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>Patch Notes:
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>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
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>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
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I love you.

why did you break up with creepyscale

ugly in game, inside and out

hi im myniel nelhah and this is jackass

Whole lot of not-justice going on I see.

Make him suffer Beepy, destroy him like he destroyed you

stop drama

Post your favorite FFXIV theme

youtube.com/watch?v=Td8Xz9mnYyw

Who do you want to lewd?

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Best boss theme.

>Moni
>not a weirdo

hahaha

catbois
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yeah, kill yourself beepy

I'm beautiful in game, message me I'm friendly

I was already on gilga before, it was pretty fucking boring and everyone and their dog thought they were world-class superstar and if some retard fucked up a PF you waited 2 hours for, they'd disband the whole thing straight up.

Boring server desu

Are you happy with the choices you make user?

Jenova, if you want a decent server and don't mind couples everywhere. Malboro if you don't care about end game content and want to RP.

most of them

These are the worst recommendations I've ever heard. Stop telling people to go to a dead server like Malboro

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xth for suncats sometimes

where are the sluts/eb's/waifus on which i can spend my infinite money


i have nothing else to do with it let me spoil you in exchange for arm candy thanks

what server

yes, i killed them all

Just because you don't like it if your screen isn't literally blotted out with usernames doesn't make it a dead server. Malboro has plenty of players, it's just a bit slower. And some people like that.

Yes, knowing I'll never be a ERPing NEET neckbeard ham planet that gets into drama over another ERPing NEET

Fellow suncat here, streaming until I pass out. Any tips on getting some rest?

barbed catboy dicks

Serious question, do you consider yourself gay when fucking Iri and seeing his dick bounce?

>Just because you don't like it if your screen isn't literally blotted out with usernames doesn't make it a dead server.

I'm starting to think you haven't played this game much at all.

whore, you're way more fucked than creepyscales

there it is

POST HIS LOGS
WE WANT LOGS
WE WANT LOGS

im pretty sure he hasnt, pay attention

The land of enchantment of course

Balmung

>tfw want to be godspeeds waifu but I'm ugly

Daily reminder that Sugi literally drove someone to suicide knowingly. And they say bench people are bad

Well, well! This meme has gotten so boringly stale that it's finally found a good use of making me sleepier. Congratulations. No, really. It's actually so fucking overused that it's increasing my fatigue.

Did creepyscales really delete or just server transfer?

anyone have a lodestone?

What classes should i make my retarner? I made one warrior and another miner.

can't you just spend money on me without being your arm candy?

I just prefer things a lot less hectic and busy. I play for the game first, socialising second.
You're not entirely wrong. I haven't cleared the coils yet.

>I just prefer things a lot less hectic and busy. I play for the game first, socialising second.
You're full of bullshit, you're just pushing dead servers to be a hipster. You're like Shyvana shilling Odin

So sufi is bad because he doesnt want anything to do creepy?
Damn

G-d doesn't like me

i'm too fucking u g l y ~

Give it a shot.

I suppose I could but there's no fun in that

sell that pussy to me, i'd rather buy it baby

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come to gilgamesh ill carry you through the coils

couldn't you just get a prostitute for that?

I have a confession to make.

I really really really love catgirls.

I want to marry a cat, hug them, pet them, stroke their tails, admire their cute little tummies, do everything~ to them.

Is this normal?

Post cats

Can you fuck off? Let him play on whatever server he wants. I know it's hard for you to believe but no everyone is enticed by text fucking 400 pound men and acting like middle schoolers.

You can eureka while sitting? Whoa

Catgirls are the reason I started playing this game. I couldn't resist the opportunity to make a cute catgirl to watch grow and succeed, as if she were my own daughteru.

knots are better

but user, he doesn't want people's name tags to get in the way of his experience!

ppppfpfppt

There is a difference between playing how he wants, and trying to mislead people to go to shit servers for no real reason. Like literally his only reason for those two servers is that they aren't Balmung and Gilgamesh. At least you can make an argument to go to Balmung and Gilgamesh (RP/raiding). It's Shyvana style shilling.

what the fuck do you think i am? i don't need to pay for sex like *that*, you're not understanding me properly.

I just fuck with gold diggers. Lets me stroke my ego, ya know?

In the words of a wise man: it ain't trickin if you got it.

I'm already bored of 3.3, holy shit!

yeah but xiv doesnt have a canine race so barbs is all we got

Does anybody here know if the Hyperion FC is still alive at all? Been thinking about re-subbing but don't want to come back to a dead FC.

esto es operación de bandera falsa

it was probably boring cause all you did was stay by abe's side the entire time like a deranged faggot

not to mention you were only on it for like a week until abe's static imploded

unless you were on it before then in which case carry on :)

He gave reasons for both though. How shitty is your life that you sperg out because soneone enjoys sonething you don't?

Yep!

>he doesn't RP as a direwolf

hey, beepy, are you dead yet

>meme
Explain?

Abe barely logged in while we were on there, calm down

It was just boring

idk don't take it from me, the long-time gilgamesh resident godspeed himself said something along these lines too, no need to get all heated

I'm dead serious. Don't want to join them? That's entirely up to you. I'm not gonna strongarm you into it. I just figure they deserve a chance as well, given I've actually had some exposure to them and seen that there are some good people on them. The person I initially replied to didn't tack on any specifications for which server to choose. I don't actually have any firsthand experience with Balmung or Gilgamesh, aside from the shitposters I see here. Why would I recommend them over the servers I know?
I'll take it into consideration.

>Jenova, if you want a decent server and don't mind couples everywhere. Malboro if you don't care about end game content and want to RP.
"reasons". Nothing about established communities, he has barely been playing himself, so if he's on either server it's not like he can offer people who go to those servers on his recommendation much.

>How shitty is your life that you sperg out because soneone enjoys sonething you don't?
You're legitimately retarded and misrepresenting what I'm saying. I don't give a shit what he likes, but telling people to go to random servers and giving no concrete identity or reasons why is BLATANT contrarianism.

June 24th. Mark your calendars.

could work I guess

why wait?

Don't teach them to shake, it always ends in tears.

what happened to the #1 ebin group?
why is proci hiding his parses?

is the meme team dead?

the tynne

It will be the perfect gift.

>Just because you don't like it if your screen isn't literally blotted out with usernames doesn't make it a dead server.

You seemed to have been implying that's what Gilgamesh and Balmung are like. There is no server that is like that, yet you didn't seem to have a problem claiming that they were. You're making a very clear implication that populated servers are so overcrowded you can't even see what you're doing.

NO ONE IS GOING TO JOIN YOUR DEAD SERVER

yes

brahms left because he realized the rest of the static were garbage, they started wiping to a6s again, then the static broke up after proci started shouting at everyone over discord like a rabid animal

Take him with you. And moni too as he's a vapid cunt

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It's just some low quality, overused phrase that's used by some Balmung posters whenever I post. They've used it so much that you'd actually find later Family Guy bits to be a riot in comparison.

It's just something stupid that isn't worth much entertainment. Feel free to pay it no mind.

im on gilgamesh and sometimes i have trouble clicking on the summoning bell in limsa because it's so crowded

>but I'm ugly
yes you are meria

who is this mysterious moonie

You're so mad a guy on Veeky Forums doesn't play on the same meme server you do. So he had a sense of identity, big deal. Maybe if you actually had sonething to do on your server you wouldn't be here crying over stupid shit.

>not hiding names
one extra button press. one.

>implying a moonie would be that slutty

You know you can hit the 0 key on your numpad and it'll select the bell for you, right? I didn't know that the numpad 0 key actually did stuff until a few months back.
Apparently XIV's devs are so incompetent that somehow, hitting numpad 0 actually acts as if you've hit the circle button on a PS4 controller.

Post cats who dont come here anymore

yeah i can agree with what u saying

to elaborate here's a wall of text


maybe it's because the pace i play the game but balmung has *literally* reignited my desire to even continue playing this garbage ass mmo when i could just go prep for hardcore legion prog or something because wow pve still fucking decimates this games shit content even if wow is a shadow of what it used to be

the social aspect on balmung is 1000000x better, the people i've surrounded myself with are significantly more fun, everything is just more interesting here. the PF in regards to doing random stupid content is a bit less active but i'm very insular anyways

the vg ls on gilgamesh died a little after heavensward release imo, people started becoming more and more cliquey/circlejerky and nobody did pretty much anything there. it just wasn't a very enjoyable place to be, i struggled to find any reason to do... anything there.

before anyone calls me on it i realize that i'm basically in a circlejerk ls or whatever but at least people play games and have fun together in it

that said if you want to be a super sicknasty hardcore raider then gilg is absolutely leagues leagues LEAGUES better than the trash on balmung. but if you're anything less than that i'd say balmung is a much better choice. i don't even ERP or RP and i still love it here


i don't know her i don't think she'd want to be my waifu

this is exactly what happened

hail godking brahms

You're projecting. I haven't even recommended my own server or said anything about it. Just STAY AWAY FROM RANDOM BULLSHIT RECOMMENDATIONS

yeah, but sometimes im too lazy to take my hand off my mouse

this is my exact experience after transfering to balmung

it's just more fun to chill with random people on this server for some reason idk

You can also just press and hold the x key and it hides all player names and makes them non-selectable so you can just see and click whatever they're all obscuring.

I'm projecting? You're the one yelling about him having a bias against balmug/gilgamesh with nothing to back it up now you pull a 180 and try to be the victim.

Godspeed is hardly someone to listen to. No one likes the dude because he's arrogant and talks about stupid shit all the time. He's your typical "I could clear if I wanted to, I just don't want to, and all these groups suck and aren't as good as me".

Someone post that parse with him doing 200 dps in a6s

i'm not heated i just like calling you out whenever i can

think of it as a not-so-friendly rivalry

I've backed up my claim like twice. Those servers have no identity, they aren't something you recommend to randoms. He's only recommending them because those are the servers he's bothered to be on.

"Jenova has a lot of couples" what the fuck does that even mean.

ALSO IT'S JUST CAPS LOCK
STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY

>200 dps in a6s
His dead father really dodged a bullet.