/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

I want ot have Zeriyah under me while I'm standing up, her mouth open and full, with my balls hanging in her face while she swallow my hot load.

i want to take Zeriyah's place.
No homo.

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added on australia

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What the hell is this

Where faggots go iirc

I though that was /v/

>Druid with C'thun
>Any spell-spammy class with Yogg'Saron
>mfw

How do you fucking defend this cronic disease?

By having 4 mana 7/7 in the same set, whoch help close games before any old god can be played.

You beat them because they are trash decks

Who's this? Classic

Tirion Vadin

>1 mana 2/1 with +2 charge
Can we start talking about the real cancer here? At least leper gnome didnt trade well

>not a 1/3 with a insane ability
step up your one drop game blizz. i wanna see some real power creep. 1 mana 1/4 with taunt and a ability when?

you fucking destroy them because they are bad decks.

especially yogg, I dont see how you can complain about something that fucks you over half the time being overpowered

Put your faith in the light faggot

>a 10 mana 15 atk minion with charge and windfurry is ballanced
k

>10 mana:clear your board, overdraw you for 7, and deal 13 damage to you is good

>my "that one time this card fucked me" sample size
Good job

>Sorcerer's Apprentice and Antonidas on the same pack
A new anti fun mage is thereby born

step up your game son

That can be arranged. A warm, welcoming throat is always welcome.

>literally one in a million

1-3 with this deck... Why? What am i doing wrong?

>Playing a priest
You did wrong from the moment you choose Priest.

playing priest in arena, or better yet, playing priest at all

you are too focused on sites to help you gain winrate and you are not using your brain. People like you will always be retarded because you rely on others to be good instead of bettering yourself

Your mana curve is fucked. Look how many one, two and tree drops you have. Now look at the assload of four drops. You're getting killed by faster decks right?

God damn this layout makes my eyes bleed

>mage has two polymorphs in his hand on turn 5

>having something that needs to be polymorphed on turn 5 and before
Get fucked shaman shitter, you and your 477

My first and only win was against a hunter. I got fucked by 2 Mages. Sheeps, Blizzard and Flamestrikes owned. Not really fast decks, but too much removal...

>2 2drops in arena
>what am I doing wrong

you're retarded, that's what you're doing wrong.

36 armor in 3 turns
sure is fun playing against le armor up tactician XD

Every time warrior players armor up they tip their fedora.

literally just duplicate your jeweled scarabs ad infinitum for infinite value

>Play minion
>spell and its gone
>play minion
>spell and its gone
>play minion
>spell and its gone
>play strong minion
>1 hit kill spell
>Play multiple minions card
>aoe spell kill everything
>enemy plays selected legendary
>no more cards or anything
>you lose

When the fuck is this shit game going to implement cards that reduce or outright deny global spell damage and or take less magic damage

Or taunts for spells

and if nothing is possible, fucking homogenize the classes

Its so extremely antifun

and it also makes the game completely come down to RNG

Who /doesentafraidofanything/ here?

>my 30 face damage by turn 5 doesn't carry me 100%
Get fucked aggro shitter

Watch ADWCTA and Merps and you'll understand the basic concepts of arena.

>everyone who doesn't know about current meta in heartstone is a retard

dude, i play this game only 1-2 times a week...i have no idea what is meta thus i need sites like heartharena

>implying i wasnt playing patron
>implying the game would have lasted until turn 13 if i was playing aggro
shieldbearer shield block
armor up tactician trueheart armor up
shiledbearer shieldblock

>current meta

This has absolutely nothing to do with meta

There have been times where 4 2-drops were plenty and arena was all value and no tempo.

I miss those times.

see
Arena is a whole different game than regular hearthstone.

then why does everyone say priest is a bad choice for arena...there clearly is some kind of meta

>current meta

you're playing arena, you fucking idiot.

i just lost to ren'thun rogue
>i just lost to ren'thun rogue

oh I see, you are actually retarded.
I'm sorry man.

Doomhammer is fine for an epic weapon. It's probably the best in the game, yeah, but it's not by itself THAT much better than either Gorehowl or Gladiator's Longbow, both of which can represent equal or greater value to it.

The problem with Doomhammer is 1) The overload allows it to come out quicker and 2) the totally broken Rockbiter synergy.

Sure there's a meta in arena you idiots.

There is, but having 2 drops is a basic part of deckbuilding, it's called building a curve.

It's been a crucial part of Arena since its inception.

>arena having a meta physically prevents me from picking more than 2 2-drops

>It's been a crucial part of Arena since its inception. it's called building a curve.
How a good curve looks also changed significantly over the years.

literally why aren't you memeing on people with majordomo mage /hsg/?
2-0 so far

because I instadusted him

>dusting the most fun card in the game
why

thats not Yogg. Also the lack of healing hurt this deck a lot.

Is this the deck where you pray your opponent's sylvanas steals majordomo, and just lose every other game?

But then you couldn't use him in that 10 mana from turn 1 brawl where you could run 29 spell 1 majordomo hunter vs the infinite priests running mindgames

If they made the Felstriker into a rogue weapon in hearthstone what works it's stats be and would effect would it have?

Could you read your post again and tell me how drunk you are?

>3/2
>deathrattle: deals damage equal to its power to opponent
Miracle is back baby

Give me ideas for my face rogue /hsg/
Current problems:
Runs out of steam
does not draw into damage very reliably

Auto correct bro.

Seems bad. By bad I mean why not just try that as a shaman or Warlock.

You'd need a miracle to win as a rogue.

Or rather, more in tune with its ingame effect

>2/3
>50% chance to deal double damage

>Runs out of steam
>does not draw into damage very reliably
You know about the concept of drawing cards, right?

Don't have coldarra drakes and i don't like crafting cards that are only going in one deck.

I swear to god, Yogg has a 90% chance to cast Doom or something.

Haven't seen him not cast it yet.

>playing slow decks
>only meet aggro shaman, warlocks and hunters
>swap to zoo
>only meet control warriors

FML

Gone from 7 shamans in a row to now 4 warriors in a row

This is exactly why I am making this deck.
First off because it's a face deck I like.
I'm not interested in face shaman or face hunter, they play very differently, and Zoo is not a face deck.
Secondly, I thought of old decks that I liked to resurrect in the current standard format and remembered backspace rogue, which I loved.
I had to cut shadowsteps because they just were not as good with the leeroy nerf.

I made this more of a challenge for myself, not as "I need an effective deck for x" since I'm currently very bored with the game and don't really have anything left to achieve.
pic related

Yes, but I have not thought of a reliable way to draw them without running extra things that are not face damage, which I am already low on.

But zoo is like 50 50 vs control at least

>Yes, but I have not thought of a reliable way to draw them without running extra things that are not face damage, which I am already low on.

Maybe get rid of mukla then. It's not face damage (in addition to being a really really bad card)

Try drawing cards using auctioneer

5th warrior in a row now

Edwin gives you some of that punch you really need

Also think about Thalnos + Sinister Strike as a finisher of sorts
All of Xaril's toxins benefit your deck, so there's that.

>Runs out of steam
Prep + sprint gets you back in the game

I legitimately think Mukla is playable in rogue
it's a 5 drop for 3 mana which isn't easy to kill.
You most likely can remove their minions on that turn or the previous with backstabs, undercity valiants and maybe si7 if you delay it by a turn.

The bananas do nothing on an empty board and usually when they get the chance you've dealt 10 damage to face

3 mana 2/2 with that ability

Even then it's OP since rogue can poison up and win the lottery with 12 damage twice in a row

>Shaman doesn't draw into Trogg+Spirit Wolves
>Win
Yeah bitch your 4 mana 7/7 and free 5/5 taunt don't mean SHIT off curve BITCH

Thank you for this post.

Hex, swd execute, sap, freezing trap. I just don't think it's worth it

>12/12 VanCleef on turn 2
>Hunter plays a secret
>Play a minion
>He instantly removes the minion

COME ON

What's the strongest deck between face shaman, zoo lock, and miracle rogue.

What is the equivalent of secret paladin in this meta?

3-1 bois
lost to a paladin who silenced majordomo which is pretty rude desu
list if anyone wants to try

they did, it was called loetheb

>The bananas do nothing on an empty board
Aggro decks are kinda popular since naxx.

If you want solid advice, look up any zoo list (because that's basically what your deck is right now) and replace your bad cards with the good cards they run. Like dire wolf could be a good fit.

And I legitimately think Mukla is unplayable in anything that isn't mill. Even that 3/1 stealth worgen is going to get better results.

the equivelant of secret paladin is the shaman

That card doesn't do shit

its only purpose is to delay 1 shot combos

And flamestrikes on your full board