Dota 2 general /d2g/

Anyone else here an original gangsta?

>play SF
>still bad at razes

How do I into Shadow Feed this meta? I can't time my razes right.

t. core only player who doesn't understand what pulling is

Not every hero and player can hit every CS under tower

Nothing tops you from picking a CM or w/e
and being able to jungle

Have you tried gitting gud?

get a bitchboi bounty to sit mid with a blightstone and get aura instead of raze. play like a clinkz with early deso and chew towers

Upvoted.

i mean the alternative is to actually practice and get good at razes but he wants an easy way out.

i never said it was going to win him all his games

Can someone recommend me a good mouse for dota? Preferably something big with large slope for thumb to rest. Also must be GNU/Linux compatible so no Razor shit please.

What if SK's ult did damage based on how long he channeled it

what if zeus ult did damage based on how long he channeled it

Still practicing it with bots senpai, not dying is still a bit hard.

Isn't one level for aura enough? SF is like free gold for offlaners these days.

what if radiance did global damage but it doesn't cancel blink

what if there was a hero that could throw gold to do dmg

what if you could pay real money for ingame gold during the game

what if you could doom buildings

our girl is streaming

what if you could crit buildings

Dudde what if austic finale was chanelend

what if you could create a teamfight by pressing a button

do we look like a fucking tech store, faggot?
just get a fucking regular fucking m4 & m5 generic nigger mouse off amazon for 30 bucks

a mouse DOESNT have a massive impact on your gameplay
dont be a fucking idiot

based

literally better dp

what if there was a veil but for physical damage

what if there was a medallion but for magical damage

what if armor scaled with cosmetics

what if there was a arcane boots but for health

what if there was raindrops for physical damage

>doom t1
>tower still has 999 damage and 100000 armor
literally BadJakiroE

what if there was a bottle but for damage instead of mana/hp

how do you get better at dota?

inb4

>last hit practice xd
>ward their jungle lel
>watch ur replays kid
>watch strimmers

what if doom's starting armor and starting damage were swapped

What if there was a pipe but for pure damage?

what if there was a hero who only had stats?

What if huskar gained armor & damage block with his E

what if you could pay people to get better at dota

what if there was an armlet but for INT

what if lol is actually a better game and we just don't know

what if there was a bkb for physical damage

>If I greentext good advice it'll make it look bad
?

always have scroll
counter pick
don't pick your autistic hipster non meta heroes
look at the map

what if tb could sunder himself

what if there was an armlet but for AGI

what if there was an armlet that reduced your armour, str, and damage but gave you health regen

what if I include an image with my post

what if there was a ghost scepter but for magic damage

what if agi gave evasion

>The OP is back again
dog bless

what if skeleton king could cast his ult whenever he wanted like how abbadon can

what if dagon hit towers?

what if undying had a permanent aegis

M A D M A N
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M
A
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what if refresher refreshed refresher

what if OD could overdose on INT?

what if there was an octarine but for items

what if there was demolish for heroes

what if there was a dagon but for mana

what if phantom lancer had zealot charge

what if cm could frostbite the ancient?

what if sheever was actually a man

what if some /d2g/ autist actually answered all these questions

what if you could RP towers?

what if Secret won Manila

what if there was a diffusal blade but for health

what if sheever loved me like I love her

Then I'd be gay.

what if the communist chinese government banned dota?

You'd be in jail for beastiality

what if reddit balanced dota

what if there was a fishing rod item that you could heal yourself with in the river

what if you could create illusions of towers

what if d2g balanced dota

what if you all shut the fuck up

Spamming is a bannable offense

What if DC played CoL right now?
Who would win?

I havent touched dota since 2 years ago with the whole sniper / troll meta. I only got one question:

Is my nigga brewmaster still a trash hero or is he now at least decent? I just read the lastest patch notes and I feel like he just got nerfed again.

Thanks for feedback etc.

what if you could plant crops in the jungle and then get like free mangos

what if heroes with shadow in their name got a free shadow blade

what if you could eblade the fountain

what if taylor swift did an announcer pack for dota?

what if icefrog buffed techies?

what if reddit never got techies nerfed

what if invoker had a free tome of knowledge

what if you could kiss your teammates for buffs

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Nik, I'll forgive ALL of your misdoings if you BAN THIS SPAMMING FUCK

Yea probably. Its a pretty feminine penis so I dont see why not

what if iron branches stacked

What if we had killstreaks like in CoD

>tfw only one (You)

what if you could deny the ancient