Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

>Patch Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log

>Upcoming Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/

>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL

>Previously on /xivg/:

You beat me to the posting!
Well done!
Also, first.

>wake up
>my EB has become a clone of myself
What do I do?

I've never been this hyped for an odd number patch.

naka bp

selfcest

Kill yourself.
You too faggot.

I can't wait to turn my room into a comfy greenhouse with potted plants everywhere.

Can I have you both

xth imprisioing an innocent person for this emote

Sell me gil and yourself!

Goodnight, babbies
Don't stay up too late

I want this axe.

cat boobies

Why are the breasts so small in this game?

You should switch name on discord to "Balmung RMT cat" desu

xth for new old look

Because a bunch of faggots play this game.

cat cummies

You'll have to ask her.

All out of gil for now, and I'm still not for sale! Neither is my EB.

I was thinking of doing that, but Balmung RMT guy is a name people already trust! What if my customers don't recognize me?

xth for dead thread

and drunk as shit

ugly on the outside and the inside

Can I use you to cum?

xth for also drunk as shit

and trying to improve damages

send me a tell or come to gridania

2/10 nigga I'm in idyllshire

kumfi is a slut

go to gridania and let user use you to cum

xth for hard working whms that are purifying the taint!

Sounds like a dream
Sounds like reality

>slut glamour
you are the taint

You're not purifying anything in that outfit

bring back this look

La Noscea: PvP/Wolves' Den
Thanalan: Gold Saucer
Black Shroud: Palace of the Dead

finally my autism is sated, praise be to yoship

I always thought it was
La Noscea: PvP/Wolves' Den
Thanalan: Gold Saucer
Black Shroud: EB place

Now my autism is triggered

Please help me purify my dick

oh FUCK

RIP. I feel sorry for you, user. You spent so long with your autism being triggered by the falsely perceived asymmetry, and just when you finally thought there was going to be order in the world, you find out that there was order all along, and the chaos has just begun.

We can be triggered together

Not him but...err...

Well all of them have a way to be teleported to! Yeah! Actually we don't know about Palace, but you can't teleport to the EB place!

I don't know.

Don't let autism get the best of you.

really cringey post

cringey

I'm not sure about that anons, I think I managed to purify everything! At least I don't see any more taint?

You'll have to try harder than that!

stop this cringe extension, you're making the thread cringey

at least put a shirt on

you're supposed to be "gone from the threads" like your friends say putt putt.

uglyc@

embarassing

>this completely random falseflag

Are you happy with the choices you make user?

I am

this one is the falseflag

no

Only because you don't want them enough.

A shirt? Does this count?

Mean...

i don't get what this post is

that counts and is much better

good
start making better choices

go fanta to moonie, you don't belong as a suncat.

I'm not sure. I have used the same hair in game for a while and grown quite attached to it, however it clips like a mad cunt with the Midan healing chest. I switched to a ponytail to try and get away from the clipping, but I'm uncertain how I feel about it. It was either change chests or hair and that chest is just too comfy.

Can I be a Putt too?

it's difficult

Cute
Server?

dont listen to this guy, we need to keep the moonies pure

stop being autistic
the right choices never keep you up at night

God damn why is this general rampant with closet faggots?

but user moonies are IMPURE LECHEROUS CRETINS OF ILL SEXUAL REPUTE

this is falseflag

Is anyone else having connection issues on Excalibur?

briah is a moonie.

>le one moonie

>tfw see all the moonie bullying
>tfw I'm a moonie
>tfw insatiable cocklover

this is a falseflag

don't worry user, with time you'll come to accept that you too are a slutty moonie.

No. I did 90002 earlier but that was 4+ hours ago. I havent 90002'd in many months.

this is falseflag

I am still a moonie on the other character though and I wanted to mix it up a little bit at least!

Balmung

pls

this is falseflag

>tfw you make Balmung

NO

wew

>trying so hard to become the next selzh
nigga wtf r u doin

but selzh is the best

0/11

>posting weak ass 3k hp 200 mp tide

>Making gear for AP farming
>he doesn't know the Don Tonberry AP method

Oh honey.

still on?

>tfw falseflag user stops posting
>can't reply to him anymore calling him falseflag
I thought we had a good thing going...

>trying to become someone else
>not just trying to get to all the places
I mean, all I see here is people afk in towns taking slutshots, erp/drama bait, and shitposting. At least I'm doing something interesting with my time and not talking about lewd shit or posting offtopic. And anyway I don't even know selzh because I'm actually on a decent server.

>he haven't stat capped his HD remaster tide yet
gid gut famalam

>using boosters and cheats in an easy game

get out of my sight

God damn you are the realist piece of shit in this thread.

the moonie bullying stopped

>grinded monster arena like madman
>LEL HE USED BOOSTER AND CHEATS

I feel happy knowing I'll never shitpost with my characters.

Thanks, I guess.

...

on my way....

not game related

Post it just once. I'm curious.

because you dont have the super secret slidey thing

post your triggers