/ksg/ - Katawa Shoujo General

Already got a cold, so I gotta keep it down a bit.
Nah man!

>I feel like it's not a theory so much as scientific fact.
You think so.

But there are a few anomalies that cannot be explained by the current understanding of it, hence why it remains a theory.
We could quite possibly have found an answer by now but the scientific community by and large regarded Dr Akio Mutou's work as 'A waste of time' and 'gay weeb shit'. So they cut his funding which meant he had to take up a job at Yamaku instead of continuing his research.

Phooey, I say burn through it.
But going by bike is a fine solution too.

I know the definition, I was just joking, dood. Of course it's still theory. At least it's beyond philosophy.

>At least it's beyond philosophy.
It most certainly is.

Everyone post observations that support of the theory!

Very well. For science!

For science.

Also, I don't know if you saw it all that time ago but that game you gave me on Steam is really fun.

Which one? I've given out a few games to anons.

>That feel when you will never taste the french vanilla flavor of Lilly's lips
>That feel when you will never give a sleeping Emi a piggyback ride home
>That feel when you will never feel Rin's lips caress your hands as you feed her oranges
>That feel when you will never gaze at the stars with Shizune
>That feel when you will never wake up next to Hanako and take her into a loving embrace
>That feel when you will never feel a sleeping Misha press her soft body against you as you kiss her candy scented hair

One Way Heroics

Safety measure Mishice cone bump.

Oh, nice! I was wondering about that one. It seemed like it could have been a cheap schill but I'm happy to know there's more to it.

It's a cute little game with a nice soundtrack that does all it should aspire to do.

I am curious how the game pans out with the other classes and random events but that's a job for a time long after talking about it will be relevant.

Pic related, I just won for the first time.

I'm happy about it, then.

>I am curious how the game pans out with the other classes and random events but that's a job for a time long after talking about it will be relevant.
That's exactly the sort of game I love, especially in RPG types, that sick replay value due to being able to experiment with many stat builds. Sounds like a good time to me.

Yeah. You should get again for yourself.

I'll think about it, I have it noted down.

Anywhere else that spring was skipped? Took like a week to go from -5/+5 degrees to +25

I don't think so. Spring was okay. Summer, though, well... Summer is coming.

I was actually surprised you didn't get it/ keep one for yourself in the first place.

When you push all the normie shit out of the way it seems to fit your tastes perfectly.

I don't know about Spring but I think I skipped Autumn

I'm one of those weird anti-steam people. If I want it I'll just pirate it.

>I'm one of those weird anti-steam
I know, which I always found weird given your fondness for every other Jewwy company with it's own client.

Dat hot ass though.

Which client?
Blizzard? Their games are free anyway.
I'm not really privvy to any jew-y client.

Butt of course!

someone said Happy Hana?

Where do you pirate them?
I have gone over to buying games on gog mostly because one-click hosters have gone to shit and torrenting is pretty much impossible in germany without getting caught.

Well that's what you get for being a country about to be cucked by mudslime "refugees". Move to Denmark, noone cares about torrenting and we love German efficiency!

>in germany without getting caught.
Does anything happen if you do?

I've always dreamed of going to court for 500000 counts of piracy

Piratebay still works. Ahoy!

They usually settle it outside of court, because it's hard as fuck to prove that you downloaded it. Even if they have the IP of the torrentee and it matches yours, it's not enough evidence to get you convicted. They have to prove it was you, at least around here they do.

Thanks, Blizzard.

Fuck that, I want a full blown court case.

We'll call in all the parties.
A couple of game devs, some software developers, pornographers, Taylor Swift.

And when the whole farce is done, I'll plead guilty. Then I'll have my $1.2bn fine and I'll kill myself. It'll be great.

It's still a common prey situation though, because in a lot of those cases the defendant will concede early.

What have you done for yourself today ksg?

Yeah that wasn't apparent from my comment. They try and scare you into paying a fine outside of court, because they know they can't win.

You should sell tickets for the seats. I'll come watch.

>You should sell tickets for the seats.
Now what kind of message would I be sending if I tried to capitalise on the biggest [citations needed] shit show to ever occur in a court room?
I'll just live stream the whole debacle as I keep spewing memes the entire time. I should get one of those 'sovereign citizens' to be my defence attorney or Akira.

>I'M A FREE EARTH CITIZEN
I remember that vid now, and i wanna punch the cunt.

Nah fuck that bitch, I want this guy.
youtube.com/watch?v=C7h7uevwxt8

So, after lurking for a little bit, I have decided to show myself. What goes on in here anyways?
Just finished up a two mile run.

Nice, two miles is good! You running frequently?

Nothing much. It's good to see you, though. How are you feeling today?

>So, after lurking for a little bit, I have decided to show myself

>What goes on in here anyways?
Woah, slow down there, person with a PhD in the medical field, people might forget to thank you.

I can already tell that this is gonna make my head hurt.

There was meant to be a 'welcome' after that first greentext.

This is my fourth day running actually, but I'm doing them daily from now on.
Well, I'm starting to feel a runners high somewhat after getting my runs done, so that's well appreciated. Blisters on my feet aren't exactly feeling high though.

That's good! Keep at it, then. Nothing can stop you!

I'd usually suggest a day of rest between the training units, but seeing as you did 2 miles on your fourth day, I'll leave you with a dont overdo it and be careful.

updated nurse image

Excellent, I'll use both.

Nice!

Hell yeah my negrump!

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I also killed that black dragon. And a very mutilated undead dragon that was repeatadly raped in order to lay eggs as well.

>What goes on in here anyways?
We usually chat and chill, discuss waifus and stuff. We are a bit of a support group as well. Usually comfy as fuck. Welcome!

My car broke again. Started 3 times without any issues, couldn't start it the 4th time. Probably it's just a lose wire this time, so hopefully I can fix it and drive home with no problem.

God send me some cash so I can buy a newer one and send this one for retirement...

Y'know, it would be a shame if some pills were to go missing...

Yeah, Imma steal some painkillers to kill the existential pain and some anti-diarrhea stuff so I don't shit myself cause of anger.

I feel myself deflating, I really do.

I was going more along the lines of selling them to buy a car but I guess that works too.

I'm actually stuck on that fight in HS. Stuck on the final Nef form, can't quite build up my board well enough at that point.

Nah, don't have that much in stock to do that. Plus I'd rather stay legit, as silly as it sounds.

My previous workplace thoough, I had way more than one opportunity to steal some strong sleeping pills. And it was the time my ex left me and I was depressed as fuck about it, I'm kinda glad they fired me before I tipped the scales

Such is the life of a Slavic Pharmacist

You actually considered it, didn't you?
Jesus Crust, Pol-dood. I did not raise you to be a criminal.

>You actually considered it, didn't you?
Back then, yes. I considered many rather grim things back then, I had some moments in my life that I'm not proud of.

It's normal or heroic mode? I killed him on normal with Inner Fire Deathlord priest, but never attempted herioc.

>I had some moments in my life that I'm not proud of.
Well at least you realise that now.
And now we're here. You better not do something stupid.
As for now, I'm sure you'll find a away to deal with this car trouble.

>mfw using cyanide in the lab and trying to decide if I should take a few ml home or not

And do what with it?

Consume it you fuckwit.

>You better not do something stupid.
I used to say that if there's one thing I'm good at it'd be being bad at giving up. I'm still here and I think I have a thing or two to say to people who want to quit early thanks to that.

Nah, don't.

This pretty much

Rude!

I guess that's good in it's backwards sort of way.
But seriously, don't do something stupid, I'd miss you.

Nah I'm way beyond that shit now. I might not be the most cheerful guy out there but I'm doing my best. And I'd miss you too you giner kiwi

Running with Emi sounds very appealing.

I still have a distinct lack of images involving Lilly and Misha hugging.

I wish I had a qt running girlfriend. But for now I'll just run by myself.

They're not hard to find if you know where to look.

Pretty sure it also looks very appealing !

Normal, but I got it done, just had to wait for luck of the draw, I s'pose.

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>distinct lack
Would that imply that you possess some and simply want some more? If yes, colour me impressed. I have Misha banging Emi, Shizune banging Misha, Misha kissing Akira and Emi (separately), hell, even Lilly molesting Emi. Not a single Misha/Lilly thing on board.

Don't we all.

But of course!

No thanks

ehhh...

>Would that imply that you possess some and simply want some more?
I have this. And I have this because I just finished 5 seconds ago.
Not bad for 10 minutes work.

not bad

Goodnight, KSG.
I love each and every one of you.

G'night, dood.

I love you too.

That a oc donut steel or can I have it?

Night sweetdreams lad!

Do what you will with it.

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Well that manga about the deaf girl sure ended unsatisfyingly...

Thinking back at how I was back in High school. That first heart attack probably would've killed me.

Sorry that happened.

What makes you say that?

That's your fault for reading it as a love story and not a redemption one.