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strawpoll.me/10349234
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D.Va is garbage

xth for harassing mesrow with homosexual shitposting.

I finally managed to do a fancy dva ult!

i want to cuddle loli d.va and have her call me daddy!

Them's fighting words

CHARACTERS WHO NEED BUFFS:

CHARACTERS WHO NEED NERFS:


list them

Reminder that D.Va will be buffed.
Reminder that our time is coming.
Reminder that squishies are going to get boostfucked to the moon.

mei best girl

Nth for Blizzard please fix your fucking garbage maps and stop sucking off the Defending team in almost every single one of these maps.

Reinhardt maybe zenyatta.

I want Reaper to teach me how to become as edgy as him.

this guy hooks and slaps your waifu what do you do?

keep in mind he has ult ready

who is this? where is this? nobody cares. fuck off

take that back!

i love this

>buff Reinhardt
Lmao no, he's fine as is

>tfw love shotguns
>tfw love being sneaky
>tfw love reaper but don't want people to think I'm an edge lord

Suffering.

>play support
>get 1 or 2 commends every game
>enemy team support
>8 or 9 every game

>not knowing who this player is

nobody
nobody

>main junkrat for the last hour
>5 potg's
>only 2 are tires
>tons of damage
>mine jumpan
>trappan
my usual main is roadhog
am I an aussie cunt nao?

soldier 76 is pretty edgy too

overwatch fucked those 2 up into becoming edgelords

So?
If i want him to be op i want him to be op, faggots want d.va to be op why can't i want reinhard to be op?

blight mesr

>CHARACTERS WHO NEED BUFFS:
D.Va (damage falloff, movement speed while firing)
Zenyatta (hp)
>CHARACTERS WHO NEED NERFS:
McREEEEE (rework flashbang or fan the hammer)
Widowmaker (shot charge time, time between shots, firing speed or clip size of secondary)
Tracer (longer blink cooldown)

QUICK! Post one picture that best describes what your experience with a hero has been so far.

I mostly play Reinhardt

I can't even be a good little healslut with matchmaker fucking me this hard. I was silver on elims as Mercy, for crying out loud.

Just... not like this.

Not like this.

>implying zenyatta won't be the one overbuffed
enjoy passing into the anus kid

Who?

>Offense
>Defense
>Tank
>Support

Mercy is a slut!

Buff:

D.va

Nerf:

McCree
Widowmaker

>Pick Tracer
>Zip zap through the enemy and shot their butts
>Free wins and gold medals
>Pick Soldier 76
>Shoot at the enemy
>Free wins and gold medals
>Pick Genji
>Have to jump through hoops of fire non stop to get anything done

*grabs by the throat* back the fuck off ?!?

McCree
Widowmaker
Zarya
Soldier 76

>Offense
76

>Defense
Junkrat

>Tank
Zarya

>Support
Zenyatta

MONROE ANAL SCENE LINK FUCKING WHEN

>Offense
Genji
>Defense
Mei i guess
>Tank
Reinhardt
>Support
Heal nigga.

>implying Reapers edginess isn't a joke
As long as it's all for shits and giggles you can play him and keep your dignity
or get the best skin

>dva fags think their shallow gamer grll cancer will ever be viable

what does it say?

Mercy is pure
PURE

>can't play widowmaker because team is shit at protecting flanks
>team blames me
>potg, top dmg, top elem
>team goes "hurr at least i frag people, kills mean nothing"

coming from tf2, i think I gotta turn chat off before i get an ulcer

why do you keep posting the censored version

When are we getting slut witch costume?

D.Va just needs her headshot box moved to the rear of her mech, like Bastion. That would fix everything.

McCree's flashbang needs to be reworked so it only stuns players if it goes off in their line of sight, or just makes their screen go all white.

Someone asked me to upload the webm related to the pic, on the previous thread.
Done. Enjoy.

webm.lol/v/1zeae4f41

>Offense
Soldat
>Defense
Soldat
>Tank
Zarya
>Support
Mercy

If they're balancing for casual then I really do think they need to deal with Bastion.
I spent like 20 hours playing with my friends and around 3 solo, and on those solo matches I always had to go Genji and take down the Bastion, but once it was behind a Reinhardt shield I couldn't do it alone, and coordinating with pubs is actual hell.

Reducing his health to 200 or even getting rid of the armor and changing it to normal health would be enough for pubs to take him out, behind the whole mercy + rein combo without too much difficulty.

Though, a part of me thinks he doesn't need a nerf because if he does get a nerf, shitters won't learn to coordinate and work together - they'll just wait for nerfs instead of getting good.

Also give D.Va something out of her Mech, like a backflip or a sprint, would be great. Also Zen's health boosted to 200 so he can survive body shots from Widow.

>Offense
pharah
>Defense
junkrat
>Tank
winston
>Support
lucio

torbjorn is the best character in the game
BUFF:
the characters i like
NERF:
the characters i dont like
genji
torbjorn
reinhardt
zen

>enjoy zenyatta
>usually up for commendation after a game
>know there's an inevitable buff coming
life is pretty good

>tfw healing "no tank heroes, too many offense heroes, too many snipers" group

Mercy is for coming home to and making dinner with while you wait for Dad to come home from work.

>Buffs
Zenyatta:switch health for armor and maybe mobility
D.Va:Really it needs to be an all around buff

>Nerfs
Lucio:His heal rate is too high and it heals himself. Cut by 30% at least.

Junkrat:Good candidate for an all around nerf

Widow-maker: Reduce the damage on a bodyshot to 140 and increase the charge timer by a second at least

McCree:Nerf fan the hammer damage down to 190

Are you really complaining about your team when you play widowmaker, literally get better aim and you can solo carry pubs

What's the current competitive meta?

the pleasure of being cummed inside

76
Junkrat
Reinhardt
Lucio

Drop the beat
Then beat him

Mercy can heal her hymen
Mercy is pure

It used to be
D.Va
D.Va
D.Va
S76

But now it's
D.Va/S76
D.Va/Bastion
Reinhardt
Lucio

> offense
Don't really know, I hate playing offense heroes but let's say Pharah because she reminds me my old times on Quake 3.

> Defense
Probably Mei.

> Tank
Roadhog.
I like D.Va too but I think something's wrong with her. It's too difficult to be a good tank in comparison with the others. Even Zarya does the job better.

> Support
Mercy, my "main".
Symmetra right behind.

2 x McCree 1 x Reinhardt 1 x sniper and 2 x sups.

>Matchmaking puts me and my friend against the same pre-made team that all consist of people double our entire teams level

I would honestly prefer waiting longer for more accurate matchmaking. Close games all day and then this shit.

>bastion + reinhardt
go tracer, wreck kids till ult, drop ult on bastion/reinhardt

nytimes.com/2016/05/30/us/gorilla-killed-after-child-enters-enclosure-at-cincinnati-zoo.html

>Winston killed by Widowmaker

double healer double tank and either double offense or offense and a widow
lucio mercy top of heal
reinhardt zarya winston top of tank
mccree is very popular but occasionally genji

lies

2 mcrees
2 healers
2 tanks

or

2 mcrees
2 healers
1 tank
1 widowmaker

depending on the situation

Halloween is when.
Also spooky oni genji, viking torb, headless horseman reinhardt, slutty d.va, actually most female heroes get a slut skin. also jack'o lantern sentries for poo in loo

strawpoll.me/10349234
Mercy player poll
Are you a healslut?

ur shit

Is the latest Nvidia driver fine to install?

Why the fuck is Symmetra not in the defense category.

fucking americans
why they didnt use a tranquilizer gun?

what does this even mean

>Reapers Holloween outfit is him dressed like an office worker but with the mask on

Does Pharah have the highest skillcap in the game?

Playing her reminds me of playing UT2004 back in the day with those giant maps where you were the size of an ant in a kitchen or living room and low gravity was on.

Also, she's decent waifu material.

Can you make one for rein, i love being a strong german man.

literally says in the article you fucking american at hearth

But my waifu is Junkrat, Hog can't do this shit

Isn't blizzard worried mcree is a must class?

>get aroused when I play mercy
what does this mean

>koth
>enemy team comp is 2 zarya 1 junkrat 2 lucio 1 tracer
so this is what being raped feels like

Lol no, the only skill required for her is having the ability to aim and not rely on splash. I love shooting down Pharahs in aerial battles

...

who else here /morbidlyobese/ ?

Widow and Tracer have the highest skill ceiling.

Probably, in game knowledge at least given you're so much more mobile than other classes and need to know who can see you and from where

is cute

>2 roadhogs and mei on defense

what do you do? you lose thats what you do

>Giving a shit

Reaper is fun as fuck, shitting on everybody who dares get into face range excluding McCree because his retarded FTH will drop you.

Because should be in the Attack one.

Translation: "Are you american?"
Since that word is never used in Europe.

Healdomme btw.
You want me to save your damn ass, beg for me you piece of shit, and MAYBE I'll look at you from the sky.
Oh and yeah, the more you beg, the more it will irritate me.

drop and pop a mine and unload my magazine while I fly back

nobody touches my waifu
molten core and clear his neck with rivet gun

That's fucking bullshit and you know it

Why does widowmaker exist?

1 - Good widow will just make the game unfun for opposing team, just like any sniper. I sure do love to get onshoted every time i return from spawn. Why do they added sniper at all?

2 - she looks cool but i can't play her well.

he'll inevitably get a nerf
he pumps out too much damage too quick
and the flashbang is easily an instakill setup

guilty as charged FUCK ;_;

POST D.VA + S76!