Dota 2 general /d2g/

literally bad ck

>Average GPM 575
>Best GPM 767

Holy shit how bad are you

>ricing hero
>can't get a minimum of 900 gpm as his best record

How do I into unlocking the OTK and Bananamancer ?

stats are pretty bad senpai

go get good instead of posting

b-but terrorblade is a fighting hero not a farming one

>tfw you'll never git gud at Anti-Mage

I tried so hard

lol DESU

>d2g, a bunch of 2k that think they know better than pros, saying to anyone their gpm is bad
Lmao

>posting literal 2k games
???

Yeah dude just keep buying Linkens Manta Skadi on Medusa like the pros :)

lmao the 0k shitter thinks they know how to play a hero

>random dude pops out, asking for opinions about his x hero stat
>gulagites proceed to do so
>random shitter replies with m-muh pros ecks dee
everytime

>2k games
>7 / 2
>Thnking you're good

These are the people telling you that you're shit on /v/ and that they're experts on MOBA.

Just neck yourself you pathetic sack of shit.

what's going on here?

>muh KDA

LOL this isn't Call of Duty faggot. The only thing that matters is killing the enemy ancient.

hotd is literally GoodMidas

>post yfw is time to break the ice

let's hear your better-than-pros mmr build then big guy
I mean I don't play trash heroes but regardless let's hear it

I looked at my roommate playing overwatch today, and I counted at least 4 skills that are directly plagiarized from Dota 2. They work EXACTLY the same way. Blizzard plagiarized Weaver's ultimate, winter wyvern's heal, and a couple others I can't remember right now.

>urn

Keep losing.

OH SHIT

Where can download mats for THE ONLY KING THAT MATTERS?

top 1% terrorblade masterrace

Either you go Phase > Aquila > MoM > Demon Edge > BKB > Rapier > Skadi if you want to be useful before 30 minutes or you go Aquila > Radiance > Manta > Octarine > Rapier if you need to farm a lot.

Is there a page that download pro grames in .dem format ( in game replay)?

OpieOP MY BELLY IS HUGE OpieOP MY BRAIN HAS DELAY OpieOP YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT OpieOP I'M FROM NA OpieOP

remember

anime makes you shit at dota

I'm done with this game, if i'm not a 5k~7k to literally carry my team sometimes, i can't consistently increase my mmr.

In this game, after tinker and jugg got picked after my skywrath mage, riki went to offlane and shadowfiend did his amazing last pick and went jungle.

Me and juggernaut went to radiant safelane against a void and killed him twice, then i rotate mid with sentries to prevent tinker from dying and we killed zeus, at this point (4~5min) sf was lvl 2 with 2 deaths to bounty hunter and riki killed luna somehow after dying once in his offlane, cm was pulling and stacking their jungle so we had no big problems yet, after 10 minutes of game the shit started, and bh had drums, phase and urn at this point by roaming around and getting free kills through sf ass, luckily riki had some dusts and helped me with sentries.

SF finished his mekanism by 19 minutes into the game and we manage to get a couple of towers with a lot of sacrifices.

After 25 minutes luna had manta bkb and zeus had the biggest networth in the game, we could not win team fights anymore because sf was useless, i had no decent items at all and tinker didn't help either, we lost 47 minutes and of course, they was blaming me, sf was fine and quiet.

Thats how a 4k~4.2k non-ti ranked game looks like, i'll return to play this game the day i can stomp 4 people or carry 4 like professional and high 6~8k mmr players do.

ARE VP DISQUALIFIED YET

>hides his performance

How exactly is this dota related besides the lobby screen.

>they was

This thread is for white people only

Fuck off, Twitch chat

>picks skywrath
>loses
>complains about it
?????????????????

heh I actually chuckled.

Got some spare money, should I buy a goypendium?

Man, they even plagiarized walking and right clicks. They have no respect for intelectual property of anyone.

no

>Even Lil weighing in and calming VP cheated
well, there goes any hopes of TI5 VP ever reforming.

I should clarify this money is already on my steam account

Still no

Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.

They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.

They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.

By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.

Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.

Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.

They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.

People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.

Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.

reminder that VP did nothing wrong

If thats the only mistake i made i'm actually quite happy with my english skills.

VP have done fucking everything wrong since kicking Illidan though.

>Aliens see Oracle
>"Ayy lmao Ayy lmao" every single game
>Alien Overlords gas humanity for this insult

Dragon Lance on DK. Viable?
I mean it's core on TB and DK has even more uptime on his ult than TB on Metamorphosis right?

...

Why is Overwatch porn so much better than Dota porn?

It's been done quite a few times in pro dota
It ain't too bad.

More popular so better artists. And valve makes 0 marketing compared to blizzard, not to mention dota doesn't have characters build with waifu potential in mind. And female chars are a minority in dota.

Blizzard pays for it and then removes it with copyright claims just to rub the fact that they used those artists to get an audience to get quick buck from, because they know it'll die in a few months before moving onto making another scam of a game

We've gone over this a billion fucking times, it's because Blizzard pays for it.

Its core even on meepo. Every agi/str hero should build one.

Valve should pay artists for Dota porn and add more female characters.

whats goin on thar?

Ded gaem.

No, thank you. I prefer my game to be known for something more than shit-tier waifus.

Can you stop being gay?

They don't take down all porn, just SFM one
And because they "had to"
Doesn't matter because it will still be saved, made and posted on sites that aren't tumblr or DA or whatever

Only if you stop sucking my dick.

I like sucking feminine dick though.

What slot? Didn't you guys figure this shit out already?

One word: Rigged.

It doesn't matter.

Yeah, but which empire has futas?

>get goipendium
>win 9 out of 10 ranked games
>2900 mmr

Volvo pls

I've got 3 24000, just go blind on 4, senpai.

who care...

>he thinks calibration works on win/loss
How new?

Should've ayy lmao spammed when you had the chance

2900 MMR new obviously

Is windows 10 worth buying

Yes goy, of course it is.

>inb4 "botnet"

It's a decent system. Easy to navigate and use, and, if your GPU can run it, it has free support for DX12 (Although Dota seems to be working much better for those using Vulkan)

If it wasn't rigged you'd go with 4.
Although I wrote this before they added the weird pins near the 24000, it's rigged for sure so it doesn't matter.

Honestly just stay on 7. There's not really much positive about 10 compared to 7 when you're using a desktop.

The only app I use on my notebook is a Youtube app.

>worth buying

I only upgraded to W10 for Killer Instinct, it's not bad desu but no reason to update if you don't need to.

Universe is shit now

who is the new best offlanerfu

IXMIKE88

Xiao8

>enter into a bot game
>all russians
>one disconnect on 5 minutes
>win the game like 1 vs 5
Why?

>sing might stream in an hour
>i'll be asleep by then

feels bad

1 - Abandon gold
2 - The bots' AI is shit, and Valve won't do anything about it

Same :/

no one actually plays co op vs bots when theyre new like league newbs do

just go play unranked

muh dick

I never played any type of MOBA or whatever is called so im just testing how champions works

>I never played any type of MOBA
>champions
Gee I wonder who could be behind this post