/owg/ Overwatch General

>tfw you caught yourself saying "Alright, time to reap" while you and your friends were discussing hero picks before the match

the edge is taking me

>entering hollywood
>instant lose

thats one more loss for you :^)

>Just realized you can't play this with a 32-bit OS
whew, I almost buy it. I'll have to wait until I format this shit

Is there are better feeling than playing a tank while you have a good zenyatta on your team?

>korean stick instead of delicious curvy blueberry
HSAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAA

>friends
fuck off normie

>play mercy
>team ignores the tracer and dva chasing you across the map
>switch to non-support
>team complains there's no support
love this meme

Literally filename

Her boobs are not that big. Shes a chestlet.
Fucking fan artists.

>First for Based Zeny
absolutely hate route 66 but the difference a good team mate makes is insane.

im trying to upload this god damn match but i have dogshit upload speeds. any quality video compression software?

What if, ok, what if instead of making his flashback a stun, we made it, yknow, an actual fucking flashbang. IE it bkinds and deafens people in a radius for 2-3 seconds. This means players could try to evade or fire blindly, but it's still a powerful initiator or escape tool.

The CoD and CS kiddies would all feel instantly familiar with it, it would be a unique mechanic instead of point and click stun, and skilled players could still survive if they have their own escape (that they can use with a whited out screen). To compensate you could make the radius larger, like helix rocket size, so it would actually be useful against multiple targets in a small area

+ Combo play with other players ults or your own, the deafen from the bang means enemies won't instantly hear it ques, so Pharahs and Hanzo and Mccree could get off ults.

How do I be a good Zenyatta?

>Win 10 games in a row by some random stroke of luck
>Suddenly I am expected to carry people who don't know wtf they're doing
>Suddenly I am put on the losing side in games with less than 15s left
Yeah this is fun.

Blizzard's balancing around comp, actually. They've been telling everyone to GET GUD in response to bastion.

Stand far back and keep the orbs flowin

Hey you, yeah, you.

Look at this fucker

100% guaranteed winning strategy: just play Bastion. Attack or defense, it doesn't matter. Just camp anywhere and you'll get kills just by aiming in the general direction of the enemy. Teammates in the way? No problem! Just shoot through them. You don't even need to see. You don't need to give two shits about ammo, because you have 200 without reloading, which is enough to get a 「TEAM KILL」 without trying. Shoot whenever you want, because there's no spin-up time whatsoever on the big guy. Keep shooting, because there's no overheat! Even if the unusual happens and you have to reload, that takes no more than a second. But wait, you could reload faster by instantly switching in and out of his turret form! Amazing! Free reloads! Top secret: this sucker does as much damage with his recon gun as his gatling gun, too! Want to know more? This fucker can go into tank form! No, not tanking form, but he can do that too. Once more, just aim sort of near your enemies, and they all die in just ONE projectile! Convenient! There's more - despite riding around on treads, you can jump while ulting, so you can juke everything. You can even rocket jump with no risk to yourself because fuck dying, you're a tank! Some people will say you can be countered, that the enemy should just pick Genji to shut you down. "Good luck", you say, "I'm behind a Reinhardt shield, Symmetra shield, Torbjörn armor, and Mercy buff!" Haha. They might try to send Widowmaker or Pharah after you, but with good positioning, you'll be perfectly safe. After all, your bullets have no spread and no damage falloff, so you can outsnipe those cumslut whores with your less-than-one-second kill times. By the way, FUCK healers. Mercy is better riding your thick Omnic shaft instead of healing you, because who needs that when you can HEAL YOURSELF. The days of searching for health packs are over, just take out your dickhead and heal everything instantly. You cannot lose!

Time to eat

I WANT TO KISS AND SEX PHARAH

I love mercy but i think lucio is better other than the rez

post some lewd gifs

Are you literally me 20 minutes ago?

fuck those teammates who won't protect their healslut

hide behind teammates, throw healord, throw fuckyouorb, throw 20 bucks at an aimbot sub

There is no comp tho, because blizzard fucked up and couldn't even launch their game with a proper ranking system.

>tfw I get really into it and start saying DIE DIE DIE when I ult
>friends keep using it to start banter with me
Fucking nerds probably dont even know all the hero voicelines.

Some understand

Zarya is for hugs and kisses.

Reposting from last thread:

The only change McCree needs is removing the reloading from his Roll

Now he still counters the high mobility squishies (mainly Genji & Tracer) while not being able to kill literally every hero in the game in two seconds

Give the Roll shorter CD to compensate for the loss of the reloading so he can use it more often just for mobility. Maybe even make McCree invulnerable during the roll to introduce a new mechanic to replace the reloading.

Any sort of tweaks to how the flashbang works is retarded way to go about it. If you make the flashbang shit then you are going to end up having to nerf Tracer and Genji too when McCree doesn't counter them anymore that well.

The opposite happened to me today

i hope that blizzard will not rebalance heroes.

i hope they don't give in to the whiners like valve did with tf2

I actually like Phara. She's super beautiful, and I imagine a very shy person, sexually. She seems too devoted to her work to engage in degenerate sex, but you know when the time comes she's a squeaking, virginal mess.

>that man face

What are you supposed to do against a Bastion being guarded by TWO Reinhardts on a payload? What counters that?

Best Russia Bastion strat

youtube.com/watch?v=uxO8AqZcekk

shad teir desu

Being fucking blind counters a genji pretty well

Stay salty.

ROADHOG'S HOOK HITBOX IS TOO BIG
Y/N?

This desu, flashbang is a necessary evil

Does everyone have different move speeds?

i can't help it if i love being the berserker adrenaline rush guy and sometimes get really into it okay

i'm not that edgy

Oh yeah? How come big esport organizations like Cloud 9 and EnvyUs have an OW team then?

God damn I love Cr1tikal. He's the only non shit YTfag I know of.

Reminder that the game forces you onto shitter teams if you win too much

>2 widowmaker
>spectate one of them
>the player crouches behind the other widowmaker lookin up her butt

correct priorities

Overwatch is a fucking great game. The problem is that it's filled to the brim with kids who got the game from their parents, who only wants to play "the cool heroes" who kill stuff, instead of picking what the team needs, and therefore dooming the rest of the team. I do my best to pick what's needed, picking support if we need one, picking tank if we need that. But when i'm a Mercy with 3 Tracers and no tank, i'm gonna be a bit pissed. Anyone else experienced this kind of stuff, or is it just me being unlucky?

>76 ever touching that street shitter

>mei has 75 more health than the average class and has two freebie escape abilities

what did they mean by this?

Genji.
You can just walk right through Reinhardt shields.
>let's balance things while we still have 20 tick that lets widow aim a full meter away from a head and still get a headshot

Because Blizzard is paying lodesamoney for them to shill.

Just right. He's a walking ulti charger anyway.

>Zarya on Anubis defense
>Pre game "need 1-2 people that aren't the healer to be with me up front"
>Magically by myself with Mercy in the main gate because forced 50
>Suddenly a wild enemy team appears
>Shield and start walking back to shield Mercy for sweet Russian Justice
>Mercy is in a competition with me to see who can press S to the checkpoint first
>Mercy dies
>"Why so shit Zarya, don't abandon the healer"

N

I only ever pull out the bastion when my team is too retarded to do anything about reinhardt's shield or the entire enemy team behind it.

Always feel guilty afterwards because I win every time.

Stun outright needs to go. There is no place for a braindead-dog-can-execute combo that kills people that you can't reasonably play around, same can be said about Mei although she's counterable unlike McShitter's combo.

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>that feel when you have a bad roadhog on your team

IT'S COOL I DON'T MIND IF THE ENEMY TEAM CONSTANTLY HAS ULTIMATES

Roadhog is perfect as he is.

You're dumb as fuck if you think thats whats happening

They are obviously looking to cash in on the hype. They don't need to be paid to do it.

why is that faggot that used to commentate dota 2 doing overwatch now, why does esports recycle the same personalities over and over

>bitching about anything ever while defending on anubis shitshow

please

Is there ANY chance at all the game will move away from the 20 tick shit? I mean, it actually works out ok most of the time, but at least a couple of times per game it's pretty noticeable

>can't push for shit because Lucio on other team
>ask for Reinhardt
>go 76
>use ult to focus on Lucio and kill that HUEUHEHUEHUE
>capture the point
Everyone was over level 35 so there's that

I'd breed with symmetra

No regrets

wasn't like all the SFM porn removed

Currently plowing through a bottle of rose and mailing D.VA

What is my life

so people can still just shoot blindly and kill you or dash away making it worthless

yea no

>that pic
every time

who?

I like him since he donates all his youtube monies to charity

thick>petite>fat

Huh?

>it's a "panic switch to Bastion at the last minute because we're about to lose" episode

Creation deserved to get shit on like that.

Literally the only thing Blizzard is doing is pouring money into this game. Do you really think this game would have this much hype if Blizzard wasn't advertising like mad men?

its a client issue

supposedly blizzard is too cheap to pay for more bandwidth and are waiting for the casual game hoppers to fuck off before unlocking the refresh rate

>see some chucklefuck picking Bastion
>alright, let's do this
>pick Reinhardt and stand next to him
>enemies awkwardly shoot at my shield and die
>some salt in chat about premades

People are really shit at this game.

What if stunned enemies took 75% damage from fan fire? Or what if fan fire was slowed so you're unstunned for the last 3 shots?

>hit dash
>no longer in fan danger
yea no

pffft hahahaha

genji doesnt need nerfing, hes already got multiple hard counters and mccree shouldnt even be one of them
tracer does though and mccree existing shouldnt excuse that, theyre both an issue although one is significantly harder to actually use at a level that causes said issue

You can't make this shit up.

>tfw never go torb or bastion on defense even if it would probably help us win the game

who /honour/ here

This has nothing to do with your retarded claim that Blizz would pay esport orgs to pick up teams for OW

The orgs already see it as a profitable venture in the first place, Blizz doesn't need to further encourage them

>playing Mercy
>bad Roadhog on my team
>my ult is always up

>genji doesnt need nerfing
agreed

>mccree shouldnt even be one of them
uh why?

if mccree gets nerfed to shit and nothing else changes i can promise you that will elevate genji to OP status

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Are you one of those retards that think he is nothing more than a cheesy character?

the issue with fan is that he can burst tanks with it too from headshot damage

also,
>not balancing McCree by taking away his speedloader

This guy used to commentate Dota 2 but got told to fuck off by Valve, so now he's trying to stay relevant by latching on to Overwatch

cant headshot fan

daily reminder that this game will be the next heroes of the storm

blizzard are actively trying to push for retarded game modes like payload and king of the hill for competitive, and they also have no fucking idea how to design maps