/dsg/ - Souls General

>Character Planner
mugenmonkey.com/

>KING'S FIELD
pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3

>DEMON'S SOULS
pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a

>DARK SOULS
pastebin.com/eNY3su63
>DSCM - manually connect to specific players
youtu.be/cvII-WJWo5s

>DARK SOULS 2
pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v

>BLOODBORNE
pastebin.com/WdLBWD8n

>DARK SOULS 3
docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub
>How to get autosummon covenants to work on PC:
steamcommunity.com/app/374320/discussions/0/357286119111456394/

>/dsg/ Player List
pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Steam Group
steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>Draw
doodleordie.com/r/darksouls
imgur.com/a/XhBxC (DeS)
collageanon.imgur.com/
flockmod.com/dsg

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ending the fire is best ending

Feminine penis

How many hits of gnaw to bleed dancer?

first for dark souls 3 is an incredible game and so is every other entry in the souls series including but not limited to bloodborne

cont from last thread

picarto.tv/krekk0v streaming it

nth for Mommy Rosaria!

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If souls girls have dicks, which one would you suck?

I pity the soul who actually knows.

>The Fair Lady

Will we ever have another so pure?

pastebin.com/jqKQj426

Why does Rosaria want her followers to collect tongues?

Some of the other invader covenants used to make sense or have some purpose, but why tongues? I've only seen meme answers. Is it murder just because you can, the covenant?

Shitty event.

For the first time in this game I'm actually starting to feel bad for invading.

She was a slut tho

>people defending DaS2

How long do I have to wait before these people leave?

Is it just me with bad memory or is the NPC AI in DaS3 a lot more brain dead than in the previous games?

as far as I remember, we dont even know if it was Rosaria's idea

Rosaria's Fingers are a band of waifufags who's waifu has no tongue, so they're trying to give her as many as possible

You should probably leave.

So this is what it takes for magic to be useful in PvP.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE HEAVY ARMOR BUILDS

Why a-team??

DaS2 is the best game in the series.

I dont know about you, but my heavy armor build is working great

Darkswords and Estocs shave off maybe 8-10% of my HP, and then I turn their asshole inside-out with my 60 strength

99% equip load for life

The internet, and /v/ and Veeky Forums in particular, is a scary place. I've read the literally most stupid thing I've ever read, then read a few posts more and read something even more stupid.

If you think it's bad now, just wait.

>literally need 30+vit with fap and havels to wear gundyrs + his weapon/ no shield
His weapon isnt even that heavy

It's such bullshit

youtu.be/mK1SnpT4JiQ

big boy damages coming through

> a band of waifufags who's waifu has no tongue, so they're trying to give her as many as possible
That's both sad and disappointing. I wish they would have come up with something less silly.

How long before you shut up about the game?

Everyone here acts like they hate it but it's all you fags can talk about.

>bullying firekeeper-chan

FUCKING TIRGGERED

Then do it
>tfw 99.8% pure test

that's more than bully user

Oh, right, it's Memorial Day. All the kids are home, aren't they?

Mommy Rosaria's! I'd crawl into her big lap and lie down on her soft, warm thighs! I'd rub my cheek on her thick leg and that would make her big bouncy girl penis stand up and stick out from under her skirt! It'd be really thick and pink, and smell nice, just like her! I'd suckle on it, even though it'd be really big, until she shot her yummy mummy spunky into my tummy! I'd swallow it all to make Mommy Rosaria happy!

bitch did you ever see Gundyr roll? he evades enemy attacks by kicking the living shit out of anything trying to step to him. Use your hyperarmor and weapon art and quit being a nancyboy who needs

Never forget, people actually supported End being split into two stats, because "Endurance was over-powered".

youtube.com/watch?v=diYRsPEVNQU

Did the crow poster deserve to be banned?

Str should have a smaller effect on equip load

I mean, vit is completely worthless in any build that isn't str

Porn is agasint the rules m8

I really wanna think it's some kind of meta-commentary about video game sequels and how it is becoming increasingly hard to justify the existence of a covenant system like this in the setting of Das3.
>Warriors of Sunlight are now invading each other for medals
>Mound Makers are just killing because it's fun and they want to see their mound of bodies grow
>Dorkmoons, Sentinels, and Way of Blue adherents are almost all dead in-universe and any player who joins them will barely see any action
>The fingers are given a very flimsy purpose not too dissimilar from the mound-makers because fuck you we need a darkwraith covenant
>Aldrich Faithful are forced to kill their covenant leader to advance the plot like Gravelord servants
>There's another covenant that worships an animal whose adherents all hang out in a forest and do territory control
Maybe Das3 was like the staff trying to show you how token it all is at this point.

Yes, and so do a few more of you retards.

That doesn't answer my question

Yes, global rule 5.

Who Lord of Hollows here?

i want a souls bf

>I do as much damage on a charged R2 as a hornet ring riposte
kekked

Rule infractions result in bans m9
Not sure what else you want to hear

sorry dude too busy cuddling with my gf while we watch the heat death of the universe

This 1 Str should give you like 0.5 equip load

FIGHT CLUB
PC
High Wall
pass: dsg

Sometimes /dsg/ may not want crows but most of the time they NEED it

They could have easily had someone who wanted to stop the cycle, though. Stop as many ashen ones as you can.

I guess with Blue Sentinels tacked on for an early cop force makes it apparent they didn't put a lot of thought into covenants in general.

so...... this..... is the power...... of dsg..... fight clubs......

What fashion is good for looking like a big stronk holy man? Barely any of the armors in this game look like sonething that belong on a FTG/STR build.

>host doesn't duel charm him
I don't get why people expect them to be patient with their buff addiction.

Cathedral Knight

That guy was a hacker and he just did it for the keks, he killed himself after a while.
It wasn't the first time he visited that FC, so I didn't duel charm or attack him because I realised that it's him.

Morne's

The guy had his hp and FP fixed with CE. He's just spamming random buffs to fuck around, not to actually fight

It finally clicked with me why Dark Souls 3 doesn't look as good as Bloodborne, aside from the desaturation of course.

The blood effects in 3 are fucking awful by comparison.
Why the fuck did they remove them?

Alva's gives you a huge upper body

Why do they even have shit like broken straight sword as a weapon you can use?

Would anyone use it unironically?

Ah, that makes sense then.

I've seen actual people do that, even random invaders, and it's starting to piss me off a bit.

I straight up just turned blood effects off. Game looks much better without them, though there's still some enemies that bleed on you even with them disabled and it looks like shit.

>Anri fucks off and goes hollow after completing its goal
>Siegward an heroes after completing his goal to avoid going hollow
>Sirris probably offs herself to prevent hollowness despite swearing to serve you it'd work better if you find her body AFTER linking the flame aka your goal is complete
>Orbeck fucks off and probably drinks poison after learning "all" sorceries with you

I never ever understood any of the implications my first playthrough.
I feel sad now.

>being this edgy

pvp wise it is good but not great.
Nobody uses so no one knows what it does or how to deal with it if they are facing you.

It is fast and does some ok damage.

Look up some youtube videos on it

I approve

The Souls world is a sad place.

Also if you help Irina become a firekeeper Egyon has no purpose and kills himself where you find her originally. Firekeeper Irina sits quietly in the room filled with dead firekeepers.

>still not a single sign
c'mon fags

Crystal Sage's Rapier or Moonlight Great sword which is better for an INT build?

jesus christ just fuck off already

You should, it's all your fault. If you never helped them they would've gotten a far easier and less painful death or would've stayed on their goal or die trying. Greirat is the only one who died as he wanted

None.
If they had dicks they would not be girls.

I really do feel sorry for you faggots with your mental disorders.

Miyazaki loves that Hedgehog's Dilemma.

Oh fuck I forgot about that. That's sad as well.

>I consider you my friend
>that intensified nervous laughter
RIP ;__;7

>manage to keep Greirat alive thanks to advice on here
>that sad dialog for his third run request

Oh shit gimme a minute

I have to use a steam controller and I'm pretty bad with it so pls no bully

Obligatory: youtube.com/watch?v=C0exi0qxlFg

What is the single most damaging attack in Dark Souls 3?

>Not making one buff that has all your other buffs attached

So just to be clear everyone in this general agrees Dark Souls is not really a hard game because its intentional and well designed right? The difficulty comes from shitty controls and camera. Buttons having delays and long annoying queues, bugs, glitches, unfairness like enemy attacks clipping through solid objects but your weapons bounce etc. In a nutshell the game is ''hard'' because japs cant code for shit.

>tfw i intentionally sent him to his death so i could get his new items

>another hacker in the fightclub

so this.....is the power.....of 60 fps....

At least Patches is doing alright.

We'll always have Patches.

What curved sword has the longest reach?

Eygon kills himself after killing the Dragonslayer's Armour regardless of whether you've finished Irina's quest. The only condition for him dying is killing that boss without buying a dark miracle from Irina. If you buy at least 1 dark miracle, he takes her to Gundyr's area and becomes hostile after the Armour is dead.

Carthus Shotel.
It's not very good, though.

My naive self held hope that he could make it out alive until talking to Patches.

"What's that old rat thinking?"

that's some kind of retarded sailor
oblivion spellmaking a best

This bait isn't even stale, it's just gone bad.

There's fucking mold growing on it and everything, gross.

Qarth

Does SoC combo count because you can't escape it even though its 5 hits?

>bows
>HOLD ON A SEC BRO I GOTTA BUFF
>MAN IM SO FUCKING GOOD AT THIS GAME OH MY GOD LOOK AT THESE BUFFS
>THERES NO WAY I CAN LOSE HOLY SHIT IM SO HARD
Dual charms exist for a reason kiddos

It's what he wanted, user.

Patches makes me uncomfortable.
I think he mentioned something about taking my souls for not buying anything from him with this many souls.

I know. I fucked up on my first run and bought dark miracles from her. Then I felt bad and restarted because I'm a faggot.

You know its true though. You just dont want to admit or form a counter argument because you are a blind FromSoft drone.

>decide to put points into faith
>taking away points from other things
>people get pissy when I buff ToD

Uhh... Soultards???????

you have literally no argument whatsoever desu