/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

No! Of course not. You only gave him fatal bleeding. Which killed him.... Over broken windows.... And while you could hit him enough to kill him you apparently couldn't slip stun glove or push and cable cuff.

If you don't want to do the time, don't do the crime. this isn't a deathmatch server.

>stun glove
>Slip
>cable cuff

>As a chaplain
>While greyfags are rushing your office at the start of the round.

yah let me just get into a 2v1 pushing match against greys armed with melee weapons, im sure ill win , im pretty robust.

Also, this has happened once before, and I just drag them to medbay and get them fixed up.

This time I was
1. Distracted by an admin
2. Lied to by an admin
3. Banned before I could render any aid

If you cant handle getting your teeth knocked in, don't smash windows trying to gain access.

What is this
It sounds dumb
You sound dumb

Gas the vox

Vox the gas

after martians are we gonna get more non humanoid races

This guy?

Shit op, try again later.

Stop being a gay fucking memer.

>If you don't want to do the time, don't do the crime. this isn't a deathmatch server.

Holy fucking shit this
SO many people think they can just nigger around and not get caught by sec, then when they do they me" takes a fat ogre shit in the chair
While you search them and they try to sprint out at any given moment, further stacking on their sentence.
Most officers don't even give full sentences, the tg and hippiefags on this server need to GO because they obviously cannot handle being put in time out

Then make your own OP before the thread reaches 800 posts then.

I only make bad ops because it's either that or the thread dies and we end up with 3 threads.

love the vox

Shut your fucking beak non-human

I would like to have sex with many of those creatures.

Also, probably not. Nobody really wants to code an entire race that's unique.
Too time consuming.

>trash drawn to other trash

Glad I only have tastes for high quality waifus

ASS2BEAK

>guy rightfully racks up 15+ minutes of brig time
>go soft and give him 10
>they ahelp hard enough to get me bwoinked about it
>look up the logs later, they were 100% guilty too

I try to be nice as sec and follow the "Time spent in brig counts towards sentence" and reduce time by a lot if they're nice about it.

Keep that in mind shit heads. If you are a shitter while I am trying to brig you then you're getting full time no matter how long you're in the brig

but im human
>tfw no vox to hold hands with

>Implying any waifu is high quality

They're all shit, you can't name a good one.

Chiron Beta Prime game mode when? We have enough time to code it before Christmas

>Banished to asteroid station
>That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer
>Work in a mine for our robot overlords-- did I say overlords? I mean protectors.
>On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus who watches over us with glowing red eyes - they carry weapons and know if you've been bad or good (not everyone is good but everyone tries)
>The rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow (it's like a winter wonderland)
>Really hope for visitors
>Literally begging for visitors
>And come quick before [message redacted]
>Robots bake us a pie from soylent green

Ri-- No she's shit.
Hyun-- Nope, shit too.
Tal-- Nope, she was horrific.
Uuuhh, yeah, you're right. Waifus a shit.

ANGEL

FUCKING

HAWKE

TOP TIER WAIFU YOU CANNOT COMPETE

Here's good waifus

>Megurine Luka
>Caleigh Stall
>Trinity Prewitt
>Naomi Williams

discounting like two from the list obviously

>Tal

who?

I have conclusively proven that Sawbones has only farted 98 times
Taking requests

Wtf? I was minding my own business, mining my own ore, and this clown came at me, he stunned me and grabbed onto my neck, and then i felt something on my neck, but then the clown realized I had a pAI, and turned into a bat, and flew away.

Was he hacking? I didn't know bats were a playable race?

One of the first lessons as sec besides don't run with your taser out

Everyone is lying. EVERYONE. Only trust your fellow redshirts and even then if one gets a bit too killy in his punishments he is still your brother

You know as well as I do if you catch a nigger who is shooting at you with a fucking ebow, in the brig he will try to bullshit
>I was just testing it
>you can't hurt me shitcurity
>I found it
>ahelp: I didn't even know what the thing did and they're killing me
>someone gave it to me
>I wasn't shooting at YOU
>my bullshit excuse overrides the several eyewitnesses present at the shooting because shitcurity griffin me

how many times has saronsen killed someone as a borg

it was a chameleon projector

Bat people are allowed to ERP with people, it's a whitelist race

You were being raped

/mischief/

ah yes this must be the epic start of the "i try to make other people look bad by ick ocking on their stead"
i'm looking at the href logs later to see which observer was in the asteroid when a vampire stunned somebody
you're fucking dead kiddo

This is the first time i've heard of this.
Why didn't you guys tell me we had a rape race, and how many pomfcoins do I have to pay?

For I second I thought you were quoting the spacee asshole song

the first two lines are exact dupes

youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8

This. If you aren't gonna wait out a fucking petty sentence then don't be a faggot. If it's a genuinely inflated sentence then have the admins look.

You have to physically buy pomf a chicken

You know he only has 3

Someone post the sec officer looking at the doctor with the tator gear falling out of his pockets

>ghlor codes in mommi material scanning
>doesn't get merged

Oh you mean the really shitty one where he's cutting a camera or whatever?
Would if I had it.

Don't give a shit about bwoinks. The admin just wants to know that they rightfully got that brig time.
You can ban request dindu's that ahelp knowing they did for banbaiting though. It's a bannable offense ever since nuke's went in the direction of curbing the shit sec has to put up with from griefers.

Curfewstation when?
>20 minutes of lights on, where everyone can freely travel between workplaces
>7 minutes of lights out where sec patrols and any people outside their authorized areas or caught out in the halls/maint are arrested
>people have to line up at a window and present themselves for a personnel check every lights out
>missing people are set to arrest

This. Even if your fellow officer is a crazy psychotic, he's still our brother and family has to stick together cause everyone else will sell us to satan for a corn chip.

That'd be an extremely fun station for ling

this t b h

You may not approve of your fellow officer's methods, but by god, you aren't gonna stop 'em, because they are *usually* the only people who don't want to see you dead or banned.

Gee, this brings me back to when I started playing sec. Fucken nostalgia.

How many times has Rambling Maniac had a seizure?

Angelite smiling or giggling.

Disregarding the meme list I am actually nice if you just want to talk and I try not to shoot first ask questions later. So many people either run or try and disarm spam you when you try and talk most the time shooting makes more sense.

Alexa Highlands and Bee were top tier waifus.

>caleigh trying to get people to notice her because the only people willing to hang out with her are spergay, senaat, and rin

Sad.

Hey Caleigh

You can't be anybody else on the list

>see post
>immediately grab a fire extinguisher, and a tank of water, and run to the chaplain
>tell chaplain theres a clown vampire running around and we need to kill it
>have chaplain bless my water tank
>fill extinguisher with holy water
>clown is rping and clowning around in the hallways
>say "lol get owned faggot clown, stop rping ur a fucking vampire lol"
>spray him with the fire extinguisher
>his skin starts burning
>keep spraying him
>he dies
>pull the bats to the chaplains office
>burn them
>round ends

Thanks for the tip fellow meta friend.

Nice try but I am not Caleigh.

I love you Alice Conrad

>megurine

You're just a low tier, disgusting whore.

Oh, hey then Trinity.

Can't be alice, she ain't in the dream team

>Bee
;_;

Unfortunately not logged
1745 times
pastebin.com/DX1dCG6b

Guessed it. You must be some greyshitter that has been tossed in a cell for awhile for being retarded.

Whatever happened to >her?

I miss Rambling

Actually, no. I don't even play assistant, ever, and when I do I don't greytide.

:^)

Shiggy stalked her and eventually ran her off of our server.

Then maybe a head I have arrested for being an idiot? Doesnt really matter to me. I like reading all the shit posting. Gives me stuff to laugh at.

>not waifuing the unwanted

God why is Shiggy such a huge god damn faggot

>tfw megurine will never beat you till you're retarded with a stun baton
>tfw caleigh will never slam you into a wall, strip you naked and throw you in a cell for 99 minutes
>tfw trinity will never take off your internals as a vox and let you gasp until death
>tfw naomi will never shoot you with a revolver, giving you internal bleeding

But user, people do waifu Sue

Oh fuck off.
That's just insulting.

Yeah alright.
Name me some low-key grills.

I did whip the clown and feed him spaghetti on a little altar I made on the bridge. Also got bear'd for it.

Nope, I never play heads, and when I do, I'm a gud boi.

I've only ever been brigged once, and that perma for de-hearting the cap and the shithead warden.

>People waifu Sue: the worst mime to ever exist

That would ruin the whole point.

I'm low-key

You had me worried you were Dunsel. Chasing him away from the armory is annoying.

You're low intelligence, now get outta here you harlot.

>husbando will never pat you on the head for doing a good job in cargo

>Anglo is unbanned

youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY

GLORIA BRITANNIA

>cargo

oh boi i know a 'husbando' who'd love to go all omega on your ass baby

ROASTED

Enjoy your ban retard.

why would anyone make that cartoon

>DrCelt on suicide watch

GOD BLESS

Let's play a game, you guess from cues I leave you.
For one, she's often a competent miner.

It's quentin bro

who ginger beach?

DANA!

I LOVE DANA!
I WANNA FUCK DANA'S PLUMP WET PUSSY!

>ghloria britannia

>she's often a competent miner.

This just makes me think of Mallory Brooks, but she's long gone.

Doesn't Dana mine?

>Being unironically Irish in 2016
>Comox
>COMOX
>O
>M
>O
>X