/utg/ - Undertale General

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>the robot will never be real
>he'll never look down at me
It's too early for this.

Don't worry, they're probably still shitting up the last thread.
Post comfy.

God is real, and his name is Asriel.

And you should WORSHIP/spoiler]

there's no edition this time

Tori

Story about Sans crashing ecto-18 wheeler into 9-11
Action! Drama! Tension!

Nicepants

Kek
Get out

sans

>Taking Papyrus out on a romantic date!

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eyy

nth for Chara.

pastebin.com/xGuVeakn

I asked yesterday about trying some writefaggotry and here's some needlessly verbose writefaggin retelling a story no one really wanted to be hear again. I was just trying on the mood for the setting and I have the feeling there's already other fiction here that does this sort of take better, but it's my first writing and I'm wondering if it's worth the bandwidth. Here you go /utg/

I want to be eaten by the god.
That god certainly looks large enough to do it.
That would be so nice.

Happy times

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Ayyy

Taking Papyrus to waterfall for your romantic date!
Checking out all the sparkling gems on the ceiling and listening to the echo flowers!

For cuddling and snogging the lizard real hard

If two people continuously bait each other is it actually just a regular argument?

A spider is required for every thread!

We can have even larger one, too!
This one could eat all the anons!
Who should he start with?

Would Papyrus let you win the pillow fight, or would his competitive nature take over?

Actual characters time

So Koreans jumped on this /utg/ outlook on Swap Sans bandwagon!

Nobody

>You'll never have a cute BF that cooks for you.

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Go to sleep already.

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Why not?
Asriel full of /utg/ers would be great, incredible even!
All huddled up against one another inside in the darkness, embraced by his body heat.

Oh, now they're on the path to redemption!

Yelling into the echo flowers that you think Papyrus is the best!
Papyrus yelling even louder, shouting that YOU are the best!
The flowers struggle to match his volume!
They begin to wilt from the effort!

>top tier
sans
chara
frisk
papyrus
burgerpants
napstablook
>mid tier
mettaton
muffet
undyne
toriel
>low tier
asgore
asriel
flowey
alphys

>Sans
>Chara
>Frisk
>napstablook

shit taste

Asriel licking your asshole so he can get you ready to be be fucked!

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>top tier
Asriel
>mid tier
Asgore
Papyrus
>low tier
the rest

Very well written. Also very frightening.

eat a fat one

No.

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xth for flowey

But it's broad day light!

Both of you realizing what you done!
Getting upset over what you did to the poor echo flowers!
Moving ahead before you two do any more damage!
You and Papyrus accidentally tripping over a popped up vine and into the glowing water!

NEVER
>implying I want to be near you
You fags probably have cooties

aww its so cute! thanks dworven

I haven't seen one this canonically and objectively wrong in a while

But user, I'm not a eurofag

Awesome! I was the user that asked for happy Chara.

Now here's an opinion I can agree with.

That's so cute, do you have a tumblr or anything, dworven?

mettaton might be top and asriel could be mid but thats all i struggled with deciding on

Then I'll MAKE you sleep.

I will if you tell me which Undertale's belly should I imagine falling asleep in when I do.
I don't, I don't actually kiss boys. Or girls. I'm just for hugs. And eatings.

The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

Agreed!

I think I'll go. You have fun with the goats.

Bring it shorty

THE GREAT PAPYRUS DOESN'T WASTE HIS TIME TAKING NAPS THAT LONG!

why are there no actual hyperdeath lewds

Comfortably sleep in spooder's belly while she goes about her daily tasks.

No, user, let the sleep get to them. No need to force em.

No hips

I'd like to summon the agents of the mom dark brotherhood. I've completed the white sacrament.

Papyrus attempting to help you out of the water!
Losing your grip on him because his bones are too slippery!
Splashing into the water all over again!
Papyrus apologizing for being such a bonehead, forcing a smile!
Moments later, Papyrus apologizing again for the bad pun, looking miserable!

So as not to waste image limit
>Top Tier
Papyrus
Asgore
Flowey
Undyne
>Mid Tier
Toriel
Mettaton
Sans
Frisk
Alphys
Burgerpants
>Low Tier
Napstablook
Asriel
Muffet
>shit tier
Chara

Goodnight, guys. I'll start doing something sometime during vacation.

If nobody forces me to sleep I'll end up staying awake until like 3am again

dworven.tumblr.com

what do you need them for?

I know that feel brate.

Do NOT mention the spider and vore in the same sentence.

Sweet dreams.

You'll be nothing more than scrap metal and a pile of bones.

I think the vore and greek are too stimulating for them. We have no choice.

In terms of characters?

TOP:
Everybody but Toriel, Alphys and Chara

MID:
Alphys and Toriel

NOT A CHARACTER:
Chara

Sounds comfy and calming!
Ok, I'll do it!
Aw, don't be like that. Spider is kinda nice to think about from that perspective.

>Top Tier
Flowey
Undyne
Burgerpants
Mettaton
Asgore
Napstablook
Papyrus
Frisk
>Mid Tier
Alphys
Sans
Asriel
>Low Tier
Toriel
Muffet
Chara
>Shit Tier
Asrielle

You're right, I committed a crime.

But at least it succeeded.

I said bring it, back me up blooky!

Spider only needs warm hugs

>dworven.tumblr.com
Oh, well. Thanks!
shit I'm stupid

>Top Tier
Frisk
>Mid Tier
Asgore
>Shit Tier
Everyone else

>you will never fight chara in an unending time loop
why live?

i got you

>Top
Toriel
Asgore
Papyrus
Undyne

>Mid
Pretty much everyone else listed

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*breathes in deeply*
ur a faget.

sands

>Top:
Asriel/Flowey
Papyrus
Asgore
Mettaton

>Mid:
Muffet
Napsta
Burgerpants
Undyne
Alphys

>Low:
Sans
Toriel

>Shit:
Not really anybody

>Not Characters:
Chara
Frisk

9999999
*ded*

Warm hugs and a warm belly!
Good night!