Dota 2 - /d2g/

>slav internet
Not even once

hi guys which hero is the most METAL thanks

>mods are literal faggots

what the fuck happened to the af vp game

>7 series win streak
>Lose both finals
good old VP

AHAHAHAHAHHHAGHA
DOTARDS

alohadance dc for 15 min so they had to unpause

not sure why they forfeited the game they should have dragged it out as long as possible for him to get back in time for the next game

do mods and jannies even realize whats going on

Tiago is banned the OP can't be him :^)

Alohadance's internet got fucked by a storm and VP only had 10 minutes of pause time because BTS are fucking jews.

Hey. I need to RUSH THIS BEFORE 14 MINUTES for a challenge, who should I pick?

Were were you when w33ha and r3solution mercilessly shoved swindles face into the mud for 5 days straight, causing the complete and utter irrelevance of a once tier 1 team. Ensuring coL gets into no tournaments at all this month. Is this the first true NA dota rivalry? Or is coL finished?

What do you expect when that portugal idiot and other rping fags get acceptance emails?

clinkz

alchemist

>because BTS are fucking jews.
Are you implying pause rules are bad?

clinkz

>VP beat AF relentlesly in brackets
>AF makes it to finals against VP
>the gods bless AF and crash Alohas internet

THE GREEKS ARE DOING IT
THEY SHALL NEVER PAY DENBTS

NOT huskar.
You can't win.

visage

play mid you cant get a 3 min medallion and 6 min level 6 and brown boots then roam

>Giving out free wins is good

-d2g

>letting faggots delay games for hours is good

-reddit

>pauses are bad for jews

MORE ADS TO RUN

visage clinkz gondar lycan

Dakota Cox is a such a perfect female pornstar name

Jungle Crystal Maiden.
get 1 point in W, 2 in E then max Q
Get Midas ASAP and brown boots, then always carry a TP to freeze people diving and secure kills. You can easily do it by 10~ if youre not retarded

Lycan

What monetary compensation do they get again?

Reminder that complaining about moderation is against the rules.

Yeah mods are literally confirmed shitposters. There was no reason to delete the other thread and this one is made by a shitposter

fuckers better dont cancel my bet im getting 9 dollars if AF win

> GREENTEXT

-Veeky Forums

the real thread just report spammed like the other one so both got deleted and shitposters could make "their" thread again

We can't complain about moderation

so let's

discuss

Like tiago would say

some DOTA 2

Because there's nothing wrong here :(

NONE

Can that happen? I'm going to get 0.26 dollars because I was too pussy to go all in.

visage, clinkz, alch, lycan

Would you lick her armpits?

>Playing football
>One of your players gets harmed
>Oh no problem he can just get replaced by one of his teammates.

>Playing Dota 2
>One of your players has shitty internet and disconnects
>LOL GUESS THE OTHER TEAM INSTANTLY WIN THIS IS FAIR AND BALANCED

tfw no gf

>go mid
>win
>don't go mid
>lose
hmmm...

VP called gg. They could have played 4v5 or brought in a sub but they didn't feel like it. They chose to lose.

>comparing real sports with little boy games

>It's a no cores save money for buyback, spend all of their gold on a flashy item instead AND feed the aegis 30s after acquiring it episode all in one go.

I'm getting real sick of this writer's strike.

fuck off, this isn't LoL

no bench

Why do Dota teams only have 5 players?

Why aren't there B-teams?

>Playing football
>one of your players is using subpar equipment that breaks
???

They actually wanted to make this a thing, join an ongoing game but well it might comes out with pitlord and monkey king.

>getting a gf that can leave you for Chad
>When you could be fucking a qt trap bf

im not paying attention to the cast was it a confirmed ddos?
dota2lounge canceled bets before for ddos

if you use up all your subs in football you're shit out of luck and have to play with one guy less

Wanna be my cute trap bf and lane partner? Post Steam.

can ryuuboruz PLEASE stop casting? (self.DotA2)
submitted 55 minutes ago by Tober BrokeBackToberWanKenober
he has 0 good thing and tons of horrible things as a caster! his voice and his everything are terrible!

>playing football
>you bring a team of 25~ players all to the venue, 11 starting on the field, 7 on the bench, the rest in the stands
>you're only allocated 3 substitutions through the set 90 minute game
>everyone is part of the team and rewarded as such when they win
>if one player is ill you can use another player in their place
>has been competitive for 100s of years

>playing dota
>team of 5 poeple, 2 subs
>nobody in the same place, spread across the entire country or continent
>its not possible to sub in midgame without having to recreate
>coding limitations prevent this
>win an even and only the 5 main players are rewarded, 2 subs can go fuck off
>if you use a sub for a lan, the sub splits their money with the official player on the team
>has been competitive for 5 years

yeah man, dota is so stupid xD

>AFs face RIGHT NOW

oh is a tournament thing, sorry i just realized this.

So you're saying never?

Sorry Nik take your pills.

>Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
>Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: reddit.com/r/dota2smut
>NEWS & STREAMS reddit.com/r/DotA2
>BETTING IS FOR DEGENERATES

well done mods.

>haven't made it to a lan yet
DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH HOLY SHIT

Anybody else taking a long time to find a game?

What could possibly go wrong?

Is this the blademail and radiance patch???

Which pills?

dota2 is dying

you missed
>Latest patch: steamcommunity.com/profiles/...

NIK YOU MADE THIS THREAD? WHAT THE FUCK? SEEK HELP.

>Latest update link still shows Nik's profile
>Comp analysis status still shows link to a ton of subpar dota porn
No, mods are faggots, and deleted the other thread that was fine

The cyanide pills

Why is the battle pass 9.99 on the website but 13 dollars ingame?

Your country, city
When was the last time you had a major power outage

The other thread was made TOO EARLY retard.

USA, Pensacola

last time there was a major hurricane, 2008 or so

Oh, I forgot to mention

>playing football
>enemy player slides your CF
>he cant play the rest of the game
>you replace your CF with one of your subs
>the other teams defender who slid your CF gets a red card
>other team cant replace their carded man
>after this all happens guy on our other team deliberately falls over from minimal contact
>our left back gets a yellow card
>yells the ref to fuck off in the heat of the moment
>gets upgraded to a yellow
>we cant have a new player on the team

>playing dota
>allchat and call the enemy team a bunch of sissy faggots
>nothing worse than a few seconds off of your draft time

>dotards complain about this

Pakistan Islamabad. Every day last year before August. I live in yurop now so I don't get them anymore.

Russia, Kiev.
Last power outage was a cou

Germany, Bremen.

Literally never in the last 25 years. Because Germany is not a third world country.

?

brazil, colatina

2 months ago

Nothing
youre 2k
theyre not gonna buy a gem on dire

USA, Long Island - 2012. Hurricane Sandy.

You know nothing.

Argentina, Mar Del Plata. The worst fucking shithole it has, and that is AFTER it's capitol city.
I have power cuts every few weeks, since my electricity company is shit, and won't change a transformer from the 60s, even though it could bring health risks, and they do so because they know I can't get the service of any other electricity company. But the hugest power cut we've had was in 2011. Some shit happened at a major central, and half the province was left without light

Rusland, Moskau
2005

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Moscow_power_blackouts

Lots of drinking that day

England, Leicester, Lifelong.
12~ years ago there was some mad snow in the UK in the middle of fucking april or some shit and nobody was expecting it.

>TOP #1 NA TEAM (DC)
>HAS 1 AMERICAN PLAYER (Moo)

Kek

>There are people in this thread who live in third world shitholes that actually get POWER OUTAGES

What the actual fuck.

>FNG
Fucking russian weebs.

I mean I don't see a difference in content. the battlepass is just cheaper on their site.

...

Why did they pick Elder Titan

LUL 4 EU > 3 EU LUL
LUL 2 NA < 1 NA LUL

is reddit already whning about sunray?

youtube.com/watch?v=24S06KOZLYE

alohadance right now