/owg/ Overwatch General

>when the enemy team has 2 widowmakers

>Smooth as Silk
>Kill an enemy with a scoped headshot while airborne as Widowmaker in Quick or Competitive play.

Why am I not getting this?

I shoot Pharahs all the fucking time in the air with headshots.

>be on a team with roadhog, rein and mercy
>mercy is literally reviving every 20 seconds
>payload has only moved like 20 meters when we win
>mercy got 12k healing

jesus christ

Would Zarya trust Gunther and/or Agent Navarre?

Roadhog

Mozzarella

Genji should be a female.

>WHAT IS YOUR MAIN

>mains
GENJI
COLBY JACK

so when are they going to fix the game?

What are you fucking gay

>get 4 gold and 1 silver medal, do really well
>lose game

ROADHOG

BLEU

AND I DON'T MEAN NO GOD DAMN BLEU CHEESE DRESSING I EAT THAT SHIT ON CRACKERS

I think the highest I got on mercy was literally 9,999 healing. I was fucking furious.

>They will never buff 76

I'm so fucking done with this game heaven forbid the honest hero be anything other then shit tier right fuck off blizzcucks

>he doesn't have a most played

ToP lAuGh

>hear junkrat on other team getting ready to ult
>move away from people
>team literally stacks and waits for it
>none of them shoot it and they all run in the same direction
>they blame me for them dying

How do we stop the cowboy cancer?

>LEVEL
># OF LEGENDARY SKINS
>THE ONE YOU WISH FOR EVERY LOOT BOX

THE ASS WOULD BE TOO PERFECT

so what's the best source of overwatch porn

most websites are shit and only have like a fraction of the content

Sadly my friends are the F2P/pirate only kind. For a couple of them, every iteration of CS I bought them during sales just to have people I know personally to play with. I've given up on that now though.

Yeah, briefly looking at streams it looks too wild and messy from my limited view. It's why I didn't stick too long to TF2 even though it's not as bad. CS is more tight and controlled and feels "comfortable" to play if that makes sense. Maybe this will be different. It's only a few hours of work so I'll consider it again next payday.

why exactly does it end the game without giving any xp at all if a few people from enemy team leave the game? such a waste of time if they do that near the end of the game

main = most played, dumbass

Reaper
anything in a can

v

You realize that gold medals aren't only awarded to 1 team right?

VAPE MEITION

>Widowmaker is "OP"
>meanwhile, McCree gets picked over 100% of the time

Zarya this week
Allergic

Am I good? Any tips from better Zaryas?

Anyone want tips for worser Zaryas?

>at this hour eu so dead it the same people all the time

Who's the best character in the game ?

explain this SHIT??

> Main(s)
Mercymmetra

> cheese
Camembert

MEI REPPIN' THE NAISH

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I just want McCree's highlight intros

>Roadhog
>Muenster cheese

>preferring to be shit at everyone instead of getting good at someone

REAPER IF IM NOT FUCKED INTO PLAYING TANK/SUPPORT

SWISS

7.
0.
I want Sharkhog.

I'm surprised out how little Bastion gets picked.

Soldier 76
Pepper jack

>one map
>reinhardt is 100%

Zenyatta

Parmesan

Autism.

Both literally and figuratively.

I suppose so, but what else can you do? Hope that someone randomly shoots you their ID on here?

By the way, if anyone wants someone to play with on the PS4, my ID is "Ardarg"

You have autism just like her.

>not having an equal amount of time played on each character

what the fuck needs to be wrong with your brain to play symmetra so much

you have to be as autistic as she is

HOO BOY MY KIND OF THREAD

Kill her first.

>open legendary skin
>it's mei
>you can't trade skins for coins

a.pomf.cat/hlupeg.webm

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I got 3 from drops

quote me on this bastion is garbage

Just got POTG as Zero Suit D.Va

What the fuck

So, an interesting question for you guys:

I have an old mouse that has a loose left click, where basically if I press my finger on the right spot I always get two clicks, sort of like a mini-turbo button.
What's the best way I can abuse this "feature"?

How the fuck do I make watchable webms under 4mb?

You have to be airborn, use the grapple, junp then aim. Requires some skill, easier with your ult on.

Why is Widowshitter picked over Hanzo anyways?

His ult is really good on those payload maps, no?

Holy fucking shit can this kind of bullshit not invade every facet of the internet?

Teleporter on defence is literally free wins if your team isn't stupid as fuck, dawg.

youtube.com/watch?v=WgLVWU1Q1GU

easier burst fire for 76 and bastions normal weapon.

What if Blizzard removed the retarded movement slow while firing as D.va?

There's a hard delay between attacks, as in almost every game since 1990, so, you can't.

Show me on the doll where autism touched you

is that 50% thing a meme or what

Describe how the different Overwatch team members behave at the bar

>Reinhardt gets 3 beers in him and can't speak lower than a raging shout
>Widowmaker has a glass of red wine and sips it all night
>Hanzo tries to get Sake if they're in japan. Regardless, he finishes a single drink and starts crying
>Tracer drinks a vodka and cranberry. Hits on a random person.

Half the roster is probably autistic.

53, haven't bought any boxes
3
Raindancer Pharah, althou

>All 6 of us on the capture point
>"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

there's no way to abuse it because every gun in the game has a hard cap for fire rate, just like pretty much every fucking FPS game for the last 20 years

>Temple of Anubis B
>Camped with Bastion and Toblerone
>Fucking Mei walls off the doorway anytime anyone remotely pokes out and freezes anyone who gets on the point somehow
>Literally drop D.Va's ult right into the center of the point and anyone who gets killed just respawns and comes back

Fuck this map and fuck Mei in particular. Every hero feels fun and creative and balanced except her. Even McCree could be balanced into something okay.

It's like they looked at the Pyro and thought, "what if we made that, except more annoying and skill-less, and we made it so once he shoots you, you can't move?"

widow has significantly higher rate of fire, range, and body shot damage.

MERCY IS MAI WAIFU

Hollywood is the best map for McCree just due to how segmented it is. You can participate in team fights but still effectively pick out one person at a time.

Hollywood and King's Row are definitely the best maps in the game.

It's pretty situational. If you have like 3 enemys in one of the Western area buildings then it can be good but otherwise it's just area denial like every other map. McCree's ult handles that job better and can be used more often if you cancel.

>Holywood attack
>win
>Holywood defense
>win before they even get to A, quite humiliating
>Now travelling to Numbani
>I am now on the team with the shitter Hanzo, shitter Widow and shitter McREE
And this is when I play Jet Set Radio and simply don't care about what they might be doing.
Lucio should be allowed to grind them rails too.

Because Windowmaker is 100% more useful than fucking Hanzo

>43
>3
>it was thunderbird but i already got it

What if D.Va gets 2 bastion miniguns as primary weapon instead of those rotary shotguns?

Nope.

tumblr pls go

Hanzo

Pepper Jack

zenyatta or junkrat

sharp cheddar

>soldier 76
>shit tier

Am I being rused? his damage is good and he has great utility.

Roadhog.

Edams cheese

Because Widow is fucking broken AND easier to use at a higher level.

Most played is Pharah.
Smoked Gouda.

Mercy
Parmesan

D.Va
Jarlsberg