/owg/ - Overwatch General

D.VA'S LIPS

>not allowed to upload a profile picture
>not allowed to upload custom sprays
>can't even view scoreboard ingame

why is this game so locked down? the amount of custom player customization is literally zero.

nth for stun is cancer

poopth for ass

webmshare.com/play/BBVo1

feelsgood.webm

Reminder that forced 50%, people whining Mercy and people who try to make balance change suggestions are just really fucking shit at the game and all MOBA faggots who brought their cancer with them.

Second reminder that if you faglords don't play well we are gonna cuck you with better teams with bigger dicks.

>team has a lucio
>go mercy for the op double healer strats
>have to switch to soldier 76 because a pharah is shitting on us and we have no hitscan

feels bad.

xth for reaper mains

>mfw Tracer will be the new meta for comp

So what's the explanation as to why all these Overwatch people are killing eachother?

LESS

THAN

BATTLEBORN

My personal faves are what you pictured, Junkrat and Roadhog, for a lot of reasons.

I don't think any girl dislikes Genji's butt. Reaper has a hot voice and McCree is just hot in general. Soldier 76 gives off those stern daddy vibes which is pretty hot.

I do love how Blizz gave us pandering on the male side just as much as the females.

Because it would be dickpics all day everyday?

all gameplay is non cannon :^)

opened two loot boxes in a row. first i got a legendary gold coin and then scavenger dva. how should i feel about this?

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How about you fuck off?

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Post a webm/greentext of your most recent potg, no matter how shit.

Here's a shit one from today.

please excuse the bitrate

Shitty background story that involves two factions fighting, but that doesn't apply to the game itself because reasons.

ARE FOR _______

they're all clones revived by mercy's tech over and over endlessly fighting battles that have long since been resolved.

>hurdur it would be porn!
>think of the children!

how much porn profile pictures do you see on steam? steam is FREE

how many people would be willing to throw $40 away just for having a nsfw joke for a profile picture?

mercy players are sluts
accept it

>McCree and Widow get nerfed
>Reaper and Pharah become the new top cancer

>it's a healsut blames their team for losing episode

STOP GIVING ME PHARA THINGS
I DON'T LIKE PHARA

Doctor Ziegler is cute! Cute!!

They just have to put fan on cooldown, how hard could it be?

Good, I don't want to look at shitgarbage Chinese cartoon waifu sprays all over spawn like in TF2 that I have to cover with my animated gay porn to get you fatasses to stop

pretty good

kys frog scum

We actually started a journal of all the reapers we've ever met.

ElBlackDevil is my favorite.

>watching seagull have a lot of fun playing in a stack
>tfw I'm stuck with pubs
>over half the people on the /owg/ google docs have a garbo winrate

I just had a card that said I healed 6k which was 31% team damage taken. Next card for some enemy showed that he dealt 9k which was 31% of team damage.
How the fuck does Blizzard math work?

I think my favorite character is obvious, I spam him and facts about him every thread I get!

I'm surprised how much I'm loving refuserodent though and you're absolutely correct that they pander to girls and gays just as hard

Yeah shitters keep dashing off cliffs and don't realize how dumb tracer is.

>it's another solo vs 6 man stack

I hate these episodes.

It's supposed to be family friendly, murder aside, so they don't want dicks on the walls.

A lot of the game is just meant to make you play it differently from other shooters, to focus on the objective at hand rather than your score, to try to deflate egos rather than feeding them.

>join game
>they already have a mercy
>leave game

>Edgar Allan Poe fan
>Get the Nevermore skin out of a lootbox
>Can never play reaper because I'm always support
>Whenever I'm not support Reaper is already chosen by someone with awful aim

Point of this retarded bullshit?

Played with one named Alucard the other day.

GRAND DAD

>join game
>fart into microphone
>leave game

>zarya ult
>press q and get a quad kill while mei wastes her ult in the background
felt pretty good even if it was because of the enemy team being tards and running into the grav hole

same as the point of the rest of the stupid bullshit in these threads

>DVa not getting more damage because she has a lot of health

Eat up, shitters

Convince me to buy Overwatch, price isn't an issue for me but i am wondering if buying this game is worth it. Gameplay seems fun, characters also look well designed but the lack of trading system or some sort of community made content scares me that i'll pay for this game and won't play for more than 50 hours. Will there be mod support? Will blizzard add trading system? Are there any more maps or content going to be added? Waifus aside, do you enjoy playing overwatch? Can you see yourself having 500+ hours in it? I'm asking cause it seems that in a few years it will be f2p game just like tf2 did and there's still a lot of people playing tf2.

but that stupid bullshit is more pathetic than average

>teehew WE'RE SUCH SLUUUTS XD
No seriously
End it

HEY GUYS
HAVE YOU HEARD
ABOUT SEAGULL?
I JUST HAD 10 CENTS DEPOSITED AND SO CAN YOU!

>play genji, pretty much my first time
>do poorly first round, as expected
>2 "winners" start talking mad shit to me without provocation
>tell them i'm a first time genji and i suck
>mad shit talking goes on for 5 games
>they tea bag me, taunt me in games
>goes on for 5 games straight
>don't say a word to them
>figure genji out last game and wreck them
>they rage quit after calling me bad
>realize they were queued together after they played winston/mercy combo for 3 games in a row

Damn, son. Why you gotta be so mad?

reminder overwatch is a console shooter

profile picture I will grant but I have seen a shitload of porn sprays.

>Widow and Lucio definitely too strong
>McCree arguably too strong
>Zenyatta definitely too week

Sound good?

LOL according to what

>scares me that i'll pay for this game and won't play for more than 50 hours
oh no, $40 for 50 fucking hours of gameplay

Should Blizzard add just 1 new hero at a time, or wait longer and release 1 hero for every category?

cute girls

>mfw I Zenyatta ult when caught in a graviton surge and the retarded enemy team will still try and ult it

thanks for the cute zenyatta spray, dumb asses

I like the game
it probably won't get mod support but an arcade gallery kind of like SC2 would be kind of cool in a few years
no trading/customization ever
not sure if I could put 500 hours in honestly, we'll see

desu i like all the guys as a gay man
they all have enough meat for me :^)

>tfw I love McCree's playstyle but am fully aware of how busted he is
I always feel like shit after playing him

youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

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she has better skins but i'm happy to see more junker stuff. i hope we get another junker character in the future

What character in this game seems to serve no meaningful team role and by design may end up becoming a meme pick?

>several minutes to find a game
is this game dead already?

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reminder CSGO was also a console shooter

>getting triggered because I mentioned a big streamer
okay I guess?

What is the best Mercy skin and why is it Imp?

>that 2 second pause after Mei freezes you, looks you directly in the eyes and charges her gun for the headshot

>we get rolled on the first objective
>one of our players ragequits
>never let them onto B
hmmm

>Simulation 34e12:failure
Guess nothing can stop the Ommni

why do you keep making these pointless posts

god tracer is too much fun

you got too high level probably. happened to me once I hit the high 30-40's

This needs to be updated to include Reaper

It's fun
People are having fun
BB and tf2 have better chances of becoming good games than this one has of going f2p
Blizzard will always add content

There's not a single person who "mains" mccree that claims otherwise. The problem is way too many people are bitching about the wrong thing. It's literally Bastion tier whining, he's a retard check

what else is there to do
I'm certainly not playing the game soloq

"sorry sorry sorry!"

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>tfw mercy 76 is comfiest ship

dick

good meis know that they have enough time to say hello before putting an icicle in your brain

>get into game, on defense
>team sets up at first chokepoint
>our reaper is standing just outside their door
>he kills everyone as they come out
>and again
>and again
>and again
>and literally spends the entire game 1v5 outside their base

What in the actual fuck did I just witness

is Tracer supposed to have a slight bit of invuln during blink? i've been killed during blink more than once, and also one or two times when recall already started but i assume that was due to tickrate

D.Va

Hanzo. Widow does everything better.