/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
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>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>Old Thread

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First for WeLoveFine are Jews

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

THIRD FOR "ANIME IS FOR LOSERS AND QUEERS"

>selfless can only perform either online or against T1 euros

whats going on here

>broadcast graphic shows selfless winning 14-1
>it's the exact opposite

im cute

maybe when you get older

They caught the "CLG"

that looks delicious

>not liking shotas
what are you, a gays?

is selfless going on the same rout as team liquid?

you look tasty

*oishii

>not ocean foam

>he doesn't call it KKona's Foam

...

>liking shotas
user that's heresy!

you think they're taking turns throwing for skines?

>dowload torrent with 1000+ seeders
>get cryptolocker
People actually seed this?????

Are the pins from WeLoveFine, Genuine quality?

WOAHAOHHWOWHAOHAAAHHAAH

WHY THE FUCK DID I BET ON SHITIC

What torrent was it?

>opshit can only win when mixwell gets a crazy round

csgo

imagine being 50 and watching csgo for the first time
>weird gay looking guns
>weird gay looking knives
>weird gay retarded names
>everyone rushing to plant a bomb in a spot for no reason
>they keep switching to their gay looking knives for some reason
>people are aiming at the balls but hit the head for some reason
>all of the players are out of shape nerds
>they consider THIS a sport
why would they think people who watch tv would like this?

Yeah, they should make the major ones souvenir with. "Vintage" or "Genuine" is giving me TF2 flashbacks

ocean foam is ugly as piss and you should feel bad for unironically thinking it's any good

don't worry, cocktic is going to win
haxlel is carrying hard, and selfless are literally who tier

Wow, fuck Valve. I waited in line for 5 fucking hours to get my pins at the Columbus Major. Now some fucking NEETs are going to have the same thing that I waited 5 hours in line for...

damm, sucky childhood much

>relyks

this guy will never ever go far

Neets can afford these since welikefine doesnt take steam money
t. Guy who is friends with neets

ha ha

omg! why would you say that!?

whos getting stickers?

>he spent his childhood playing videogames
your life must be shit

thepiratebay.org/torrent/14698197/Adobe_Photoshop_CS6_13.0.1_Final.Multilanguage_[cracked_dll]
I hope it was this

blog.malwarebytes.org/threat-analysis/2016/03/cerber-ransomware-new-but-mature/

booted into ubuntu to delete it

How does it have 3000 seeders? Is there a way to spoof seeders or something?

>look at chat
>it's just asshurt eurocucks making fun of kids
why is europe so autistic

#1 = G2
#2 = Faze
#3 = Gambit
#4 = MouseSports
#5 = EnVyUs
#6 = Cloud9
#7 = FlipSid3
#8 = Splyce
#9 = Tyloo
#10 = Dignitas
#11 = Optic Gaming
#12 = Binary Dragons
#13 = Immortals
#14 = Empire
#15 = Renegades
#16 = Hell Raisers

I don't know but im more annoyed that ubuntu fucked my boot loader and i can't boot into safe mode

brb

I think there's a few encrypted images in my meme folder :(

maybe you should stop using a meme os

Stan
Is
Law

relyksNutty

Stani
Slaw*

...

Mixwell looks like a nice guy lol

t. butthurt ameribad

Who /senran kagura/ here?
rip in piece csgo

>hltv.org/blog/11950-kiss-x-sis
>this guy coached for mouz
this is hard evidence that eu pros are weebs

it's Wednesday my dudes

>#43
>fucking loser lol

What a bully ;_;
my bf always calls me loser too for watching anime...

wasnt that the same kid that was wearing the c9 jersey last week

wow, your bf said that? he must be right.

He lives with daps and they are in love

he is right about me being a loser but it's still mean

well maybe you should stop being a loser

I can't...

why not?

it's literally thursday though

I like anime and can't stop wanting to be used as a cumdump.

Someone send this to NiKo or ChrisJ. They both use twitter a bit.

that's no excuse. you just have to kill yourself.

...

i got the x ray vision

woah same

don't tell steam though

witch.tv/hutch

holy fuck seananners and the respawn squad playing go!!!!

i got the x
i got the x

I-I don't want to kill myself, user ;_;

>thought this it said husky
rip

see right through all these b*tches

you're only holding yourself back

P-please stop I feel really bad right now and don't need this

semi-threadly reminder to buy my unwanted skins

opskins.com/?loc=shop_users_page&steamid=76561198041011640

if rrrrr doesn't buy this bizon i'm going to ironically unironically kill myself

kill yourself you fucking faggot

you're worthless

stop being mean loser

you can't keep avoid your problems like this

no

>m3m3sid3

P-please stop, user
I know I'm worthless but I really need some comfort and love right now ;_;

W-what should I do then?

I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO, LOSER. KILL YOURSELF.

but you're a depressing faggot blatantly trying to brush your problems away and by telling other people to kill themselves you just procrastinate your own pathetic sadness and suicide thoughts

kill yourself obv

being dead is comfortable

why would i want to kill myself? i have a bf, a nice csgo inventory, a few friends, and a bunch of money from my dead/dying grandparents. i'll probably retire by 30.

W-why are you talking to me like that....
I might end up doing it...

wow, your suicide is coming sooner than I expected.

Well hopefully a few people would miss you when you're gone although I doubt outside of your immediate family literally no one would care.

are you just pretending to be illiterate or

when you do, trade me all your csgo skins :3

Your self-deception and delusion are clear signs of a mental illness. So my original thesis on you also being severely depressed seem to have also been correct.

...

Why would I give them to you when you're so mean to me...

I'm not that guy.

i got windows 10 and now my frames have gone to shit Ive dropped to 300 to low 100

what the fuck?

Okay what's your id

you're suppose to do

steamcommunity.com/id/sniler

A-added

But why would you want that, user ;_;

>A-added

Can you accept please?

>he doesn't know