/dsg/ Dark/Demon Souls General

What if I do?

Thanks for covering for me user, I was a tad too late

They're invisible. You can attack them before they reveal themselves.

Most difficult bosses DaS3

1. Motherfucking Champ
2. Nameless King
3. Pontiff Suhllyvan
4. Dancer

And that's it. Every other single boss is easy and even then Champ can be made into a joke if you parry, but then again if you parry a boss then you didn't really beat the game

How to fix constant DS3 server disconnections?

OCEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT

>Use dried finger in Irithyll
>Watching reds who want to duel me and faithfuls who want to kill me getting pissy and fighting each other

finally a proper OP

>if you parry a boss then you didn't really beat the game

10/10 fight club

fastroll dragon pls

nice even has 14 O's

F I G H T C LU B
HIGH WALL
PC
PW: dsg

Put your sign on the platform

1. Dancer
2. Watchers
3. Pontiff
4. Sage

Just found out I got terminated from my job, lads, feels pretty bad
But at least now I can play more King's Field IV

>fight someone who does nothing but rolling
>eventually rolls off a ledge

BEST FEELING.

>2 and 4

How? I mean, some people can somehow get shit on by Anime Watchers and their fancy shit, but the Sage is just dumb. It's literally Pinwheel 2.0

Three of those are No.

>people having trouble with champ
literally how
the fight is just rolling to the side, hitting him once, and then rolling to the side again
i actually had more trouble with Iudex's second phase

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Can someon lent me a hand with Pontiff I'm at the gate and there's no sumon sign.

PS4

I would but

Put on a pass and what NG?

You can keep your broken mechanics, scaly.

yeah, even at 800*450 upscaled I still have fps drops here and there. my laptop is shit but it shouldn't be this shit

Sure, what is the password?

Ignorant host of embers, finally taken notice have you? how quickly you forget... of the power of my beloved dark sword, weapon of memes

Well I will not give it up

For it is all that I have.

Ah, dear little host of embers
Where have you gone?
Are you using the obscuring ring?
Come out, Come out, don't be afraid
You were parrying a greataxe r2, what could you possibly fear?

>watchers
>sage
KEK
so far its
1.nameless
2.dancer
3.aldrich
4.old demon king
5.pontiff sullyvan

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW thinking that gwynevere is queen of lothric

2565

and yes NG I'm trying to get gud.

>3 and 4

>run up to them and smack them a few times
>run away when they start their year-long attack animation

fastrolls too op

I am on my way and I'll put my sign at the fog gate

Its just chalice filler trash, like Maneater Boar or Brain sucker.

The difference between "a" and "the" really seems to trip people up. I immediately took it as a meaning that she was compared to Gwynevere, as she likely was very beautiful, busty, and probably had some really nice hips, traits that are signified in fertility and bounty goddesses.

Do people really struggle with that concept?

1. Nameless
2. SoC
3. Everything else

>I'm trying to get gud.
Then don't summon.

When were they ever bad?

>aldrich
>demon king
I bet you die to the arrow barrage and don't know that you're supposed to roll through the expanding fire aoe not away from it.

why does it take a million year to help someone as a dark moon blade

>4
Wut. He literally gives up towards the end of the fight.

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING 80S HAIR DRAGONKIN COCKGOBBLER
... okay, anyone feel like helping a total scrub out with Nameless King? I just want to be fucking done with the fight.

>they left the greatsword as the stupid stretch out version from worst souls instead of going back to the glorious ds1 version
>NotTarkus using fume-wannabe-dbs sword since his sword is now a large paddle

OCEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT

Tip: Heavy Hand Axe

Because the Dorkmoons are commanded by a naive bastard child.

There's an individual entry for each type of arrow with the triple shot weapon art.

false king riding the dragon god

gwyn riding the gaping dragon

vendrick riding ancient dragon

Orphan of Kos riding Ebrietas

Champion Gundyr on the backseat with nameless king, riding his storm drake

WHO WINS

You had problems with a dark sword? lol what level is that shit upgraded too. You should be like 5 or 6 by now.

My internet's shitting itself right now and I'm only level 50 but I'll help anyway, password?

>gwyndolin was born with a strong affinity towards the moon
>moon is seen as feminine in the dark souls universe
>gwyndolin was raised as a woman
>meanwhile, gwynevere is the fucking princess of sunlight
fucking bravo gwyn/memezaki

greatsword dark souls 1 was garbage
fuck off

>tfw you fuck up greirat's quest
it's particularly nasty because I just started running offhand heavy crossbow with carthus greatsword.... splintering bolts would be dope with that setup. Off to NG++ I guess

Looks like you found the X-blade

Thanks alot, that really was fast.

I was a moron and wasted all the large titanite on my fire longsword it is +4.

Gwynevere was born with a strong affinity for sunlight and gangbangs

So what with all this talk of DLC last thread, did we actually get something about it, or were they just too bored to talk about anything else?

>Gwyn kills gaping and then knocks all the other fags out of the sky
Easy

Astrology is for women and fags.

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Gwynevere is a futa

post OC RIGHT now in this very moment

GG fun fightclub

It`s easier to put Gwyndolin in dress than hide Gwynevere`s tits.

>NK and Champ working together

both moon and sun are considered feminine, dummy

>Champ and Aldrich are hard memes still exists

How? Literally?
youtube.com/watch?v=CbEFN0KKhoA

1. NK
2. Dancer
3. Pontiff
4. Old Demon King?

Even then, ODK just takes forever because his moveset is irritating as fuck to wait out.

Are
you
sure
about
that
dear
user

I fucked up on his quest because I didn't want to send him to Irythill until I was fighting a boss but just forgot to send him at all. I guess I know he won't die though.

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>It's a decent theory, but is there any evidence that the abyss watchers are neccesarily related to carthus?

Maybe they aren't. They could just have been some random guys who happened upon the Abyss after Wolnir and decided to do something about it.

But:

>Their home base is right on top of a the Catacombs with a built in secret passage
>The secret passage has a stone table with a gold cup on it, just like is present in the Wolnir boss room (albeit the cup there is a skull cup)
>The decor and architecture in the mausoleum and the Catacombs pretty much exactly the same

Another thing I just thought of: The Ghru might actually have been corrupted by the Chaos Flame instead. Obviously they are hostile to the Darkwraiths, and are present in the Demon Ruins (and also look similar to the fireball demons there).

Another thing. And I realize this is the maximum amount of reaching but the Ghru dagger and sword SLIGHTLY resemble the silhouette of Carthus weapons SOMEWHAT.

+4 is not that bad, put a buff on it and you would've been good for him.

STRAY DEMONS BRIDGE FIGHT CLUB WHERE

Thanks I'll follow that advice for the NG+

>help a guy get to Rosaria
>he gives me a coin when we find Patches
>BC out so he can get her bonfire
>he invades my next host and I end up killing him because I'm a twinked faggot
i am sorry

>casting vestiges drains as much stamina as swinging an ultra weapon on top of fp
>need two rings for it to do reasonable damage
>need one ring for it to be cast faster
>need ashen estus so I don't run out of fp
>ESTUS IS FUCKING HALFED IN PVP

atleast I didn't decide on sorceries.

I can deal with everything else, all I want is the ridiculous stamina costs to be removed.

>you can't change your name with Rosaria
>cosplay ruined

Greatarrow Greatsword

big bro is anything but feminine

That's a nice OC user

>Guy invades a host that I have for THE CHAMP
>kill him with ease
>host dies mid fight
>get summoned again
>as we walk into the boss fog his name pops up as just having invaded
>he gets sent home

Just look at this glorious leo-ring triggering katanafag duster, god damn what a simple but elegant looking weapon. Truly a patricians choice.

And then we have, wait for it..

Sunlight is feminine, the sun itself is masculine. Vice versa for the moon, ever notice the male Seath and the male Oceiros are associated with the moonLIGHT blade?

>Gwyn riding a dragon, ever
>when he literally kicked his son out of godhood for riding dragons
Naw

Get in here

>want to do a prince ricard cosplay
>Ricard's is all the way in Archdragon Peak
>Can't buy EKS until Halfway fortress
B-buh what if somebody screencaps me and puts me on the internet

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>Black crystal out of a gank
>Notice my 1 million souls gone

>MY DRILL WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

This shit. What in the literal fuck happened. Who the fuck allowed this to happen? It looks like the new guy accidentally flattened the model and they just rolled with it, jesus christ 0/10 would not paddle people with it.

Gwyn teamed up with Seath, just saying.

Seath existed before life did. He's referred to as a he because of convienience, but he's most likely genderless. It wouldn't make too much sense for lifeless creatures to fuck and have children.