/utg/ - Undertale General

I would a lizard so hard

Bretty good.

Oh my goodness. That was far beyond what I thought it would be. This is great! Thank you!

king

Okay I think this belly is just right
Catty passes too

Sorry that i have been gone for a while.

I have been waiting for the parts of my ------- --------
So, have this gote for now.

Do not give it any FEMALE Souls or else it will turn into a female

FLUFFY
L
U
F
F
Y

>oh boy it's another small child
>wow, he doesn't even have any arms
>i bet i could fry him up into something delicious, probably taste even better than that one kid with the frying pan who was probably a junior chef or something

...

Oh hey I haven't seen you in a while

>i wonder if toriel ever found those kids bodies
>nah, she only knows about the human ones, it's fine

...

Dem
Boots

Thanks for taking the time to put that together. It looks great! I gotta go to bed though, good night!

My favorite Alphys is like....I guess 200lbs area. Gut is prominent, thighs are thick, tits are nice, etc.

Anything over that becomes blob territory.

So you doing good man? Life treating you okay?

>it feels nice to hug something
>i mean i know i'm not hugging anything right now, but it sure feels like i am

and this one?

Fine with me either way.
I just want lizard pudge.

>tfw gf is 5'7" 195 lbs
its kinda lit

I just want to be lizard pudge.

we got that

You're already acting cute like the lizard

YEAH NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT!
I'm glad there's enough lizard to go around.

Alright, I'm off /utg/
Hope you all have a good one
Goodnight

hello good morning, you beautiful people.

Night Doogle, hope you have a good night
morning

shh, its 11 p.m. im trying to sleep

Mine too, she's in the other room watching anime right now.
Still haven't worked up the nerve to tell her sometimes I imagine she's alphys when we're banging.

Goooooooooooooodddddddddddd (I just woke up so even if it, I'm up) night, /utg/!

I hope you all had an absolutely amazing day and that you've all had a wonderful week so far, doing your best to ensure that it goes well.

I love you all dearly and I hope you sleep well when you do

sometimes, ya just gotta lizard

what is this feeling?
Ah yes, a wellspring of infinite jealousy

Good night Bugle.

but user, it is 9AM.

its weird, i kinda dislike alphys but my gf hates anime and whatnot so i guess its just slightly similar body types

Do it /utg/

Don't be. Go find one for yourself.

I noticed they act the same before the body type sunk in. Well, ya know, minus the basement full of mad science awfulness.

>Was supposed to go to bed
>Can't stop playing overwatch

i dont like liars user
i couldnt stand being around someone who likes anime and nerds out as much as alphys tbqh i do that enough with vidya. glad youre enjoying your relationship though
main?

i want to put chara in a shark tank and see what happens

i want to watch that

>tfw in the end you decided to reset after finally beating Sans
Fuck you Chara, all I really wanted in the end was to fight the best character.

Hope you're enjoying yours equally as much. Her nerding out about anime and stuff like that means I can be equally geeky about shit I like. So we strike a decent balance.

Stop posting these.

>monsters having bodies after they die
play the fucking game you secondary

Those sharks would be turned into chum in seconds

>go find one for yourself
I'm a broke, homely degenerate, user

here's some bonus spiderthighs n fishbelly

Done.

I want all of that

Short, overweight women are not exactly picky. You'd be surprised what you could land so long as you're a little more confident then they are and aren't a whiteknight bitch.

I'm curious what everyone thinks
someone already beat you to this joke

thats what i need, a girl i can talk about video games with. im kinda thinking about breaking up with mine desu all we do is small talk and have sex, its boring but thats for my blog

WELL ITS GETTING ANNOYING

STOP IT

>Not letting best character win

Fill it out then

Oh my god those thighs

I sincerely doubt you're curious what everyone thinks. You're just looking to stir shit up. I didn't make this one, I just saved it the last time it was posted. The one beforehand was also just looking to stir shit up.

They've been filled out plenty of times. Go look through the archives if you actually care that much. People here don't want to do them.

did you draw this?

I wanna stuff chara

and then I want chara to stuff me

shit, i havent seen any new Mejic in a while

Yes

user Stop

I wanna be cute like them

No need to get mad, we're all friends here user. I'm honestly just curious what everyone thinks about the other folks in this general. I figure best case someone will see that they're being annoying and change for the better.

Wait Mejic that's actually you?

I love you so much

dang its pretty good man, we need more canon chubby chara

Is that ketchup on snail pie? Because it looks like ketchup on snail pie. Why would you do this?

It's cute though. I don't much care for Chara, but cute picture all the same.

Chara is not for stuffing, unless it is chocolate inserted into the mouth in a nonsexual manner.

Kiss this goat and it will turn into a male.

I promise.

...

You make Undertale all worth while

you are a filthy degenerate
and also a hero

o7

What if I smooch it?

>I figure best case scenario someone will see they're being annoying and change for the better.
So you think that people posting their favorite characters will cause everyone to look at each other's charts, and change their favorites based on other people's charts?

That sounds ridiculous. I'm going to hope you didn't mean that.

oh youre the guy that does one of the frisks i actually like! cool to see you here

>you will never ever get cornered and stabbed by best child

feels bad man

user STOP

No of course not but if someone rates a characterfag as shit tier then there's a good chance that they are upset about something someone us doing but might be too afraid to say anything in fear of backlash.

Jeez, Frisk really should have gotten out of the Underground while they could have.

I don't want to die

Once the physical stuff wears off you really do need someone who engages you. Even if they're only feigning interest for your sake, its leagues better than some woman who's gonnna sit there with a pouty bitch face anytime you try to do something fun together. You have to give a little too but in both directions you might end up actually liking the others weird hobbies.

I'm sure there are plenty of poverty stricken small towns in various countries where you could find a small child to stab you in a back alley. Just offer them Chara's clothes and a wig first. Don't give up on your dreams!

I really should've not done genocide as my first playthrough.

THAT IS IT user
NO MORE RICHOCHET 2
YOU MADE ME DO THIS

>not engaging in heated combat with the deadliest warrior in the underground
i'll never understand

Looks like the magic wore off in this one. Or is this a prequel to the above?

>prequel
>newcanvas77
>nevcanvas50

Your guess is as good as mine

But Chara's eyes are what matter the most, and the child would probably be damaged forever by murdering a man while Chara would be happy.

I rarely read filenames anymore. They're usually just people trying to make stupid jokes for the longest time. Seems it worked against me in this case.

Well i'm off for the night, you guys stay comfy

xth for flowey