xth for harassing mesrow with homosexual shitposting.
Ian Ward
I finally managed to do a fancy dva ult!
Jace Parker
i want to cuddle loli d.va and have her call me daddy!
Anthony Carter
Them's fighting words
Aiden Edwards
CHARACTERS WHO NEED BUFFS:
CHARACTERS WHO NEED NERFS:
list them
Logan Taylor
Reminder that D.Va will be buffed. Reminder that our time is coming. Reminder that squishies are going to get boostfucked to the moon.
Easton Young
mei best girl
James Watson
Nth for Blizzard please fix your fucking garbage maps and stop sucking off the Defending team in almost every single one of these maps.
Blake Rivera
Reinhardt maybe zenyatta.
Adam Lee
I want Reaper to teach me how to become as edgy as him.
Noah Bailey
this guy hooks and slaps your waifu what do you do?
keep in mind he has ult ready
Blake Green
who is this? where is this? nobody cares. fuck off
take that back!
i love this
Jayden Flores
>buff Reinhardt Lmao no, he's fine as is
Dominic Clark
>tfw love shotguns >tfw love being sneaky >tfw love reaper but don't want people to think I'm an edge lord
Suffering.
Kayden Roberts
>play support >get 1 or 2 commends every game >enemy team support >8 or 9 every game
Leo Kelly
>not knowing who this player is
Kayden Gray
nobody nobody
Noah Thomas
>main junkrat for the last hour >5 potg's >only 2 are tires >tons of damage >mine jumpan >trappan my usual main is roadhog am I an aussie cunt nao?
Ian Murphy
soldier 76 is pretty edgy too
overwatch fucked those 2 up into becoming edgelords
Zachary Taylor
So? If i want him to be op i want him to be op, faggots want d.va to be op why can't i want reinhard to be op?
Oliver Martinez
blight mesr
Eli Hernandez
>CHARACTERS WHO NEED BUFFS: D.Va (damage falloff, movement speed while firing) Zenyatta (hp) >CHARACTERS WHO NEED NERFS: McREEEEE (rework flashbang or fan the hammer) Widowmaker (shot charge time, time between shots, firing speed or clip size of secondary) Tracer (longer blink cooldown)
Nathaniel Ward
QUICK! Post one picture that best describes what your experience with a hero has been so far.
I mostly play Reinhardt
Landon Fisher
I can't even be a good little healslut with matchmaker fucking me this hard. I was silver on elims as Mercy, for crying out loud.
Just... not like this.
Not like this.
Asher Rivera
>implying zenyatta won't be the one overbuffed enjoy passing into the anus kid
Jack Jackson
Who?
>Offense >Defense >Tank >Support
Aaron Anderson
Mercy is a slut!
Leo Johnson
Buff:
D.va
Nerf:
McCree Widowmaker
Nathan Brown
>Pick Tracer >Zip zap through the enemy and shot their butts >Free wins and gold medals >Pick Soldier 76 >Shoot at the enemy >Free wins and gold medals >Pick Genji >Have to jump through hoops of fire non stop to get anything done
Thomas Butler
*grabs by the throat* back the fuck off ?!?
Charles Ramirez
McCree Widowmaker Zarya Soldier 76
Noah Moore
>Offense 76
>Defense Junkrat
>Tank Zarya
>Support Zenyatta
Hunter Adams
MONROE ANAL SCENE LINK FUCKING WHEN
Jaxon Mitchell
>Offense Genji >Defense Mei i guess >Tank Reinhardt >Support Heal nigga.
Jackson Campbell
>implying Reapers edginess isn't a joke As long as it's all for shits and giggles you can play him and keep your dignity or get the best skin
Levi Thompson
>dva fags think their shallow gamer grll cancer will ever be viable
Parker Robinson
what does it say?
Kayden Bell
Mercy is pure PURE
Christopher Flores
>can't play widowmaker because team is shit at protecting flanks >team blames me >potg, top dmg, top elem >team goes "hurr at least i frag people, kills mean nothing"
coming from tf2, i think I gotta turn chat off before i get an ulcer
William Diaz
why do you keep posting the censored version
Isaiah Reed
When are we getting slut witch costume?
James Morales
D.Va just needs her headshot box moved to the rear of her mech, like Bastion. That would fix everything.
McCree's flashbang needs to be reworked so it only stuns players if it goes off in their line of sight, or just makes their screen go all white.
Justin Powell
Someone asked me to upload the webm related to the pic, on the previous thread. Done. Enjoy.
If they're balancing for casual then I really do think they need to deal with Bastion. I spent like 20 hours playing with my friends and around 3 solo, and on those solo matches I always had to go Genji and take down the Bastion, but once it was behind a Reinhardt shield I couldn't do it alone, and coordinating with pubs is actual hell.
Reducing his health to 200 or even getting rid of the armor and changing it to normal health would be enough for pubs to take him out, behind the whole mercy + rein combo without too much difficulty.
Though, a part of me thinks he doesn't need a nerf because if he does get a nerf, shitters won't learn to coordinate and work together - they'll just wait for nerfs instead of getting good.
Also give D.Va something out of her Mech, like a backflip or a sprint, would be great. Also Zen's health boosted to 200 so he can survive body shots from Widow.
Matthew Williams
>Offense pharah >Defense junkrat >Tank winston >Support lucio
Connor Gomez
torbjorn is the best character in the game BUFF: the characters i like NERF: the characters i dont like genji torbjorn reinhardt zen
Ayden Cox
>enjoy zenyatta >usually up for commendation after a game >know there's an inevitable buff coming life is pretty good
Noah Cook
>tfw healing "no tank heroes, too many offense heroes, too many snipers" group
Bentley Clark
Mercy is for coming home to and making dinner with while you wait for Dad to come home from work.
John Collins
>Buffs Zenyatta:switch health for armor and maybe mobility D.Va:Really it needs to be an all around buff
>Nerfs Lucio:His heal rate is too high and it heals himself. Cut by 30% at least.
Junkrat:Good candidate for an all around nerf
Widow-maker: Reduce the damage on a bodyshot to 140 and increase the charge timer by a second at least
McCree:Nerf fan the hammer damage down to 190
Lucas Perry
Are you really complaining about your team when you play widowmaker, literally get better aim and you can solo carry pubs
Josiah Lewis
What's the current competitive meta?
Wyatt Lewis
the pleasure of being cummed inside
Carson Peterson
76 Junkrat Reinhardt Lucio
Jace Robinson
Drop the beat Then beat him
Kayden Wright
Mercy can heal her hymen Mercy is pure
Josiah Ross
It used to be D.Va D.Va D.Va S76
But now it's D.Va/S76 D.Va/Bastion Reinhardt Lucio
Dylan Ramirez
> offense Don't really know, I hate playing offense heroes but let's say Pharah because she reminds me my old times on Quake 3.
> Defense Probably Mei.
> Tank Roadhog. I like D.Va too but I think something's wrong with her. It's too difficult to be a good tank in comparison with the others. Even Zarya does the job better.
> Support Mercy, my "main". Symmetra right behind.
Jonathan Jenkins
2 x McCree 1 x Reinhardt 1 x sniper and 2 x sups.
Elijah Price
>Matchmaking puts me and my friend against the same pre-made team that all consist of people double our entire teams level
I would honestly prefer waiting longer for more accurate matchmaking. Close games all day and then this shit.
Colton Sanders
>bastion + reinhardt go tracer, wreck kids till ult, drop ult on bastion/reinhardt
double healer double tank and either double offense or offense and a widow lucio mercy top of heal reinhardt zarya winston top of tank mccree is very popular but occasionally genji
Jaxson Martinez
lies
Cooper Martinez
2 mcrees 2 healers 2 tanks
or
2 mcrees 2 healers 1 tank 1 widowmaker
depending on the situation
Jeremiah Long
Halloween is when. Also spooky oni genji, viking torb, headless horseman reinhardt, slutty d.va, actually most female heroes get a slut skin. also jack'o lantern sentries for poo in loo
Why the fuck is Symmetra not in the defense category.
Zachary Cox
fucking americans why they didnt use a tranquilizer gun?
Ayden Turner
what does this even mean
Juan Torres
>Reapers Holloween outfit is him dressed like an office worker but with the mask on
Adrian Reed
Does Pharah have the highest skillcap in the game?
Playing her reminds me of playing UT2004 back in the day with those giant maps where you were the size of an ant in a kitchen or living room and low gravity was on.
Also, she's decent waifu material.
Luis Foster
Can you make one for rein, i love being a strong german man.
Logan Martin
literally says in the article you fucking american at hearth
Asher White
But my waifu is Junkrat, Hog can't do this shit
Evan Watson
Isn't blizzard worried mcree is a must class?
Sebastian Barnes
>get aroused when I play mercy what does this mean
Brandon Morales
>koth >enemy team comp is 2 zarya 1 junkrat 2 lucio 1 tracer so this is what being raped feels like
Brayden Thomas
Lol no, the only skill required for her is having the ability to aim and not rely on splash. I love shooting down Pharahs in aerial battles
David Morris
...
Luis Garcia
who else here /morbidlyobese/ ?
Hudson Richardson
Widow and Tracer have the highest skill ceiling.
Kayden Walker
Probably, in game knowledge at least given you're so much more mobile than other classes and need to know who can see you and from where
Eli Nguyen
is cute
Ryan Flores
>2 roadhogs and mei on defense
what do you do? you lose thats what you do
Brandon Sanchez
>Giving a shit
Reaper is fun as fuck, shitting on everybody who dares get into face range excluding McCree because his retarded FTH will drop you.
Jace Lee
Because should be in the Attack one.
Jace Bailey
Translation: "Are you american?" Since that word is never used in Europe.
Healdomme btw. You want me to save your damn ass, beg for me you piece of shit, and MAYBE I'll look at you from the sky. Oh and yeah, the more you beg, the more it will irritate me.
Aaron Thompson
drop and pop a mine and unload my magazine while I fly back
Aiden Peterson
nobody touches my waifu molten core and clear his neck with rivet gun
Luke Smith
That's fucking bullshit and you know it
Landon Cruz
Why does widowmaker exist?
1 - Good widow will just make the game unfun for opposing team, just like any sniper. I sure do love to get onshoted every time i return from spawn. Why do they added sniper at all?
2 - she looks cool but i can't play her well.
Cameron Baker
he'll inevitably get a nerf he pumps out too much damage too quick and the flashbang is easily an instakill setup