/tsg/ - The Sims General

Pirated TS4 is still behind the current patch and content, right?

Yep. It doesn't look like anything past Get Together has been released yet.

Reloaded's probably going to pack everything in Dine Out like they always do unless this shit suddenly uses Denuvo.

I honestly want to pay for this to be rid of all this bullshit but giving EA money after the shit they pulled here doesn't sit well with me at all.

Sims know that if they coddle their kids, they grow up to be sissies. What's that son? You're cold? Well do some push ups or something, mamma ain't gonna carry your ass forever.

>I honestly want to pay for this to be rid of all this bullshit but giving EA money after the shit they pulled here doesn't sit well with me at all.

Fuck EA, hold out if you can.

Bump

I don't care how unpopular they are on tsg, toddlers were fucking adorable.
>tfw no attack with the claw

Any other pirates wishing they'd release the GP and SP coming out in reverse order

Would be nice.

>"Strange. Why is there a light emitting phallus growing from the ground? Oh, I hope I didn't accidentally land on the Hentai planet again ..."

>As soon as I catch up to that doppleganger fucker, the next thing he'll turn into is a bloody corpse..

>[explosion sound in the distance]

>The hell was that?

>Pffftth! Fucking pine needles in my hair...

>Well well well, looks like his little plan to escape off world fell flat. That must have been what that explosion was.

DON'T TOUCH IT, FOOL.

Alright copycat jerkoff! You've pissed me off for the last time! Come out of there!

picosong.com/ZwF9/

..Lyds?

Oh holy shit, Lydibug, you have no idea how happy I am to see y-

DON'T MOVE ASSHOLE! Don't you dare use Rick's petname on me. First you try to piss me off by turning into Craig, now you try to woo me back by turning into my husband? You must really be getting desperate.

Hazza! The lord and savior has returned!

heh..yea..I don't really get what you're saying...but...you must be a bit sour about me being gone. I can seriously explain it all if you'd just-

Stuff it! What, did you find an old picture of me and him together on facebook and try to turn into that?

>facebook
Immersion gone. Shut it down.

Look at you. Rick has a massive gash across his face from pissing off a mad scientist, a blind eye from not listening to me about getting that checked out, and my name tattooed on his left arm. You're the most slapped together copy I've ever seen.

Shit, do you remember what that social system they used in TS3 university was? I want to say life invader but that was GTA.

Look at that smug faggot.

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Yea, well there's a reasonable explanation for that. You see, those two assholes I went to work for shot me into space and forced me to watch bad movies and shitposts, then two robots launched me into a black hole that sent me into an alternate dimension where everything had simplified graphics, including me. Well, went I came BACK from said dimension, certain details on my skin were lost. At least that's the theory I have. But hey! All the important stuff is still there, and I got a new set of sexy skin!

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>and shitposts
Heeeeeeey.. a few of those posts were mine ;. ;

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THAT'S THE MOST RETARDED THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!

I know it sounds absurd but it's true! Aww shit...I survive going to hell and back only to get shot by my own wife. If this don't beat all...

STOP SAYING RICK SHIT! I swear to god if you don't change back to Craig or something else, I'll shoot you in the dick out of spite, fucker!

Craig? OH! THAT'S why you were chasing him with a gun! I think there's a piece of that thing left over here if I just...

W-what are you doing?!

youtube.com/watch?v=hGTqWUzYIQI

TADA! Alas! Poor Yorick I knew him well!

I looked through the pastebin and games4theworld and I have no idea where to get the Sims 3. It says its on one big torrent but Icant find it

"Ayy babe, who wants sum fuck? I'll bet you do! Look at dat sexy lady with the gun! I'll bet I could munch on her all day long!"

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Hey now! You can't talk to my beautiful wife like that, you need to treat her like a lady!
"Ayy shut yer hole you smelly wetback! I talk to bitches however I please! Ayy baby, how 'bout you drop the zero here and get wit da hero! Erry girl knows I give good head!"

Who are you calling a wetback, Craig-head? Aren't you quarter mexican? "Yea, but that quarter of me was in my lower half! Hey look at dat squinced up grimmace on dat bitch's face! It's almost like dis be da kind'a fucked up shit she'd find funny!"
Well Mr.Craig-head, that's because I'm one of the few people who knows how to make someone like her laugh! I mean, she's been through a lot of dark things in her life, so it makes sense she'd find dark shit like this to be hilarious. "Ayy I'll show her some dark shit, I'll go eat 10 pounds of black licorice and take a dump on dem titties!"

The pastebin is outdated. Check here:

games4theworld.org/downloads.html

Look towards the bottom of the list. There's a link to the torrent but I don't know if it's active or not. Also make sure to read instructions next to the torrent link. That will get the base game at least.

I can't vouch for this since I got my Sims 3 stuff from another torrent way back when.

HAHA! Oh fucking hell...stop already, this is serious! Pfffffhahaha!

"Ayy we made da pretty lady laugh!" Well I guess that means I can drop this disgusting thing before I get some sort of hair-gel based disease then!

O-okay..when is our anniversary?

August 25th. Unless you mean the anniversary of when we started dating, which we agreed was July 10th since you were so wishy washy about dating for so long.

Okay...where did we meet?

Bridgeport Art Museum. I turned out to be the art thief you were after and completely botched your investigation.

Alright...when did I first tell you I loved you?

Christmas eve. You always acted all pissy on Christmas until that one. I showed up and made you waffles after we made love. You just blurted it out upon smelling them then acted fucking surprised that you said it. I'll remind you it was a full three months after I told you I was in love with YOU. And they say guys are the ones with commitment issues...

Last question...how many times have you let me peg that ass of yours?

Exactly none.

>Exactly none.
its a reverse code. It means every night of the week.

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You get to keep your legs.

What's the
>best
TS3 world? Every EP/SP feature in the smallest size possible.

You worried me...utterly sick. I slept on the couch every night since you'd disappeared because I couldn't stand the thought of sleeping in that bed alone. I should shoot you for that alone you goddamn prick. Now you show up just in time to botch another one of my investigations. How am I going to find Xena's father after you just killed my only suspect?

You mean that greenish casual-friday village people reject with that ferret growing on his lip?

How did you know?

Where do you think I got this ride from?

Rick..you didn't seriously...

Hey, he can hitch hike his way off the alien rape planet, I wasn't sticking around.

what the fuck
download complete collection, install base game and go to apply manual patch and got some shit about a paullb.rra thing
decide to install on eps and try again
after installing WA, ambitions, and late night, im still getting that error only this time its saying the files missing in the ep09 folder
what the fucking fuck
any help please?

Didn't play much of TS3 beyond basegame. My guess would say Island Paradise.. I mean how big can an island be?

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>Isla Paradiso
Nice bait.

Hey...you didn't know I was chasing a fake Craig.

Yea, so?

SO, you purposely crashed that ship right on top of him!

Well you WERE chasing him with a gun.

Rick, you were going to just murder Craig!

You are just terrible today, you know that? Making up for lost time I suppose.

Miriam is gonna flip her shit when I bring you home. It's gonna be that day I woke out of the coma all over again. Did you know she was trying to fix the time machine to rescue you?

>Rick, you were going to just murder Craig!

Honestly who hasn't at least thought about it?

Creepy Terry Richardson looking motherfucker ...

>Look at her, I bet she still doesn't buy my story. She'll never believe how I turned a derelict town into a thriving little slice of paradise..

got a virus visiting the "expansion evaluation" pomf link.

just a heads up for you guys

>All those friends I made back there, they'll never forget me or how much I did for them...

>If I had stayed behind...if I had kept working...they'd have made me king.

avast popped up with that
its weird, never did that like a week ago

any help please?

yep same here. not a thread regular, but perhaps there is a issue with pomf? or maybe the link was replaced in the OP?

probably should remove it either way

idk, i view it on my iphone and it is the pdf, so it might be an issue with pomf

>Rick comes home to be pegged nightly by Lydia.
>Could of been the King of Simpletons.
>Would of gotten all the cartoon booty.

>But even returning back to my normal life..where I have little impact on the world around me...the world that constantly gives me shit...I realize now more than ever...

>I am King.

I swear to FUCK if he wakes up right now..

can't wake up

guess its one of those generals then
no one around to help, but everyones here for the shitty story

Well if you visited it on a desktop you should run malwarebytes or somthing else like that fast, its a persistent little fucker that i got from that link

You could try not being a dick. That might get you more help. Stop fucking around with "complete collection" torrents and just stick with the Mr.DJ repack. One set of files, one installer, done.

i use avast and when it detects a possible threat it warns you before actually opening it

see, if someone had said that about an hour ago, i wouldnt have made that post.

Shut the fuck up.

well, i was going to say thanks, but i guess you'll just insult me more so go fuck yourself
if the mrdj repack is better, you might want to add it to the op instead of assuming everyone knows about it dumbass

hey, i wasnt a dick at first but being one got me an answer :^)

Not same user who helped you, m8

Safety bump

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>tfw you notice some little detail you haven't seen in a sims game before

I didn't know there was one of those goofy suction cup stuffed animals on the UFO's windshield.

anyone here check out the fan reboot of the sims online? they have a 24/7 server now, but it's still not completely finished.

I had a ton of fun in TSO. I remember for the brief period of time it turned into EAland, some of the people and places I used to frequent were STILL there. Also:
>Copgirl in TSO
Ohh yes.

Why are we doing this?.. Don't you have a job to deal with?

"Pfft.. I've saved up so much vacation time over the hype of Call of Bunnies Modern Furfare.. I think I can burn some getting away with you."

Lydia told you about the last time I ran off, huh?

"I just don't want to lose you, Kim.."

>*Crunky Cranky Car noises*

"That doesn't sound good.."

They haven't got shut down by EA yet?

i never got a chance to play it in either of its iterations, but it always looked really neat. this'll be my first time trying it out, though i'm sure it's not the same as the official servers.

also, i wasn't gonna make copgirl, but all the other outfits are so horribly early 2000's and i saw the cop uniform and then my fate was decided, lmao. i can't quit my bby girl.

guess not. they probably consider it abandon ware by now anyway. :P

Well.. Something is cracked somewhere.. Judging by the smell I'd say its the head gasket..

"Hmm no serves out here.. So what are we going to do?.."

We're gonna walk till we find someone else to flag down or a building with a phone.

"Why don't we wait by the car?"

Because this is how adventures start. You wanted to run away with me, this is how it goes.

"I don't think its a goo-"

*wolves howl in the distance*

"Alright. Fine.. Geez for a desert this place is freezing.."

"A hotel out here?.. Seems kinda isolated.."

Maybe we're not the only people in the world that wants to get away?.. Come on, lets go see whats up.

"Wow, its actually kinda beautiful up close. I mean not to say it isn't creepy as hell.."

Naah.. Creepy is good, its exciting, right? Maybe we should spend the night?

"No thanks.."

youtube.com/watch?v=iqODbP1T3nk

>That wall texture

"Ah! Guests! The Mistress will pleased indeed! Please, sit! Sit! Welcome to Hotel Somnium Perdidi!"

Hotel wha-a-what? Can you say that again please?

"Kim, don't be rude. Hello, sir! Our car broke down a ways back, do you have a phone by chance?"

"Phone? We've haven't had a phone here for ages. Please sit down though, relax. You are alot safer in here, then out there. Allow me to go fetch the Mistress."

Don't worry about it, babe. I'll keep the ghosty-goos away from you..

"I'm not scared, Im just saying this place is creepy.."

Shh.. Shh.. It's ok. I know a thing or two about dealing with creepy things..

"Oh would you stop it? I told you Im not scared.."

Change the channel! I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

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"Madams, would you kindly follow me to the dinning room? The Mistress would like too dine with you."

"Uh.. Listen, we don't really have much cash on us, well we're kinda on a budget.."

"Oh no, no.. This isn't apart of the serves, Madam. She has invited you to dine with her. So please, come, follow me to the dining room."

Yeah, Ash.. Don't be rude.

of course Stev would be into the Eagles.

>Because this is how adventures start.

That's also how a lot of porn films start.

believe you me.. If blue boards allowed more then just lewd, I would of already made a porn story for the keks.

"Sorry for the delay, Madams.."

It's all good, we were just munching on these peanuts.

"Those are walnuts, Kim."

They taste like bird food..

"Ha-Ha! Yes, I am sorry. They must be old. I am sure Victor was doing his best. We haven't had guests in a long time.."

>Shit, do you remember what that social system they used in TS3 university was? I want to say life invader but that was GTA.
Sim Finder, I think?