Dota 2 - /d2g/

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Post em together with your favourite hero
Mine's Drow, the tempo controller.

Poland or Japan?

youtube.com/watch?v=4a7-cAabiLk
J U S T
U
S
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STORM SPIRIT HAS ARRIVED

reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=hvSn8rLhV24

Dota will never die right guys?
Side note: Is timber really op this patch or is that just me? I haven't played this patch too much because I just bought fallout 4.

>He doesn't like the thinking man's fetish

Got a problem with that bub?

China will win major

Go away Sweden

Getting obviously and undeniably carried by a 1v9er feels worse than one feeding shitter

this is the worst pasta on d2g right now

That looks japanese.

I quit this game after 2 losses

Who ever thought that blink + maelstorm is good build for windrunner? People are finishing this build 30 minutes into the game and being useless as a mid position

What's NTR?

i enjoy playing strength carries

Skip maelstorm if your team lacks lockdown, dumb fucking noncore player shitters

>Pick Timbersaw
>Max Reactive Armor
>Reach level 7
>Rightclick enemy midlane t1
>Go AFK
>Come back and I'm standing over a demolished t1 with 5 heroes hitting me
Why is this hero allowed?
Dotards?

Enigma

forgot img

>early and vandalized OP
stop allowing this. report and remake

There's more bars if you scroll down :)

The best fetish, cuckolding.

Because the enemy team ended up not picking heroes that shit on timbersaw, like Ursa.

I quit then I come back the next day

what's the verdict doc

Fuck off with your threadwar garbage.

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poor strawman

>Ult is literally badTeleport
0/10

timber can kite ursa endlessly and chase him down and kill him. Ursa can't deal with timbers damage output, can't burst him down, can't chase him down

if timbers ONLY skill was reactive armor and he just tried to right click people for 50 damage then sure ursa would counter him

>be pa
>go on lane with es
>es starts to farm
>3.7k mmr
>hop on smurf
>calibrating
>pop up at 4.3k
>go safelane
>rubick starts to farm
Both games were lost eventually
How do i dodge russian, turkish , lithuanian , arabian and other slavshits and poopskins d2g ?

As a professional masochist I want you to destroy me ;p

is it over? what was the average mmr?

post skype

Based DuBu assassinating chink MMR.

remember

supports can't feed :^)

jorien.v.d.hejden

>Ember Spirit farming is bad
You deserve 1k MMR

over. only 7300
midone cheesie vs QO limmp starting

sent

remember if a carry kills the support, the carry was "wasting an ultimate" and the support was "making space"

What ?

>DuBu swapping KOTL into the middle of teamfights, blowing ganks with W, and feeding down mid
O U R G U Y S

Cheesie is a fiend, he was playing before I went to bed and he's still playing sheesh

Do any of you faggots wanna Abuse the Battle Pass?

>tinker is a bad hero

-dotards 2 general

C-can you buy me one? :S

How so?

You get in a lobby with 10 niggers and search with super specific settings until you run into each other and then farm challenges.

That requires MMR to be close enough for the queue to consider it.

Daily reminder that manila major is best major because most powerful race in the world

>Our Guys CoL loses to DC aka Team Reddit 5 times in a row
>Our Guy Madara has to sunsfan his way into a lan qualification
Dotards?

Why does my Blue Mage hero have to be attached to big lewd doom and his broken ultimate

shouldn't be a problem unless you're sub 4k

Post Sheever

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Well, there's always Rubick the Counter-Mime.

>not invited to manila
lul

meepo

Surprisingly normal desu

>based Greeks giving Ruskis a false hope of going to a LAN and then shattering it

You literally can't make this up

You need lots of nukes preferably pure damage and lock down. Disruptor is great to keep him in place. I agree that the hero is strong as shit but he is definetely not meme tier like old lesh or sniper.

to avoid stress, dont play/watch dota

Watching Dota is fine, though.

Well it finally happened, I saw images of Sheever and my first reaction was thinking that she looked cute.
Is there a social phenomenon where you grow used to seeing people and then begin to find them attractive later on while you didn't before?
Because that's what you Sheeverposters have managed to do to me.
Thanks a lot.

>get one game literally handed to you
>still get destroyed (by a team with a last minute standin)
>delusional dotards still try to twist this in their favor
pathetic

i dont know. there will keep being new sumails and shit i guess, people will keep playing, its free money for a while if youre good

You got mindraped like cute boys that get turned into girls once they feel a nice thick dick inside their boypussy.

to avoid being bad, git gud

>Is there a social phenomenon where you grow used to seeing people and then begin to find them attractive later on while you didn't before?
Yes, and it makes for the best masturbation tbqh

I just love it when Russians get exposed as cheating, lying fucks they truly are.

Why did you post a picture of Pertti "Spede" Pasanen? Are you a fan of his films?

Yeah its called being a heterosexual man in the year of our lord 2016
Thats the main attribute of women, looking attractive
no matter how ugly, how fat, how deformative she is, there will be multiple men who want to fuck her
conversely, minute 0 a man would go "eugh disgusting"
in 2 weeks your opinion is "ehhhhhh i'd hit it...maybe"

I'd fuck that qt

If virtually reality porn becomes real by 2018, how long would it take for someone to start creating functioning texture swaps to animate people based on scanned photos, so you could create a virtual sheever porn? then go to the next level and have an inflatable/stuffed sex doll thats fully green or has tracking dots / signals to map sheever onto the sex doll in realtime when seen through the goggles

what went wrong?

>Slardar tries to blink to creeps and gets stuck in trees
>SB tries to charge to bot to escape when there's only the ranged creep left against a full wave
>Ember gets muted by the whole team
JUST LIKE MY 2k PUBS

Nothing.

He shouldn't have grown his hair out makes him look like a faggot

whos this qt

Phoenix and Jakiro

>when the enemy team counter picks by pickign rubick
>and you doom rubick every chance you get

my sides always leaves orbit

Reminder that you can LITERALLY get to 6k by just not making mechanical mistakes.

See: Broxybot

>vit booster price from 1100 to 1200
>reaver+vanguard now = heart of tarrasque (total price from 5500 5250)
>carries over vanguard's damage block passive
>passive heart regen CD from 5/7 to 6.5/8.5

Y/N

hello animebetacucks

see chair

too big a buff for vanguard
it already has a use for late game

hi :3

>TWO (2) VANGUARD ANTIMAGE
>COMING SOON TO YOUR 3K PUBS
absolute madman