Dota 2 general /d2g/

>lion first picked every game
nice hero doturds

>tfw new hopes and dreams moving forward

WWW?

I was saving private retard and every fight I graved huskar or some moron getting necro ulted

So if I opened a dota theme restaurant would all you faggots come and eat there?

>wait staff dressed like your favorite dota girls
>admiral kunkka's fish and crits
>big screen playing pro dota games
>lan rooms in the back, weekend tournament up on the big screen
>to go containers are cardboard couriers

>having money to go out and eat

Wagecucks baka

>those item builds
Can you please git gud before you blogpost?

oh well i guess its time to watch eu hub compilation videos again

>Razor
>Viper

I'm in the middle of deciding which team deserves to lose more

if razor lanes against viper

do both teams lose?

im bored,

1) how to escape 4100-4400 trench?
2) my longest losing spree was 12 (with 1 win in between because enemy leaver)
3) my other acc has 4950
4) most played positions: off/roam/support
5) i would be happy with 4750 on ym main
6) im a cosmetic freak and cant w8 for the im2chest
7) the thing i hate the most is when someone picks support and i roam and i say i help with suport and end up buying courier, flying and 4 wards b4 the "actual" support buys anything suport related.
8) the time i spent playing makes a relationship impossible, thats why i regularly hire asian hookers to satisfy my sexual needs as a man. Asians because they are the cheapest.

BEHIND THE OVERLAY

Do you pick Tide/Magnus/Sk/Silencer teamfight shit?

>expecting the other support to help

That's where you fucked up

>EVERY DAY

EVERY
FUCKING
DAY

>BeyondTheSummit
Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

>tfw you ascend beyond stupid fundies

Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.

They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.

They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.

By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.

Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.

Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.

They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.

People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.

Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.

WAIT, I WANT THE WINTER MAP, HOW?

>why'd you get crit level 1 on jugg?
>"it's better for last hitting"

out of those u mentioned i did a lot of sk off back then, tide from time to time and silencer only a few times as support. I suck at magnus.

Thanks Kotlguy. Wonder if we'll watch the whole game under your fucking draft overlay.

>tfw you settle your quarry

dotards?

6 MINUTES UNTIL THIS GOT REMOVED

WHY WERE THESE GUYS HIRED AGAIN?

SIX
FUCKING
MINS

...

good looking straight white males with connections

>'professional' twitch streamers leaving the picking phase overlay on their channel making pinoys scream in the chat
what a time to be alive

>razor & viper are bad
Keep picking puck and other LE EBIN PLAYMAKERS, someone gotta collect that -25.

>don't worry you didn't miss much
>in this 1.5 kills per minute game of aggressive Russian Dota

>to crit on omnislash

does anyone here know if 1v1 queue counts for dotabuff wins? or quests?

you are literally that guy

>game goes past 30 minutes
>deal 0 damage

...

>to push tower

>i buy mek then dont farm
BRAVO

>professional doto player
>buys HotD
>dominates ranged creep and sends him at ancient
>forgets to stack ancients
WEW
why is the pro scene in such a sad state?

who's that guy and why am I him

?
viper deals some breddy gud damage lategame

>bulldog says you spam the op heroes in the meta in ranked to get high mmr

it's not fair m8 i just wanted to play heroes i enjoy

youre not supposed to let the game go on that long with viper, if you do you have to choke the life out of your opponents very slowly while they cant farm

Nothing wrong with that either

they're high on krokodil

Well OP heroes are just easier MMR. If you can play a hero well you will climb anyway, I'm sure

Pro scene's state mirrors the game's state, lmao

why are you making such a sweeping generalization

>who is Attacker

Nice Backstab

>VP

>he doesnt abuse
WHY?

>tfw uncontested safelane farm

Okay lads. I have it. I have THE Rubick buff.

Rubick can lift allies.

pls help i need quests

>rubick cliffs and griefs everyone until people start automatically turning off help from rubick

epic buff

>when rubick dies, a negative version of null field is applied to the hero who got the killing blow, like venge's aura

>联队你有一个采石场解决

>BKB'd enemy hitting your ally
>move them onto a cliff
GENIUS

people do the same shit with relocate and kotl with blink dagger. alternatively, it could be used to pull an ally closer to safety when he's stunned.

join quaswexreport for abuse lobbies

>mfw I put my cuck mid on cliff at 0:00 rune spawn.

>Dragon Lance now reduces Uphill Miss to 15%, including to buildings.

hows it work famalam

i was gonna tell you but then you typed "famalam" you fucking piece of shit

>game of throws: autistic slav retard edition

What do you mean by abuse?

CIS doto, always fun to watch.

sorry dude you want me to suck your dick to make up for it?

Like Depp abused Amber Heard

WHAT

WENT

WRONG

>its jugg uses omni on sven with 60+ armor episode

how2mod

RUBICK CAN SPELLSTEAL ALLIES

Y/N

He fell for the omni carry meme

LMAO 4 RAVAGES
LMAO 4 BLOODSEEKER BOOSTED AGHS ZEUS ULTS

>bloodstone
???

>steal tether
>crash games if you are losing
Literally FREE MMR.

What if Spell Steal now actually STEALS the spell, so the enemy you steal it from can no longer use it.

Soul Ring is mandatory and cucks think you always have to upgrade and keep your unfitting lategame items instead of getting a Skadi.

LMAO 4 WOLF

4 WOLF

would be silly, imagine a global ult lineup with rubick taking all their spells with aghs in sequence and shitting out tons of damage

join quaswexreport chat channel if you want to abuse quests in your compendium.

We rig matches to get wins, and in the matches you can do your quest easily.

Che k this shit out

RUBICK CAN STEAL ITEMS

GENIUS LEMME GELL YA

nice throws vega

fucking shitters.

BLOG TIME
>Be in the shitter tier MMR
>Play a game
>Get a /d2g/ guy by the name of "Positive Mental Attitude" (Seen him in here posting his dotabuff, telling me I should talk to my teammates better)
>Starts off keeping up his character
>Trying to keep in nice
>SF we have is literally sub 20 IQ
>Keeps trying to be sincere
>"Okay I literally can't deal with you, buckle the fuck up"
>Starts talking to the SF like shit
>Am now vindicated for calling my teammates retarded
Nyo ho ho ho

Why do teams draft heroes with no late game when dota games never end before 40 minutes anymore?

>throowing oot my moose

sven and slark dumpster when?

Can we have a game without Lion