/ssbg/ - Super Smash Bros. General

It's funny.

People were shitting on Rex, but looking back, he actually was the only one with enough balls to shit on Chazo

)Implying i play a broken game like melee
kyss

Fuck off rex

>it's not
Fuck off pedochito

Fuck off chazo

>he actually was the only one with enough balls to shit on Chazo

wrong.

Chronos pulled on over on chazo by shutting down his first attempt at a discord

>Chronos
Shit how could I forget our based hero

OFFICIAL NAMEFAG CANCER RATINGS:

>Stage 4 Cancer
Braxton
Hoody
Chazo

>Steve Jobs in 2011
Peridot
Moxy
Pame
Fishy
Skyshock
Rakyy

>2nd generation Chernobyl victim
Macfag
Kokonoe
Alice
Serpent
Barst
Stef
Bayo namefag

>Chemo doesn't sound too bad
Falkore
Jacob when he gets moody
Sharpy

>You should get that lump checked out tier
Dorf
Rosie
Pher
Amatosk

Inb4 "hurr durr they aren't cancerous"
Everyone on this list has done shitposted in the general within the last 2 years.

>off of the lists
thanks

>tfw not on the list

>no penta

lmaooo

kys penta

>2nd generation chernobyl victim
Why?

I remember when I used to think penta was nice

Newfag here who is Penta? I always see "fuck off penta" but I've never seen a player here named Penta.

inb4 someone calls me penta

Inherited radiation damage passed on from irradiated parents.

Pher shitposts?

>Skyshock
You mean slyshock aka chad

real talk i'm in the discord and chad "slyshock" is the most insufferable person there

annoying memer, not very chill, and shits on people

why isn't he higher up on the list? remember when he literally defended chazo when he posted CP and tried to cover it up?

did you expect anything less from chazo's private semen eater?

>implying I'm not the chemo
Stay mad loser

Whatever happened to jojo?

too laggy

>He doesn't have Jojo quotes set as his taunts

foolz.fireden.net/vg/thread/89039771
Too tired to dig it all up and some of the older archives such as moe have died on us, but yeah Pher lost his cool in a thread once

Falkore/JTW Stephen/Jacob/Horneaus are all the same guy

I know what posts you're talking about and I think you linked the wrong thread, cant find them

so after the tourney who has better players /v/ or /ssbg/?

Oh here we go, starts right here
foolz.fireden.net/vg/thread/88766806/#88788354

>2 known free players and one decent player from /ssbg/
>freebies got last place or close to it, the one decent player won the whole thing
Overall it's probably even, but if we were handpicking a crew /ssbg/ would fucking slaughter

Holy shit, I used to look up to pher as being the chillest person in ssbg, now i dunno what to think besides kill myself

This should be discussed more
Also
>that Stan smash parody
10/10

Gee willikers your tiny dick really had me sweating

Whats there to discuss, it was naerly a year and a half ago
Pher gave fake compliments, people called him out on it, now he basically has no personality in his posts because he's just some boring 34 year old office worker with nothing going on for him personality-wise besides the nice guy card

Is he a bob?

...

>look up to some random shitter on Veeky Forums
>looking up to anyone for being "chill"
I hope you do kill yourself.

Are notched controllers tournament legal?

yes

>a balanced and fair game isn't considered to belong in the competitive smash scene
>a broken and glitchy game that gets exploited to hell and back will be at EVO

Yeah, okay.

I always thought posts like these were bait but after seeing both discords its sad to know people this retarded really exist

Okay meleefag

He didn't even say anything bad?

Yeah I dont know what shitposts people are referring to unless tehy mean his bloggy-esque posts
Its just a showcase of his breaking point I guess

He didn't really seem to get that made though

Okay fag

[Hook: Chazo]
My thread’s gone cold
I'm wondering why I made a tournament at all
The morning rain clouds up my webcam
And I can't lurk at all
And even if I could it'll all be gay
I’ll complain more on my blog
It reminds me that my life’s so bad, my life’s so bad

[Verse 1: Daniel Vargas (as Hoody)]
Dear Chazo, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my steam, my twitter and my friend code at the bottom
I sent two lewds back in autumn
You must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem with my shitty internet or somethin'
Sometimes I miss edge kills too sloppy when I guard 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?
How's your router?
My wifi keeps dropping too, I'm 'bout to be despondent
If I ever get a boyfriend, guess what I'mma call him?
I'mma name him Serpent
I read about your buddy Rex too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some board who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day
But I'm the biggest fag
I even got replays of the dubs you did with Chance
I like the shit you did with Jpuff too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Dan

[Verse 2: Daniel Vargas (as Hoody)]
Dear Nick, you still ain't called or post
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't reply to fags
If you didn't want to talk to me during your twitch stream
You didn't have to
But you could've taunted and SD’d for Pame
That's my little brother, man, he's only 16 years old
He watched on an a connection that’s slow
For four hours, and you still said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he sucks more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in the discord?
You said if I'd PM’d you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way; I was never good at Smash neither
I’d played Stef in a tournament and couldn’t beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your blogs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I can’t afford else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of “NOT WITH YOU, NO” on my chest
Sometimes I open the browser and search for Smash Rule 63
It's like adrenaline, the futa’s such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real
And I respect you ‘cause you tell it
Macfag gets jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you, Nick, no one does
He don't know what it was like for autists like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest fag you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, Dan
P.S. We should play together too

[Verse 3: Daniel Vargas (as Hoody)]
Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Skype-a-Scrub
This'll be the last time I invite you to play dubs
It's been six months and still no wins – I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two messages
I wrote the usernames on 'em perfect
So this is my Vocaroo I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in For Glory right now, I'm spamming projectiles on FD
Hey, Nick, I got a kill, you dare me to taunt?
You know the video by that autistc savant
“Watch Me Play at Evo” about that guy who entered a national and wound up drownin'?
He goes by Panchito, and that experience left him frownin’?
That's kinda how this is
You could've rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, a thousand shitposts later and I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy taunt or style
I hope you know I tell everyone you’re a pedophile
I loved you, Nick, we could've sucked together – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
And you blog about it
And when you stream
I hope you choke and freak out about it
I hope your mother yells at you
And you can't complain to me
See, Chaz--shut up, bitch! I'm tryin' to host!
Hey, Chazo, that's /ssbg/ reporting all my posts
But I didn’t gloat, I just acted smug, see, I ain't like you
‘Cause if I don’t reply they’ll shitpost more
And the general will die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at image limit now
Oh shit, I’m banned, how did the mods find out?

I dont think people understand just how fucked up Sanjo is

What's wrong with him? Seemed cool

We're all fucked up here

Thats how it seems for most regulars here
I cant talk about this though

NEver mind, found what I was looking for
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/336816597/#336837516

We should have a v versus ssbg tourney that be neat

Do people really take their anger out on themselves if they don't perform well with other strangers in a Nintendo game online? I caused my tennis partner and I to forfeit a doubles tournament because I got too drunk the night before and threw up all over the grass court during warm up volleys im our first match and I felt no remorse. I blame the parents for this behavior.

Those are the best johns I've ever seen

Plan backfired harder than some chump losing a set while using the card Backfire because his opponent stole his solar flare dragon.

Anyone for some early morning smash?

NWYN

That a no?

I will if isn't real. NNID is Michcw

>if not with you no isn't real

Request sent. Hosting now.
>NWYN means 'not with you, no'

That's hurtful.

It's a meme you dip.

It's actually, "Not With You Ni**er"
We don't stand for racism though

>It's a meme

Haha, I-I get it now. All fun and games.

lol you lost to a for glory player in tournament

Yeah. I blow ass against characters I don't fight often.

That, and I'm also partially retarded as I do many stupid things during matches.

Basically, if you want free wins against me, go d3, corrin, cloud, zelda, G&W, Jiggly, Fox, Rosaluma and Ryu. Those are about the characters I always drop spaghetti against.

You just suck

I know. I could've told you that, mayn. I mean, there's a reason I'm here and not preparing for a national somewhere.

I've got a Wii U and 3DS, user. Play some matches so we can both maybe suck less in the long run.

Nice attacking
NNID? I doubt you can do better

Why tho

Whew, that was intense at the end.

Context???

I shouldn't of won that.

anyone wanna play some friendlies?

GGs Rental. Your Ike is scary.

GGs man. Your falco's pretty good, too.

Well this is Veeky Forums

So, in /ssbg/ Civil War, we have #TeamDiscord vs #Team/ssbg/ but, who's Baron zemo?

would you play tennis with shulk, rob, and kirby

You should have just let it die

no

The only respectable character is Sheik nowadays, maybe Rosa as long as you don't jab at the ledge

why not

I prefer Spiderman.

Hail /r/smash.

is Zero good or carried by his character?

I'm reluctant to say anyone that's legitimately good at the game is being carried by their character regardless of how high that character places on the tier list.