/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

wtf is plateau on cache?

okay seriously where's the sound

im guessing the staff havent realised that the stream is fucked.

what was your ping?

our guys are showing g2 who's boss

i wish i could tell!

This is like one of those shitty art installation my mom brings me to

>can't aim
>blames the game

Nice servers you have there valve I extremely enjoy my 400 ping

This webm won't load for me.

wtf is wrong with the servers today? i'm teleporting around

i think this happens due to packet loss, only when you don't receive the packet when the CT rotates his view and it doesn't update for you

shit like this doesnt happen on LAN i don't think

why do tryhards always go for le ebin headshot when shooting someone who's defusing and with their back turned and then stare like retards when they miss? you know this shit happens all the time, stop showing off and just kill them

MUH 1 DABS

>CoNnOrRr93
i remember using nicknames like this when i just started using the internet

ewww he's so out of shape

TANK

>caring about your looks
hello reddo

oh fuck off fagyks

fucking cunt is gonna lose me my handicap bet

Guys, I just came out to my parents that I'm gay, can we get some cute boii posting to celebrate :3?

>celebrating being a worthless degenerate homo
no thanks lmao

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>net_graph 0
xDDD

thank you shox

G2 CHEAT

SHOX CHEAT

God Shox

that tfw when u fart and it smells

haha whered you come up with this one?!?!

>its another smithzz is a bottomfragging useless fuck episode

SEAN DO YOU HAVE IT? DID RICK TAKE IT AWAY? SEAAAANNNNN

my arse

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goddammit g2

why the fuck couldnt you shitters close it out at 15-7

Thats dust, epik memer

lets go relyks

>getting mad at teams for your shit bets
lmaoing @ (at) you (You) rn famalam

our guys are putting up a good fight

DLETE THIS

>tfw played vs the NZXT team in CEVO
>raped them so hard they kicked me for "cheating"

Fucking

L M A O

yeah too bad i made in a single day what you'll dream of making in a month

>doesn't bet on czech women's volleyball for easy $

sad desu.

Why are americucks so bad at CS?

should i get a kebab or a cheeky pizza tonight lads

kebab

this music is top fucking percentage

I'm glad for you user!

will you suck my cock? do you swallow

cheeky pizza

fresh qt boi

>moe
>analysts

lmao hahahahahahahahawhahahash

>started at silver 1
>ranking up every ~8 hours
>just ranked up to silver 4
wew

>saving kevlar

you must have some actual literal mental deficiencies to be at that rank, do you ever notice how stupid everyone is that you play with? well you are also a retard so i would advise necking yourself

>semmler announces save
>all the underage NA kids in the crowd start cheering "USA USA USA"
>selfless : "ok they must be saving let's go chase"
NA teams can't even play on LAN without ghosting, pathetic tb h

Shoxie you moron

Why are you saving small armor, to then buy full kevlar for a 1000 (because you got it damaged) instead using this opportunity to get 1000 towards an AWP instead.
The pistol round save was absolutely worthless then.

>fags
>in my /csgog/
off yourself

I will never understand how people can be silvers.

what team do you play for?

>got first rank as sem
>took 50 wins & 100hours of solo queueing to finally reach Nova 1

holy fuck that was jw style clutch

O U R G U Y S
U
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U
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is this bait

>losing against 3 smgs with a full buy

How is my skill relevant? You can criticize a pro player for obvious economical mistakes.

There was literally no point in saving his small armor in pistol round, if he's gonna throw all the money away.

Will the Addy Duo bring Echo Fox into the promise land?

heh, i guess you could...hehe...you could say...haha!...*clears throat*...i guess you could say that play was nice_

Addy Duo will make NA great again.

im gay for shox

N I F T Y

usa usa usa

g2 is throwing again

>you must have some actual literal mental deficiencies to be at that rank
wow rude
but hear me out
for ~200 hours, i was throwing matches on purpose, doing stupid shit like knife only or noscope scout, just for the joy of getting russians mad. i started playing "seriously" about a week ago
>do you ever notice how stupid everyone is that you play with?
yep, most might as well be bots. in the last week i've had a ~90% win rate, and almost every match i was topfrag/topscore
>well you are also a retard so i would advise necking yourself
again
rude

Did Freakazoid ever use Adderall? He wasn't on Cloud9 during Katowice 2015.

no, this is called an average cbble scoreline

Do you get the memo /csgog/?

>/csgog/ think G2 will lose because they are losing as CT on the most T-sided map ever

>ELeague thinks Black DDK is GBJames
lol

>teamkill

na cs

>amerilards with inferiority complex
top jej

>200hours
>silver 4

He has a "prescription" but rumor has it Sean was dealing it to c9

>Assualt
>Italy
>office

>be eurocuck
>someone says usa near you
>sperg out
why are europeans so tsun tsun

the whole game is ct sided

>writing E like an inverse 3
did that guy learn to write a month ago?

calm down guys cbble is t sided

That was Semphis or Shazam. Did you even watch the video where Semphis talked about it?

when was the last time cs_ maps were played competitively
its supposed to be like that because the economy is in favor of the T's
but cobble doesn't give a shit

no, he's just american

mate
i was throwing literally every match before
L I T E R A L L Y

>when was the last time cs_ maps were played competitively
when your mom was a virgin