/utg/ - Undertale General

What do you write?

Have you ever been banned before?

You and Papyrus slipping on the now wet and slippery floor!
Sliding from all over the place!
Both of you landing on the bed together!
Getting the bed soaked after landing in it!

How can it be robot if it be ghost too?

xth for me playing lisa on stream and my software being horrible

i still hate that the old one actually got put in the writebin or whatever. you make me sick

How about another murder scene.

Ghost possessed robot.

on /v/ once for "starting a flame war" or something
no bully

skelton bros.

...

i get banned all the time for posts i dont make. i assume its people using my ip or whatever, i dont know how that works
i knew it was you, you lunatic

>cute Anons!
WHY

goat everything

>forgetting image
Damn, I'm tired.

Goodnight utg! I don't have any mom to post from my phone, but I hope you all have a good week this week!

>edge goteded
I wish there was more art of him, instead it's all skeltal edgebros.

nth for hoog

edgy goatdad is cute just like all goatdads

>Going to /v/
Confirmed video game player.

Hiding under the covers because you're really cold in your wet clothes!
Papyrus not feeling cold at all and just lying on top of the covers!
Papyrus asking why you're shaking!
Papyrus proposing that if you feel so cold you can remove the clothes!
Papyrus making you a cool toga from the sheets!

i never really understood what that was supposed to say, all i can think of is feast

Translation from mongolian runes?

heart

Kinda.

>I am Asgore!!
>The eternal king of the underground!!
>Now with six human sacrifices, from beneath the earth God has arrived!!!
>Kneel before me, ye inferior beings!!
>kugugugu

>it hurts
>The great majesty ah~!
>look away
>Long live the king!!

>SHAME 100%

I'll add it to the actual picture someday when i'm not a lazy shit

What kind of fucking faggot plays video games?

>half of my total asgore images are edgy goatdad

oh god i was about to post the translation too but my captcha failed so it didn't. thankfully.

>half of my total asgore images are edgy goatdad

I'm honestly not sure.
Some sort of degrade, no doubt.

>/v/
>playing video games
you have clearly never been to /v/
>half of my total asgore images are edgy goatdad
Most of my Toriels are edgy

i keep fucking up my posts

Mind sharing some? I need more edgedad

Getting comfy in your new toga!
Asking Papyrus why doesn't he have a toga himself!
Papyrus making his own toga from the same, giant bed sheet he made yours from!
You and Papyrus now under the bed covers in your cool new friendship toga!

streameranon is getting maybe better software
chilling here for now

HES DOING IT! ITS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! SOMEONE STOP HIM

lemme know when jacketanon gets better software

>friendship toga

That's the line, you can't cross it.
You said it, they've friendzoned each other.

The only reason I don't save edgedad is because black hair isn't dad anymore.

ABORT ABORT

I keep fucking up my gotes.

Why is Frisk allergic to Tems?

All great relationships start with friendship! We're just preparing for the next stage!

ive never been under bed covers with someone ive friendzoned. this is gettin real fishy

This was a terrible idea.
What's your favorite desert, /utg/? What's your least favorite's most favorite desert?

Making an ancient greek city from the pillows!
Speaking made-up Greek!
Asking Papyrus if he knows how ancient Greel friendships looked like!

Tems are cat dog things. He's probably allergic to one of those two species.

imgur.com/a/iVBvb
here, i added 10~ new ones that were posted in the threads lately

i save a lot of underfell art even if i don't particularly care for goats but i like having RAREs

Gobi.

Alphys probably likes ice cream.

>mine
fudge cake
>least favorite
butterscotch cinnamon pie

The protagonist/s from the last game you played are tasked with exploring the underground, how does shit go down?

i like death valley but my favorite probably likes the sahara :^)

underfell is trash

TRASH

fuck it, sure

Undyne's irises narrowed, locking onto the prey. Next to her lied her trainee Papyrus, who was new to this sort of thing.
In front of the bush they waited in lied Mettaton, who was busy giving autographs to fans and responding to questions.
"This is gonna be great! Don't you feel ALIVE, Papyrus!" Undyne inquired. "I've never felt more alive, Undyne, I'm ready! Nyeh-heh-heh!"

Papyrus sounded enthused, but Undyne required a higher level for this sort of thing. "Do you REALLY feel alive, Papyrus? DO YOU?!"
"I DO, UNDYNE! YES! I FEEL SO ALLLIIIVVEE!!"
He was almost there! "DON'T STOP, PAPYRUS! TELL ME HOW ALIVE YOU FEEL!" Papyrus was enraptured. "SO MUCH, UNDYNE! I FEEL SO ALIVE I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE!"
Mettaton tried to ignore the screaming that, out of context, sounded quite strange to him and the crowd before him.
He continued to describe how the growth recently added to his posterior was completely natural, he would never deign to have artificial implants. But in the middle of doing so, Undyne and Papyrus lept out in a state of frenzy, both feeling rather alive at this point.
Undyne slid along the ground, and perfectly replicating a move from her anime shows, kicked Mettaton straight into the air. This was followed by Papyrus getting a boost from Undyne and sailing above Mettaton, who was hoping that this was some stunt that would gain him publicity. Papyrus chanted in some strange language as taught by Undyne, and followed this with turning Mettaton's soul blue, sending swiftly crashing down.
Undyne awaited below with an upturned fist and eyes closed, head tilted down heroically, as Mettaton landed directly onto Undyne.
Bones cracked and screams rang out as Undyne's hand was nearly pulverized by the extra-heavy metal suit colliding with her hand.
"H-Ha! That's... now that's how you do a REAL p-prank!" Undyne stammered.
"Nyeh-heh! We did it Undyne! We did that ... shuistuopi^*& ... barrage perfectly!"
Too long

AS A GREEK I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT WHERE THIS IS GOING
ΣΤΟΠ

My Favorite? A Brownie Sundae. Least Favorites Favorite? Chocolate.

i know.

Papyrus mentioning that ancient Greek friendships always commence friendly wrestling matches and drinking grape juice!
Playfully rough housing and wrestling Papyrus in your greek pillow city!
Getting tangled in the bed sheet that made your and Papyrus' cool toga!

i like the video where sans calls papyrus a dingus because thats my favorite word but i agree

> Lan / Megaman.exe
well Megaman.exe is only a computer program so he can't really do shit outside pf the lab so I assume that Lan dies horribly to Undyne
yeah

I write about anything, all of it being in large quantities and shit quality

That one was nice, but I need to know which characters or else I'll end up making it too similar to the last one

Shin megami tensei Nocturne.
Either Demifiend fucks everyone up or he goes around recruiting and fusing the monsters, wonder how that would turn out.

Crossover when?

I really liked DSP's lets play. Through his stupidity and poor attention span he's managed to recreate an actual blind neutral run.

Well last game I played was undertale so...

True Demon ending is the canon ending so Genocide

>which characters
How about a massacre at Mettaton's hotel?
Who does it, is your choice, but I guess Mettaton, Burgerpants, or Alphys makes sense.

Who?

Did anyone ever write that story about Undyne's fish genes turning her male because she's been lesbians with alphys too long and how she needs to get fucked by Asgore to undo the changing?

If not I'm tackling that shit tonight.

>kills all the monsters because he doesn't understand what the act menu does
>"I-I'm just doing what I would normally do, guise."

My favorite episode of Underswap was when Undyne used Papyrus as a guinea pig for those weird pills she made.

Thank you.

hype

I'll start in a couple minutes

Why

Yes, please.

Excuse to have Asgore fuck Undyne with it not being Alphys cucking. It's for science.

user and Papyrus getting tangled!
user and Papyrus unable to get free!
user and Papyrus figuring out that they only can wait for the cleaning stuff to free them!
user and Papyrus having to spend the night together!
user promising Papyrus to entertain him with a conversatiom so they won't get bored!

There's such a thing as lizard sandwich.
Besides, Alphys probably is into NTR, anyway.

Do it!

Wario Blast, so...
I'm sure the underground will be fine.

DarkSydePhil

>Puts two bridge seeds together
>"What the hell it glitched!"

here

pastebin.com/Dzh1iBmP
Here's some needlessly verbose junk. Just really trying on a mood for a setting.

big boss falls into the underground and cqc/pacifies everyone or just stealths past.

Getting bored with keeping up with Papyrus' conversations!
Slowly falling asleep from how comfy you are in this position!
Papyrus soon joining you in on the snooze cruise!

Okay /utg/ I'll try a question this time.
Your 2nd favourite and least favourite both want to date your favourite and decide a battle over it. Who is who and who wins?

That's kinda complicated, but alright.
>Blook and Chara try to fight over dating Mettaton
Nobody wins because incest is bad and Chara is a child.

Being brutally awoken by Mettaton!
The robot demanding for you both to pay for the damage made to one of his precious hotel rooms!
You realize none of you got any. money!

>Papyrus and Toriel fight over dating Asgore
Papgore is a pretty cute ship

this is it. someone kill me before it happens again