Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

>mfw my name isn't on the pastebin even thought i erp'd

i'm bored. who's your char?

I'm not going to tell you. It defeats the purpose. I was just posting a general bad feeling. I won't attention whore.

Ginger beach is one of my favorite people to play with, usually always helpful and chats

oh ok now i know

I KNOW WHAT ARTIST YOU ARE WHATS YOUR FUCK

When you decide to play Geneticist to become one.

ACK ACK ACK ACK

Thanks. Even if it was used to insult me, I appreciate the effort.

If a monkey is clearly a real player does removing their brain and borging them work

>Mfw my name isn't even there despite everyone knowing I'm a big erper

BRING BACK THE ACK

I don't think you can surgery them. But if you humanize it and pop the brain out yeah. The ckey's in the brain and it'll move with it.

how do I state laws when I've been borg'd?

>OOC: Mustardtiger: tfw no sardine girl playable race so we can rp sardines in a can
Would be cute if I didn't remember this guy angrily PMing me to stop joking IC.

copy/paste

Having to deal with griefers all the time gets to you.

under "info', there's a section for cyborgs when you're one and you can hit state laws there. You can also choose what laws you state.

trinity is my girlfriend she just doesnt know it yet

>go to medbay with a broken hand
>wait around screaming at people for 10 minutes
>blow my own head off
>people keep trying to resuscitate me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

weighted voting is literally rigged, whoever coded this shit and put it in is a fucking ass.

>diona is welderbombed
>moans in looc when it happens
>minutes later ranting in ooc about why people shouldn't welderbomb diona

Hmm....

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t.deadpoo

intigracy is ny boyfriend!

Back the fuck off!?

fuck off he's MINE

>OOC: Majestic_Mastodon: If Pomf eats something is it considered cock vore?

you were probably being a cunt

i am sorry i can't help but scolding people it is a disease of the soul i feel like a high school principal minus the bald spot on my head

What's the weirdest thing you've uploaded to the library?

If you find DaS anal vore, that was me grabbing it from some random post.

I need something other than Woody Got Wood to play on public.

fixed

>downloading the update at 0.4Mbps somehow
thanks pomf

hi killette

hey hows it going remember to remove somhuan ok praise babies

ok

Ahelp it. Arttec is literally underaged and can't understand all the warning's he's got to knock it the fuck off.

hi killette. we told you to cool it with the ahelps

I don't fucking post in thread, and sure as hell not to praise someone if I do.

IT'S GONNA HURT

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How do I get into the greytide mafia? Is there a greytide meetup spot?

>mafia

meet me in the maint under medbay

>he doesnt know the greytide handshake

Reminder that on code red your ass is valid for security to murder if they think you're a shitter.

>not code redding at round start

Give the right code phrase to get into the network.I've gotten bailed out a bunch of times by one of my bros "attacking" the other and calling for help. then another gets me out of sec slick as owl shit.

4noraisins gets you a note and potentially a warning.

>haven't played in months
>get connection closed three times in a row
>finally get out of date client message on 4th time
>YOURE NOT MY DAD
good to see the byond experience hasn't changed

Update, user.

update
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

what are catbeasts and why are they valid

furries is the answer to both questions

filthy
dumb
khajiit
scum

Furries

Once upon a time furfags made anthro cats so they could be furfags in space.

We inherited the code when we branched off from another servers codebase. Instead of tossing it, we saved it for a punishment race. If you see a walking cat you can (and should) kill it on the spot.

>Kill it
>Not torturing it

How do you cope with making a mistake as sec officer?

khajits in space and that is stupid
just like skeletons

New ckey

Getting banned

If it cost yourself reflect on what you could have done better and resolve to do better the next time.
If it cost someone else, act repentant but secretly relish the fact that you fucked someone over, even if it was on accident.

I don't. I just let people go if I haven't seen anything and there are no witnesses.

Disease/staff of change ones aren't. They're still crewman that got dunked on. You can treat them in medbay still so there's no reason to kill them other than being a validhunting shitter.

Learn from it, don't do it again, move on instead of getting trapped in the past.

why don't you like cats probe

This. follow space law and it's really hard to fuck up.

Apologizing to the person I fucked over helps.

We're really lacking in the torture department.

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9566
Probe is a closet furfag who defended My Little Pony.
Remember that.

>Disease/staff of change ones aren't.
They are.
Heck, any race from staff of change seems to be valid because staff of change rounds devolve into deathmatches.

>only moderately torturous acts you can do is stabbing a guy in the eyes with screwdriver
>no kneecapping someone with guns
>no bashing someone's kneecaps with a bat/crowbar
>no injecting someone with capsaicin to burn the fuck out of their veins
>no sticking a stunbaton in their pussy and watching them piss themselves and cry

Well, it's not like anyone plays along with torture anyways.

there is absolutely nothing wrong with MLP and it is a good show, and their fandom is home to some of the most creative people i have ever seen

And then we ported the other furfag races so people could be furfags in space in our server. Thanks, Bay!
No, he's not a furfag of any kind. He is a closet vorefag though.

Someone needs to code and sprite traps from SAW to be used

Yeah I did. I want clowns with offensive names. I want clowns that get a rise out of people. I've never watched the show however and think this came as a surprise to many people that the name was MLP related

I have a cat. I like cats. Cats are fine. Humans pretending to be cats aren't cats.

Valid is valid there's no mincing hairs if you become a catbeast you need to unbecome one or fight for your life.

Did you mean Deity?

Still disappointed that pomf caved in to shitposting.

how are people pretending to be birds any different?

why arent you banning humans pretending to be women

Pomf isn't pretending stop being insensitive

I love when the server gets posted on /v/

The influx of newfags always makes me smile.

I actually enjoy helping them out with shit when they ask.

Catbeasts are valid. End of rine. Even if you manually put someone's brain in a catbeast, they are *still* valid.

Don't worry, it came back.
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9890/files#r62033085

this
The tranny drama always leads to shitposting and bans.
Why Angelite is still on the server I'll never fucking know.

>tranny
Angelite is a black guy who doesn't pretend to not be a guy

Starts with a P and ends with an N

When are we banning human metagrudgers pretending to be alien metagrudgers

I mean about everyone with a female static you dramaqueen.

Penin?

>telling chase

That's a really good question. I got out of bed and made coffee because of it.

1. Whatever birdfag shit is going on on the internet, it's not as obnoxiously pushed on others as traditional furfag garbage. So outside the game there's less reason to dislike them just from the start.

2. They're our kick me race. It feels good to kick the Vox. It feels good to be racist against Vox. If we didn't have them we'd have to come up with a new kick me race.

PLASMAMEN

SKELETONS
WHEN

>Whatever birdfag shit is going on on the internet, it's not as obnoxiously pushed on others as traditional furfag garbage.
So why isn't weebshit valid yet? I can very safely say with 100% utmost honesty that it's pushed harder than any furshit I can think of.