/twg/ - Total War General

>what are grudges

sounds like paradise

Reposting.

So my dorf campaign just bugged out and now I can't save or end my turn, anyone here encountered the same issue?

I just wiped out the last Chaos stack and the advisor tells me about Chaos coming back again and it brings me to the diplomacy screen with the Empire selected but no dice.

Finally decided to install the agents mod for TWWH after my chaos Lord got killed instantly despite being almost level 19

i guess they have a bone to pick with you. dont take their armies for granite or you might be dead.

I just let them massacre two zombie armies so that I can raise high end units from the battlefield.

Dwarves are cunts, but vampires are bigger cunts.

As vamps never fucking touch the dwarfs until you've conquered the humans

They're hell to fight and they never give up

THIS ACTION DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT

>once in a blue moon a big titty sultry vampire comes to suck on your neck for a bit
Do you cuddle afterwards?

>being so bad you need to cheat

I didn't.

Dunno if it's just lahmians but vamps feeding on you feels so good that you never want to do anything else

Either this or go all out and raze them completely. You don't want ongoing hostility with those fucks.

>badlands kotyl

>dont take their armies for granite
>for granite

is this a meme? is he memeing?

The best thing about dwarfs is having less dwarfs to fight

>land is literally dead
>farming
>get torn to shreds by horrifying creatures regardless if its day or night

>buy total war warhammer on first day
>try to buy food
>card doesn't work
>go to bank to withdraw cash
>"insufficient funds"
>i spent my last dime on warhammers
>my money doesn't come in until thursday

Enemy agents are complete bullshit you have no power over. There would be 5 in one province that can insta kill your Lords but you try the same and you fail every time

How the fuck

Embrace the vampire count way, suck some blood from your neighbours

>Raise armies based on how many died
>Never occured to me to just throw a couple of zombie stacks at something for mad gains
I now see the way.

i am not a wealthy man

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>play as vampires
>none of the units has any interesting dialog
It's pretty shit compared to the dwarves. Even the dwarven settlements are High Energy, I just feel like an asshat riding on a chair into battle

I know its only short and I know it's on Normal but I'm still pretty chuffed. I didn't really do much fighting so my next playthrough will definately be more fightan.

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Do we have any word on when the freeLC is coming?

I wanna play as the spoops next but I don't wanna play without whatever elite new units they're gonna add.

THEY'RE ONTO US

youtube.com/watch?v=kVE-mncKFsA

>Ionut Andrei

That's a Romanian/gypsy

historically it comes out alongside actual dlc

so either soon with the blood or in months

Don't feel too bad. It took Ghandi months of fasting to become a hungry skellington so you should be fine until Thursday. Besides fasting is good for you :^)

on the one hand, it makes me feel like i should get a job

on the other hand, i bought already bought the game

you can live for days without food, just drink water and play warhammer, friendo. I believe in you

What are your grudges /twg/ ?
>combat is over way too fast
>ability bloat
>health
>it can be impossible to withdraw some units because one fucker is stuck in Africa

Rollan

All names east of Paris sound the same to me.

It'll most likely be blood dragon cavalry, since they're using the blood dragon snakey symbol. This further implies the next VC hero will be the best hero ever ever ever everrv ervev everv erverv erve rverv aerverv

> Tomb Kings still not announced

thats odd, I had a witch hunter with tons of confirmed kills

>farming in based Sylvania
>difficult, but you get to keep your ENTIRE yield so it's alright

>farming in the Empire
>easy as fuck but the chucklefuck tax collector will take half of your shit

>go on forest adventures in Sylvania
>exciting and exotic vampiric beasts seen nowhere else in the old world

>go on forest adventures in The Empire
>get captured and raped to death by goats

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>no unit formation
>no spear wall
>no shield wall
>lack of abilities on units
>too much abilities on LL and heroes

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Almost as me
>payment will arrive on the 10th of June
>have 65 dollars left
>total war warhammer is 50usd here
>still buy

ROLLIN

Balance stuff like magic being good
Want to play as a small faction like border princes
lords need to be even more powerful

sorry about the shitty camera work, but what the fuck.

And this is exactly why I'd want to wait. Oh well, guess I'll just roll for my next one after Grimgor finishes bullying everybody on the map.
>tfw I cucked estalia and left one bretonnian faction so they could build up while I was Waaghing in the empire

>Not buying from one of the hundreds of CDKey sites to save le moni

Spooky as fuck

>no battlefield settlements
>settlements
>no settlement arena to play on
>upgrade settlement walls
>no walls
>no settlement
But health is amazing, user.

>believing Vampire propaganda about life in Empire
lmao

ARE YOU A GOD?
FOOL!

Are directed at the player too

I'm new to Total War and just started with the warhammer one. Just a couple of stupid newbie questions since I've only played a couple hours.

Some units require multiple buildings to make. Do all of those buildings need to be in the same city or will it work if it's all in the same province? Like one unit requires a barracks and armory. Is it cool if the barracks is in one town and armory in another as long as its the same province?

Also do your troops heal or replenish I guess every turn unless a stance specifies otherwise? Or is it like civ and troops only heal up if you don't move them that turn? Do they heal up slower if outside a friendly province? I know about merging but if I just have a few units that are only missing a couple troops I was just wondering how to heal them up.

Lastly, ambush. If I go into the ambush stance while another army is already visible will it always fail and be spotted?

user STOP IT THATS FAR TOO SPOOPY FOR A BLUE BOARD

it sucks having no money

fucking bills
fucking taxes

You can fuck high elves and drink with dorf bros in Empire.

Province

You want to build all the shit that requires more than a tier 3 main building in your capital

Ambush is down to the % chance on the map

>high elves
>paying attention to HUMAN shitfarmers

>dorfs
>bros

>You can fuck high elves
>in the empire
i don't think so timmy tim tim

>Give me ONE reason Sylvania isn't the objectively best place for humans
ok
>permanent darkness
>blood tax
>literally can't go outside of your village/town just like in Bretonnia, not because of a law, but because there are undead beasts/ghouls/spooky ghosts everywhere
>infertile land
>you will be a slave even after death

Who the fuck designed chaos
>have to attack a tribe twice to subjugate it
>other factions immediately raze it without issue if you do

rolling

Karl is so tsun tsun

>Spend 10 minutes carefully surrounding my ranged units with spearman covering the flanks
>Move my army forward into position
>Forgot to lock the formation

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>Karl zogging Franz, what a loser, I will kill you all dead

>setup vanguard first
>accidentally reselect them when doing infantry
>they deploy behind my army
oops

>permanent darkness
No need to worry about getting sunburn.
>blood tax
According to the fluff, getting your neck sucked by a sultry big titty vampire feels fucking amazing.
>literally can't go outside of your village/town just like in Bretonnia, not because of a law, but because there are undead beasts/ghouls/spooky ghosts everywhere
Endless adventure literally on your doorstep.
>infertile land
No taxes so no need to farm as hard.
>you will be a slave even after death
You'll also be dead.

High elf Tyrion fucks with human twins and half elves are thing.

>ARE YOU A GOD?

What do they mean with this?

>1 TW:W Level 1 AI agent
Why are they so rigged?

Because you only remember the times they succeeded.

>twenty good tw:w agents are unstopable, not even shirtless ramsey dual-wielding daggers, with 20 good men and with his best hounds could stop such a menace

not just pressing alt

Who's ready for battle of the powerchairs with greasus vs thorgrim

Is it quicker to level up agents in my army or by embedding them/doing actions

>Be me with all the other factions p much in a military alliance
>accidently declare war and everyone else declares on him too
>woops.png
>So I sign peace treaty
>everyone else STILL warred
>Hold on, I still have VERY good relationship with the person I accidently declared on because a turn didnt pass yet
>Become vassal is green as fuck

Well shit, do I just declare war on all the single factions and vassal them one by one

they mean to ask you are you a god

I know for a fact that my level 1 guys have never done shit

The quickest way is to do actions against enemy factions.

Actions by far

I thought killing the vampire lord leading an army made all of them start to crumble? I killed him and they're still going strong.

I don't know much about Warhammer it Total War, but will the skaven ever be a playable race? I like the idea of a million paper soldiers and scuzzy rat people with catapults that hurl disease

>Barman accidentally shortchanges dwarf by 1/64th of a penny
>Dwarfs kill barman, burn down bar, and also burn down altdorf just because

>not just pressing alt

what did he mean by this?

>High elf Tyrion
i'm not bi enough for that
>and half elves are thing.

is TWW easy to get into and learn as someone who has never played RTS games before? It looks cool but unit management and tech trees look intimidating

I want a game I can sink alot of time into and this seems like one

It takes a while before the binding breaks.

There's no thing like ratmen you retard, I bet you believe lizard people are real too lmao

any way to get rid of some faggot I got by confederating a faction? just want to kick him out of my roster, army and this world but can't figure how other than send him to a suicide mission