to the ample supply of food in most asari households, their pencil dicks grow back swiftly.

/dag/ pls leave

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Here is the premium picture with the unblurred femshep, please consider upgrading your account. this one is for free ;^)
Good day.

Terrible.

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She looks a little malnourished there.

An overly realistic approach, I think.

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>deviantart.

Mass Effect 2 as Adept in Hardcore. Much fun.

Seriously, who thought it was a good idea to make shields/armor/barrier completely resistant to biotics?

biowEAre labs

Space babes?

Thin and tall space babes from low gravity colony worlds?

Stocky little space babes from the lush valleys of a high gravity colony world?

stocky high-g ones would probably used to being plowed hard and would be very dangerous in bed while the low-g ones would be very delicate (which wouldn't stop me)

thin and tall, yes, but as long as they're not taller than me

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what are you doing meg?

Yes, please.

A few HotS matches

Thinking of playing some more GTA.

Having lunch, browsing around.

Restarting because Adept sucks at Hardcore

watching an Ultma VIII walkthrough. Forgot half of it, must be last millennium since I last played it

are you serious?

Visiting my parents and listening to my little brother who has recently discovered the world of sjws and mras

Ffffffffuck.
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The low G ones are loaded with internal cybernetics, bone strengthening implants and strips of synth muscle to make them live comfortably in 1g conditions. They're quite durable and very flexible.


What's wrong with a tall chick?

Shit.

just use cheat codes :^)

>What's wrong with a tall chick?
he's probably a manlet

yea, I'm just 1.80m

Damn. Too bad about the recording quality though.

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Oh, hell yes.

what a strong and independent woman

I always hated that song.

planets in ME are rather empty but I still like them

ALL OF MY YES, MEG. ALL OF THEM.

holy shit

>she'll never wiggle around like that for you, before you bang her from behind with the skirt bunched around her waist.

m'lady

just installed stainless teel mod for medieval 2, greatly inproves the game and made the game more interesting and less easy

steel not teel

How smart do you have to be for those total war games?

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Not very for vanilla, modded is more difficult but you don't have to a strategic genius.

on vanilla not very, takes some time to get into the game maybe, but if you can entertain yourself with sending a thousand troops to their death and fight it out on the battlefield you should try it

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I bet it smells awful, look at their faces

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>breast-shaped artificial muscles

The best for truly energetic titjobs.

the original sarlacc pit kinda sucks.

>the CGI abomination is better
I'll cut ya m8

she's a feisty one, i'll give her that

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sand in her vagina etc

that's a big hole

for you

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makes me wonder how does the thorian anatomy looks like