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first for fishy being the best in the general

[Verse 2: Daniel Vargas (as Hoody)]
Dear Nick, you still ain't called or post
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't reply to fags
If you didn't want to talk to me during your twitch stream
You didn't have to
But you could've taunted and SD’d for Pame
That's my little brother, man, he's only 16 years old
He watched on an a connection that’s slow
For four hours, and you still said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he sucks more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in the discord?
You said if I'd PM’d you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way; I was never good at Smash neither
I’d played Stef in a tournament and couldn’t beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your blogs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I can’t afford else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of “NOT WITH YOU, NO” on my chest
Sometimes I open the browser and search for Smash Rule 63
It's like adrenaline, the futa’s such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real
And I respect you ‘cause you tell it
Macfag gets jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you, Nick, no one does
He don't know what it was like for autists like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest fag you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, Dan
P.S. We should play together too

One or two more Stef, gotta go do something

I am posting in le thread

Last verse when?

Thanks for the fun games Stef!

I'll never understand Jigglypuff

Yes user, I Ctrl+F my name whenever I check on the place.
I'm very proud of you. We could put it in the OP of the next thread.

>losing to Stef's Jigglypuff
>losing to Stef at all

...

>losing to Stef at all
You mean like you did?

>You mean like you did?
Never happened.
Ask Stef.

Reminder

>finishing behind Fishy twice in tournament

twitter.com/AllyOrNotAlly/status/738146259370835972

>>>>>Genesis

We Pound 5 now

How'd they make this picture? They have toys?

Why do you people always make up the silliest things?

>They totally haven't paid people! Believe me!
>I mean, I got paid, but still.

First step is acceptance ..

Nice thread hoody

Nigga read the rest. They paid some of the people that didn't make much but all of the big winners haven't gotten shit.

Same thing happened with EGLX.

You better be, fuck boy

It's a good thing you're not actually good at the game.
Pretending like you've never lost doesn't look good when people are actually looking towards your direction.

EGL*

Sure because Ally is a great source as someone who got paid.

>Retards of /ssbg/

Hoody/Daniel Vargas AKA the kid who cried on steam and always get 0-2
Fishy
Macfag

Fishy could stop being retarded if he stopped replying to Hoody, but he won't as he is his only friend, both of them are confirmed to be Free as fuck, so don't play with them unless You're retarded

Nairo's been complaining for weeks about not getting paid yet.

>stop replying to Hoody
Why would I do that

Sure because Nairo is a great source as someone who never got paid.

Did you literally not read my post? The exact same shit happened at EGL 10k, which is a tournament that Ally won and ended up NOT GETTING PAID FOR. No one's going to joke about shit like that.

At EGL they paid some of the people that won small prizes but they didn't pay any of the people that won ~10k and shit.

Same thing is very likely happening with Genesis. They paid out what they could but everyone else basically got boned. They likely haven't announced it yet because they're trying to find some way to get out of the situation before officially announcing it.

Why do you think they haven't responded to ANYONE that has been asking them where they money is for months?

That's not me though.
We've already been through this.

Name one time I've lost.

Stef/Pame/Serpent didn't I 2-0/time you out with my secondary last time we played?

Yeah. Okay, bucko. Come back with some real facts.

After you come back with replies that aren't shitposts.

They were shitposts from the beginning, friend.
Have a good day :)

anime needs to be removed.

REMEMBER, DO NOT REPLY TO HOODY

>timing people out
Must have taken years with your connection

Almost every other general Ive been to doesnt move to a new thread if a tripfag makes it

Does anyone here have the post were Hoody got assmad because of Macfag raping him 5-1 ?

cool

>treat them like shit last apex
>now they dont get paid
Stop trying to drive out japanese with your shit TOing

Hoody only came back after 1.1.6 because my massive archive containing each of his asswhoopings got deleted during the update.
I 2 stocked him with WFT and Palutena in dittos

Anyone want to play? NNID is Michcw

>people who destroy Wario's bike while it's on the platform for you
Do people not know that he relies on it almost 100% for recovery

Choose one

Original Super Smash Bros for n64 is the most balanced Smash game. Even the worst character can 0-death everyone. Prove me wrong.

Does Lucina have a cute penis?

Who's up for doubles?

I'll play

>Rosalina that much taller than everyone else
fucking christ almighty

That's nice, but which system so others can pile on.

3ds

who are the top tier characters now that bayonetta got nerfed? Is Corrin up there?

>Hoody gets exposed
>Stops posting

TOP KEK

Two players are missing for doubles.

Bowser

Cloud and Ryu

Every time. He's such a one pump chump

Daniel Vargas walks into a tournament...

Corrin is MAYBE mid tier. he got a nerf a while back

>Corrin
>Midtier
He's high tier faggot.

Does anyone here play smash? I want to play
Nnid: chawklet

death by snoo-snoo. I choose Rosalina.

Mike does again

Awesome! You host?

So, Bayonetta got nerfed, when is Corrin getting nerfed?

Do you have one more for doubles?

1.1.5

Ganondorf is fun
Anyone want to play?
My NNID is Sakuyadorf

We were only six new threads away from death this time.

Le

I'm sorry, I'll go to anthers then

kokonoe

>that match that has input delay of TWO WHOLE SECONDS

Jesus christ, motherfucking Jake. Fuck you FG.

Daisy would be the hottest is she didnt have a dick.

Quality thread, as always.

They all have a dick.

I bet you like it faggot.

>He doesn't want Rosalina's gigantic wet milf cock on his face.
>He doesn't want to embarass Lucina by staring at her cute(!) micropenis.

Still looking?

...

That isnt even a futa you fucking queer. what the fuck are you even posting. i always knew you trash fags were gay

Kill this thread

Literally a shitposting hub made by a shitposter

Gg mike! Still the best falco i know! My favorite match was when i chose duck hunt haha, its pleseant playing with you anyways till next time!!

GGs. I need to work on a secondary to make up for Falco's bad MUs, but Falco is too fun to not play.

futa is disgusting

fuck off naz

The fuck is "The Cool Kids?"

3ds anyone?

Please 3ds anyone

...

Some random faggot tried to shill his discord on here

For the love of God please 3ds anyone

i'll play

Host

>every stage is a platform
>kill throws
Yeah, nah

lol

ggs m8y

feel free to ask for FD next time

so long as it's rainbow road omega only

Two more for WiiU dubs

GG's
I was looking for someone else to meme around with some of these new characters I'm trying but they would just get tossed around by your mains

I'll play
Already got you added