Hearthstone general /hsg/

whats up with this "priest is good against mage and nothing else" meme. i went 8/3 with priest in arena and only lost to mages. and this is not the first time this happened

>in b4 "haha he picked priest in arena"
i had 2 dailies 50+60 gold for priest wins

But user, two copies means it's twice as consistent!

Dumbass. Priest is garbage.

Mage.

your class carried you m8

>4
>7
>7

no u

are you trying to sleep user?

>Try enjoy fun decks in casual
>Aggro net decks everywhere
This game is doomed to fail

>I'm rank 15 and still lose to Zoo

Literally just use a boardclear LMAO

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6
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>+2 Trogg attack

halp pls

>fun decks
The only way to have fun is to win, friend.

>oooh, nice 2/2 minion you have there. a real threat buddy
>wait why did it suddenly turn 4/8 and is wrecking my shit up on turn 4?

underrated class desu famalam

Yes.
Leeyor is less tanky but also less situational.
Unlike with Doomguard you can summon and buff him with 2 POs and deal a whooping 16 burst damage.

Losing to reno? Just kill them before turn 6

Losing to freeze mage? Play warrior

LOL thanks my friend what would i do without you

ill go play the direct counter to zoo which in turn loses to every other deck making it perfect for laddering! :)

It's nice and all but you're wasting several cards that all can be removed with 1 removal.

>Shaman summons a 7 7 turn 4
>if removed he lost only 1 card
>Priest buffs up a minions to 4/8 turn 4
>wasted 3 cards if removed.

>not teching in 1 boardclear

this is why you can't climb

>implying i don't

i've clear zoo boards many times only for them to fill back up with unclear able shit like councilman + tentacles + giant next turn

fallen hero

Is mage the worst designed class by far?
>freeze is useless if it doesn't draw well and unbeatable if it does
>tempo is useless if it doesn't mulligan well and unbeatable if it does
literal coin flipping

Hunter is easily

It's stuck going face and nothing else because of it's hero power and lack of draw.

Priest also they're scared to give it control tools like warrior has because it could become too good lmao. Instead of giving them good cards themselves they give them cards to steal from your opponent making them the most hated class

t. rank 14 zoo pro

>Some spastic spamming emotes all fucking game
>Kick his ass

Man people really don't fucking like Zoo huh

>not automatically squelching after "Hello"

Why is there no autosquelch?

There is. It's called a bot.

What's wrong anons? Can't take a banter? :^)

There's more important features that need adding before we add a button that saves 2s of your life at the start of every match because you get tiled easily.

God imagine if this were a real tcg none of you faggots could handle poker faces.

>playing zoo last day of season
How hard are you trying right now

Other than brawl deck slots, which you wont see for 3 years, what else could they possibly be fixing right now

>poker faces.
Well at least irl I could shuffle my fucking cards

>mfw I just played 4 (FOUR) Reno's
Reno N'zoth Rogue is the funnest shit I've played in months

I play nothing but Zoo all the time regardless of day or rank

Forgot face

You're at 10 health against a shaman

They have 2 cards and 6 mana

What are those 2 cards?

I want to play that shit but don't have Xaril. I don't think it's worth playing without him, is it? Any good replacement?

Lava Shock

Don't care, my ice block is up and I have reno in hand

Rockbiter. Doomhammer.
Lava x 2
Spell totem, lava and light boltbolt

Viable without him too, you get him half of the time from Journey Below anyways

>"Amazing"
>"We're gonna be rich!"
>"You win this one, friend"
Best feel.

Try some other tech card like Thalnos or smth

You want that shadowstep toxin for Reno/N'Zoth mostly, so in theory you can just play 2-mana panda. But you can't prep panda.
Plus the other toxins are also good.

>deck stacking

can't handle losing, nerd?

>tech
>thalnos

>There are people out there playing face hunter

Why the fuck do people play this shit?

you're not gonna cast sunfury protector on turn 2, so it's not a 2 drop. you need 2-drops in arena

...

>start playing from nothing two weeks ago
>made it to rank 15 before reset

I have fun in Hearthstone!

I DON'T

Bumparino

you are literally retarded

fallen hero is still a much, much better 2 drop, though. can actually win games if it is not removed immedately

Ey yo mothafuckas:
1. Why are 'Muricans so fucking bad?
2. Why are all gaylords playing shemen nowadays?
3. How does your gay friends anus tastes like?
Fuck yo all

>Grim Patron
>Ice Block
>Mysterious Challenger
>Raging Worgen

>Lost to a mage with huge toad because of how bullshit ice block is
Fuck that card

>Worgen
>LUL

>rank 20
>tier 1 netdecks
>rank 15
>tier 1 netdecks
>rank 5
>tier 1 netdecks
>legend rank
>tier 1 netdecks
>casual mode
>tier 1 netdecks

where can i play something other than the allowed decklists here

>Have been casually f2ping for like 8 months now
>suddenly this month my plays improve making me play ranked more serious and I get to rank 5
>just turned a 8-2 arena run around to my first 12 win

I think I just passed an invisible wall

A different game.

This one has no future

>tfw ranked anxiety despite there being no downside to losing
Hell, I'm on my fifth or sixth consecutive win anyways.

>not enjoying the satisfaction of pumping 30 damage for no reason with a stupid 3 drop

Does control warrior shit on miracle?

Don't ignore me you gay mothafuckas

>played as mage against mage
>have pyroblast in hand
>2 secrets up
>if either of them is ice block or counterspell, I lose turn and possibly game
>attack his ice block away
>cast polymorph on some legend next turn
>no counter
>burned for 15 next turn with opponent at 1
Feels literally the worst

No. Opposite. You arent counter controlling any minions. You just armor up and take 40+ damage to the face.

>tfw have ice block and have reno in hand, but my spellslinger gave my opponent a curse of rafaam

Miracle's burst isn't that high though, so if you have more than 30 life and kill shit when they play it (conceal notwithstanding) don't they just run themselves out of resources trying to make a dent in your hp?

Seriously how is it humanly possible to beat warrior. If you play anything it gets executed or shield slammer. If you play a lot of stuff it gets brawled. If you don't play obviously you lose.

I should say, it's not high enough to do more than 30 off an empty board.

Predictions?

Thats what makes it so balanced though

hearthstone is so fundamentally flawed that the most reliable way to win is to run warrior, play 30 defensive cards and let fatigue kill the opponent.

Hope they draw poorly
C'Thun, sometimes

6-3
no midgame makes this a shit deck

Corrupted Healbot will lose you the game / 10

I never got any midgame offered to me, unfortunately.

>playing wild
>3/3 past games have been against druids

I'm just gonna uninstall.

>I must protect the wild

Is this the worst designed card in the Classic set?

Considering they are going to be hitting you with +5 spell damage, even 4 of them are doing a bonus 20 damage, so they will hit you with a minimum of 36 damage from 2 eviscerates and the shadow strikes.

Wtf are druids playing? tokens?

sylvanas

Not ice block or alex so no

My version only runs a max of +3 spell damage and I don't think I've ever used shadow strike for face damage...

>zooshit gatekeepered by kibler memes

get fucking rekt

Meant this card.

that card is not played in miracle

>duel a friend
>turn 5 holy wraths my face
>magma giant
If that had been a real game, I probably would have jumped off a bridge.