I want to stick my dirty, stinky, unwashed cock in Roadhog's stinky bellybutton!
Logan Barnes
VAPE MEITION
Carter Howard
why does this exist.
Aaron Bennett
>level 38 >550 coins >skins are only recolours >a million sprays and voicelines
i doubt anyone has worse luck than me it's just like my life i've never had it good. always bad luck in my life. and it follows me everywhere, even video games where i try to enjoy myself
>Symettra places Teleporter miles away from Point B on Hanamura because she was running around trying to get kills instead of defending >I use teleporter like a moron and because I'm Roadhog, any extra speed helps >We lose because nobody is defending the point >Call out Symmetra in chat >replies with ":)"
And with that I think I'm going to take a break
Owen Richardson
Devilish
Adam Roberts
Post legendary skins.
Aiden Wright
op is a faggot
Wyatt Clark
Is tracer a good character to play sa
Carson Bell
I got a legendary but it's a BVa. Literally no use for it. There are always better picks, always.
Thomas Jones
dva getting the zen mans dick make him do his hello carwash motion on her ass and clap emote when he releases his harmony in her butthole
Levi Ross
things that need to go before this game is good and actually requires skill
>20 tick >stupid red baby outlines around enemy heroes >widowmaker being too strong and easy >tanks like reinhardt being too good and will be picked literally every game regardless (boring meta) >hanzo shooting logs instead of arrows >quick play being gay and strict as fuck, forced 50 meme, save that fair shit for ranked matchmaking.
hoping next patch does at least some of these things, or i'm most likely not continuing playing and doing a refund
Wyatt King
what is best homo ship?
Joshua Taylor
>Serious Violations >Using language that is crude, offensive, or pornographic in nature. >Referring inappropriately to human anatomy or bodily functions.
Welp, my clock's ticking
Angel Jenkins
>Has a profanity filter option >Using profanity can get you banned still What the fuck was the point?
Joshua Allen
inb4
>I'm top hero on X region :) masteroverwatch faggots
no you are not
Landon Hill
I report Mei and Widowmaker players for harassment, Block them and click Avoid this player
John Russell
So how severe are the punishments? In lol, the most I've gotten is "no chat for you for X games"
Jacob Sanders
is that actually in game?
Brody Flores
>solo queue >Vodka Industries defense >we have a normal team >attackers are 6 Winstons >we win >play next couple of games with silly "all 1 hero" teams That was unexpectedly fun.
Samuel Hill
New here, and only played FPS as a console peasant before. Now PC.
Who to play if I simply want to play a guy with an assault rifle and little to no gimmicks or huge learning curve?
Mason Scott
When you use the "voice line" in the speech wheel.
Isaac Price
It's blizzard so after about 10 "punishments" you get banned for 24-72 hours, after that 7 days, after that 1 month, after that 6 months
Michael Russell
>tfw 0 legendary skins at lvl18 >tfw my friend has got 4 and he's 25
uhhh
Benjamin Johnson
>solo queue >get a friend request after the game
Justin Brown
retard
Justin Thompson
Why do you even have to ask?
Jaxon Cooper
the guy with the assault rifle
Isaac Sanders
how come I never get any problems with palyers like that?
Dylan Peterson
>this levelling speed
i just want loot reeee
Isaac Kelly
I love it when people decide to fuck it just go 6 McCree.
Evan Adams
Blizzard usually gives warning for that kind of shit unless you've gone way overboard
Caleb Taylor
>implying you're going to get any requests here try /wowg/, they LOVE drawfags and will probably give you enough money to survive for a year with as much as 12 drawings.
Hunter Bell
Does Reinhardt's hammer change in Lion and Stonehardt skins? I know it changes from hammer to axe in black and bloodhardt.
Daniel Walker
when you stop being bad
Ayden Scott
Doesn't change
Julian Peterson
it's pretty vomit inducing when dudes think they're being epin trolls
Samuel Reed
Its in the shape of a lion. Not as cool as the axe
Jaxson Murphy
Can someone explain to me how Lucio is OP? He's a support that doesn't make me wanna kill myself.
Nathaniel Long
still a hammer that's why black/blood are the only good skins even if he still says hammer down with the axes
Jackson Brooks
>Using the same phrase, similar phrases, or pure gibberish excessively. Well I'm fucked then.
Sebastian Sanders
I sometimes run into idiots who pick Mei on offense and then intentionally ice wall the spawn exit, or ice wall to stop us from getting to the point.
I just report them and avoid them.
Samuel Howard
>anubis defense >attacking team goes 5 D.VA 1 lucio >we still stomped them
it was actually fairly intense, the amount of health and survivability that many tanks had + constant NERF THIS spam on the defense point made it pretty fun.
Our 2 bastions basically ripped them a new asshole though.
Eli Morgan
> Team is killed long range in Hanamura B > Am first one to revive > A teleporter! We might be able to flank! > Travel through > It's on the objective > Enemy team left it there to stomp anyone who ported > mfw my whole team went through it > Get pasted > it was potg > "woops :^)"
Isaac Brooks
Have you ever considered just not
You dont even have to be nice to people you just dont say anything at all or grumble to yourself
This shouldnt be a difficult thing to do its one of the main traits of being a big boy
Henry Ramirez
>tfw finally saved up 1k gold then get two gold drops in a row afterwords
MY CUP IT OVERFLOWS
Luke Ward
magical girl hero with mana bar when
Owen Miller
Just got 1000 gold, what skin should I buy? Any hero
Gavin Thompson
>tfw fell for the 6 hero meme once >went 6 lucios on king of the hill map with big well in the middle >got absolutely crushed, none of us were able to push anyone into the well
Considering how good 1 lucio is on a team I was seriously thinking 6 might work ok atleast
Elijah Young
He does all that support shit without having to do anything. He just stands around his team and he can put out more health per second than Mercy just by existing
Bentley Cooper
He's not OP, people are just crying for no reason.
He's a good support with a high skill ceiling but he can easily be taken out by anyone with half a brain or any class with splash damage.
Mason Walker
mainly his E self heal is too strong and no other support benefits from their self heal like him making him very difficult to kill
Luke Foster
Fast, small, AoE heal and one of the best ultimates. His heal is so good that even Winston who is supposed to be the counter to supports just wants to neck himself after Lucio amps it up.
Hunter Martin
...
Connor Nguyen
Soldier 76 but try to be able to change your hero throughout the game or you'll just get your team fucked.
Levi Collins
Pick something you like retard
Nolan Ross
>not muting text chat for both teams nah, i'm fine for sure
Lucas Long
Does Pirate Torbjorn have anything going on like different voice clips or anything?
Jonathan Scott
the issue is that lucio's buffs don't stack, 1 lucio + 5 soldiers/reins/etc is really good
Jaxson Fisher
I've been spamming S U C C memes for the past day. Looks like it's over. S U C C
Jackson Thomas
All good legendaries too, fugg
Elijah Kelly
>cant even see my character >still want the skins...
Noah Butler
The most fun game I've had so far was 12 reinhardts. That shit was maximum chaos and fun as fuck
Joshua Thomas
People are annoyed by his Mobility and self heal that makes him hard to put down.
I Play Mcree so I do not have this problem. A Competent lucio player can just attach himself to a payload and basically never stop pushing.
Kayden White
You should be able to sell the shit you don't want to get more coins for the shit you do want.
Zachary Murphy
can confirm. Basically impossible to kill anything as winston if a lucio is on the team. Frustrating as fuck.
Chase Allen
Oh shit I already told 4 different people to kill self
Easton Price
Still mad
Elijah Flores
getting real tired of your shit genji players
Hunter Mitchell
I cant kill him easily with Roadhog. All other supports are 1-2 shot It seems like he is perpetually crouching so its hard to hit him
Anthony Diaz
Almost as fun as degroot keep in TF2.
Ian Mitchell
Holy FUCK
My favourite Lucio skin along with S76's great "I didn't start this war" line
Still a ways away from Zarya's Legendary though, does anyone know if Arctic/Siberia have different weapon models?
Adam Davis
you can stagger amp it up at least and constantly have the boosted strength
Owen Cook
T H I C C
Julian Hughes
Honestly 76 is one of the characters that can be played on just about any map and any scenario, offense or defense and still be strong. He's probably one of the easiest characters to carry a team with
Carson Murphy
>snek soldier and valkyrie mercy I'm jelly.
Henry Bennett
So how do I get good as Mercy/Lucio? Every time I feel like I need to switch to them, I'm pretty much dead weight, even if I am healing as much as I can.
Do I just stick to the tank? what's the best plan for attack/defend?
William Gonzalez
> solo queue > enemy team is at least 10 levels higher than us > we stomp them > I get two cards > 4 gold medals > 3 friend requests from enemy team
Levi Ramirez
...
Jose Peterson
How the fuck are you supposed to beat cancer cowboy?
Logan Rodriguez
Reminder that there is zero reason, gameplay or story, that there should be multiple heroes of the same kind allowed on each team.
The game should use Verdun rules; Player picks character. Whoever gets it first reserves it. If another player really wants to play as that character, they can send a special message to the other player requesting it, and if they're feeling nice/bored they'll switch over.
Awww, does baby always play as Pharah? Sad that someone else picked her? Too fucking bad. There are 21 characters. There are six slots. Try something new and actually have a well structured team
Oliver Wilson
With McCree.
Grayson Ramirez
genji
Brayden Adams
shes a cute girl
Thomas Bennett
>q for game >join game >DEFEAT Thanks blizz :^)
Juan Moore
I want sprays and emotes. And this is coming from a TF2 and CSGOfag.