Second Life General /slg/

happy birthday

happy birthday noelle and rein!

This.

rein already had her fuggin birthday last week what is this bullshit

no one likes a salty nigga

everyday my bday now, peasants

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HANDJOB (given or taken)
15 minutes: 1000L$

ORAL SEX (given or taken)
15 minutes: 2000L$

PENETRATIVE SEX (given or taken)
15 minutes: 2000L$
30 minutes: 4000L$
60 minutes: 8000L$

(PROMO!!) Unlimited sex session 10.000L$

FETISHISM (licking shoes, boots, naked feet or bootsplay - given or taken)
15 minutes: 2000L$

TOILET PLAY
Watersport (given or taken)
15 minutes: 4000L$
Scat (given or taken)
15 minutes: 8000L$

VORE (pred or prey)
-Licking and staying inside my mouth: 1000L$
Soft vore
15 mins: 4000L$
Cock vore
15 mins: 4000L$
Anal vore
15 mins: 4000L$
-Digestion and disposal adds a 4000L$ fee.
-Cumming after cock vore adds a 1000L$ fee.
-Only lapping at my asshole adds a 1000L$ fee (each 15 mins of lapping)

everyone likes salty nuggies

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itchy b-hole is a sign you have worms.

>cock vore
>anal vore

jesus

can ice get worms

No but you can get std's from all of those Japanese men that came on you.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_worm

is caylum cute?

i'm wondering if creators would be willing to join something like luxe box.. but designed specifically for utilizator stuff. like kemono/2.0/venus/m3/rikugou xD

That's illegal.

not anymore

It is though.

Could someone decipher this sign for me?

not anymore

no bloodlines no preying no opencollar grabbing no spam no clickies no babies no scaring

No vampires (probably referring to that vampire roleplay game hud thing), I don't know what the mantis is about, no touching people's RLV collars, no spam, no clicking on avatars, no adult babies/adults with child avatars, and no actual children either.

Anybody know the name of that AO that has that floating animation with your hands behind your back (relaxing)? I wanna buy it, but I don't know the name of it

The mantises are Goreans.

Of course, most SL Goreans forget all about the giant alien mantis men who rule them all.

strawpoll.me/10374107

Teef

What are you chuggin'?

that's not suiseiseki.ort

shut the fuck up and delete your account you insane tranny

suiseiseki.ort is nice. She is not a tranny meanie.

can i be the cuter quiet at least?

suiseiseki is one of the few people that actually post pictures of places that isn't stern.

why would anyone want to look at ugly pubbies in ugly sims?

why would anyone want to look at anything ever

fetal alcohol syndrome

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Why does it have to be so hard to find decent-looking black avs with solid grammar and emoting skills.

I just want my blue-eyed blonde av to get blacked but the market out there sucks.

literally who cares

I get a lot more poon when I type like a subhuman, sorry senpai.

who tf is chaika
sounds like a literally who to me

suiseiseki.ort's alt when they're trying to hide being a bitter tranny

why is so hard to find brown/black cuties?

Blacks are always sexualized and brownies are pretty much non-existent . Even if you're hanging out in Mexican sims, the latinas there are very light.

because only white people are attractive

So suiseiseki.ort logs into 2 accounts to group dance with herself?!

who?

>he doesn't have a small army of alts to dance/poseball with

>turn on one anim
>alt tab and turn on another anim
wow this is some hyper hacker shit

I've found some pretty decent guys at hoodlum hills. Still plenty of awful ones too but there are a few diamonds in the rough there at least.

appropriate school attire

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needs random left handed desks to be more realistic.

I can't believe someone cried at Stern today. Some people take SL too seriously OR some people can be too mean?!

Making trannies cry is the most satisfying thing to do on voice.

that's just chain being a LIL BICH since belone won't notice him

>go to stern, get bullied
>go to /d/, get ignored
>go to random sex sim, get fucked by a guy that can barely speak English

>accidentally TP to someone's private sim
>get banned

Please stop burping, farting, and fapping while your mic on.

how bout you have a taste of DEEZ NUTS first?

>go to Stern
>someone keeps spamming fart noises
>occasionally someone plays that flute sound from Azumanga

>go to Stern
>see nice person I wish I could lewd with
>feel a little bummed out that I'm getting upset about make-believe online Barbie simulator
>drink myself to sleep

Space travel

If you want to do lewd with people on stern, keep your sexual comments in your pocket. People really do take offensive to unwanted sexual advances on stern. People on Stern really want to differentiate themselves from /d/. Although some people from /d/ do hang out at their stern, they are not there to do lewd.

You will seriously get ejected or banned for being lewd or doing any kind of RP at Stern.

Or even worse, someone will screenshot your private IM's and show it to everyone at stern. It does happen.

>go to Stern
>harass Nori Ovis
>log out

those planets are so close together!

Love, D.Ka.

madness, AND gravity

does she need to adjust her headsize?

Her head seems too big for the mesh avatar

What the hell kind of drama could a 50 year old man get himself into in SL?

I might need to adjust it a tiny bit because I did just reset everything but yeah

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literally the worst character

Girl streamer in the midst of assassins, legendary soldiers, demigods, and

>streamer

holy fuck. I just hated her for being a shitty eva ripoff with an awful mech, but that's so so so much worse.

Hana "D.Va" Song was once a pro-gamer.[3] She became a professional StarCraft player, who participated in the WCS Korea Code S League. At the age of 16, Song became the #1 ranked player in the world and proceeded to go undefeated for the next three years in all competitions. She became an international star, beloved by her fans at home and abroad, and toured in exhibitions around the world.[4] A fierce competitor, Song played to win at any cost, and gained a well-earned reputation for showing no mercy to her opponents.

>starcraft champion
>she

nope.

Yeah it's a videogame where each character brags about killing, but it's off-putting that she's this happy go lucky gamer girl that's totally okay with streaming herself killing others.

Remember:

ERP should not make you upset or angry. If someone is being a jerk despite your best efforts, just leave and block them.

/me She smiles warmly at you and slowly inserts the head of your penis into her mouth. She uses her tongue to gingelry undress your glans, retracting your foreskin all the way back.

>she

belone pls

Reminder

Remember:

-smile warmly
-touch gingerly

*smiles gingerly and warmly touches your penis with my much larger penis*

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Giant alien mantis men who communicate by farting no less.

Also they'll totally kick you out of the sim if you actually try to play...whatever the hell they called themselves. Priest Kings?

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God I wish I could mpreg that mousehole

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