/owg/ Overwatch General

So according to this game's lore everyone, except maybe junkrat and roadhog, are complete fucking washup has beens.

So this game is the celebrity all-star baseball of video games.

Post best settings for competitive play.

i only play Mercy Winston Lucio and Reinhardt

can you headshot bastion while he's in tank mode?

X post for remove mcree

>get above 50% winrate
>next game has 2 people that just stand and wave at the enemy team

low

healers can protect themselves unless they suck and has no clue how to position themselves

those are fine characters

I dont understand matchmaking
>enemy team 35+
>my team 25ish and a lvl 2 bastion.

TF2 is a shit game, pretty understandable

Mercy has a shit gun and no escape without somebody else nearby. Zen has damage, but is made of paper mache

They can, but it's better if you do it for them!

time to feed

I AM ON FIRE.

BUT AN EXTINGUISHER IS NOT NECESSARY.

>team has a D.Va
>she says hello
>immediately thinking of arrested development

every fucking time

>Mercy has a shit gun

This fucking retard.

just get behind him, his cannon fired out of his ass

GIT
GUD

Traveling to Hanamura

The american health care hasn't changed in the future i see

Off-topic, but it genuinely hurts to look at porn or even attractive women

Yes, I'm a robot

>lvl 2 bastion

not like you can fuck up bastioning

tf2 sucks

his crit spot is the glowing blue thing on his back in sentry mode

Traveling to Volskaya Industries

Loli bros ww@

FORCED
50

Look what /tf2g/ has to say about it.

total beginner here, what do the numbers by lucio's stance actualy mean?
like sometimes its five othertimes its at 1 or 2.
is the number of people affected?

whats your favorite map?
mine is the greek one illios or whatever its called

>traveling to Dorado

>is the number of people affected?
pretty sure it is, yes

>Isn't there some...OTHER way we can handle this?
>I accept credit cards.

HANA SONG PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

I'm happy as long as I'm not defending, I hate defending on all maps, I wish I could always queue to get attack

Yeah, its how many people you are buffing/healing.

>TFW you play Zarya and now find her equally fun to Roadhog

This is great!

>get play of the game as zenyatta
>teammates actually kill my discord orbed enemies
TYBG

Nth for the foxiest of dads

Pharah needs more health

see

>Prepare to attack

>two seconds of perfect aim to kill anybody that isn't also made of paper
cool

Pedo

TF2 is an unbalanced hat simulator filled with autistic fandom children. Also, it never gets updated anymore.

>on hollywood, attacking
>team mate playing as junkrat
>"I have a feeling this movie is gonna...bomb!"

its been a long time since a game made me genuinely belly laugh

>bastion x2
>turret dwarf x2
>McCree
i love it when groups spoil me

thanks, the game never was clear on what it was

no

Me and friends just came up with the best game mode.
"Kingsman"
Put simply you have 5 Reinhardts and 1 Soildier. It's the Reinhardts job to keep the soldier alive as the either push or defend.

If both teams do this set-up it's "Kingsman vs Secret Service"

This shit is one of the funnest things to do if you want to shit around.

She's fine, but direct hits should do more damage.

literally what does she mean by this

kek

How do you know she does it for money and not because she's a huge slut?

not that poster, but
>being a manchild that watches shit cartoons

Some of the character comments and voice lines really are gold

>Junkrat gets hit by orb of Discord
>"PIECE OF JUNK!"

>traveling to temple of anubis

>Blitzkrieg A
>can't get past the chokepoint to B

>Beaning Tracers in the head with Zenyatta's orbs
>Always spitting straight wisdom after the fact

I love this dude, I wish I was better with him, and I also wish the enemy team didn't always have a widow

and then he calls loli pedo on Veeky Forums rofl

>go Winston
>enemy Widowmaker ragequits after you solo her 4 times
Does anything feel better than this?

The sex tape is also good for publicity.

Do you think in control point maps, the percentage should stop/slow down whenever an opposing team member is on the map?

TRAVELLING TO NEPAL

leave me alone i just want to practice my aiming

SFW board, friend

>Trying to kill Lucio as tracer
>He outheals my popguns

>that pic

more pls

>not tracer
found the bad

>mfw

Reaper is actually a lot of fun
Getting a team kill with his ult is just so edgy

Pin to walls.
Hook.
Flashbang.
Monkey around.
I can't think of a pun for Zarya.

Is he allergic to punctuation marks or something?

Literally what was the balance team thinking when they had to work with Hanzo and Widowmaker? In what world is Hanzo ever supposed to even compete with her, let alone being better?

She can fire faster, she does more damage per shot, her weapon is hitscan and doesn't need to account for projectile falloff or travel time, she has an easier time at close range, she's more mobile, and her ult is one of the best in the game and doesn't require ridiculous set ups in order to do something.

Even the competitive players feel the same way. Honestly, what is the point?

Yea not getting raped by widowmaker so hard that you have to lie on Veeky Forums to feel better

>travelling to route 66/hollywood

>team can't capture A
>they just keep rushing straight through and keep getting slaughtered right out of spawn
>they NEVER use the house in the path to the right of spawn

>Now arriving at Ilios

Fuck off I love Ilios

>Kings Row attacking
>level 26 widow sits on the perch, getting killed every 15 seconds
>defending team is turtled completely out of sight
>widow kills nothing, we lose with zero caps

I keep waiting to see these """""good""""" widowmakers Veeky Forums keeps telling me about

>Helden sterben nic-
>DIE DIE DIE
>TEAM KILL

Fuck I hate control point maps, because they require Lucio over any other support. Fuck I hate that. I love the hero but god damn sometimes I wanna play Zen.

anyone group on eu

Sounds like you should git gud and aim for his face closer user.
>Teleport
>shooty with guns
>He shoots back
>Wait till he reloads
>Teleport to his face
>Shooty
>Deady
>Zip zop zoopity bop out of there.

...

PUSH OFF

>it's a white white blue white episode

They were thinking they needed to copy TF2 arch-types, and that means having a huntsman.

No, I'm not saying OW is a TF2 clone, I'm just saying I think that was their reasoning.

your face when

>Trying to git gud with Cyborg Ninja