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>Previously on /xivg/:
hello
i drank pee.
Post Proci butts
I'm gonna marry Alisaie and make babies with her.
poopnose is watching selzh drink peepee
lewd
was it good?
whjat did I fucking say about quoting me!!!`
Post handsome male charters RIGHT NOW
bonus if a bit lewd
naka bp
why is it that your cat is able to be cute in an ugly way
naka bp
she isn't ugly
gross
can i drink your pee?
xth for crafting
IT IS NOW LEWD HOUR.
You have 60 minutes to be as lewd as possible.
Let it all out.
You are so fucking weird holy shit what the fuck shit blast my ass and call me suzie hell shit fuck christ.
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when's cute hour
so friends, i'm thinking of starting to play this game
how much of a clusterfuck is it currently?
how shit is paladin right now?
>tfw you accidentally cum inside Liora after just 10 pumps
fuck
After awena hour but before drama hour.
xth for sexually harassed at every turn
ugly
cummos
those beefy arms
hnnnnnnggggggg
not sure what you mean by that
it's better than before and actually has a spot in statics as MT
I am a shitposter and this is my creed
To post shit is my whole life indeed
My purpose is to senpai (You)s
To this end, stale memes I will abuse
I shall post each day for your attention
I don't care if the mods give me detention
I will always come back
New gimmicks I will never lack
Cat butts, tin cans, rocks
Lizards, barrels, riding cocks
There's no stopping this shitpost train
I am a shitposter, a general's bane
>tfw he accidentally cums inside you after just 10 pumps
fuck
I think it's too early for lewd hour.
G'night.
the ugliest
Who's the other cat?
game's p good dude. pld is ok, war is better.
but i like you, tincat
Paladin is fine.
Is the fastest way to login post maint just spam login until it's up or can you just wait for the grayed out button to turn green?
do you want to eb
SUGI NO
pee pee
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Warrior is very overpowered you should play that
Game's okay. Bleeding subs drastically though because same shit every patch since 2.0, but less. Thought the game would change a lot in the expansion but nope.
PLD is fine.
I wish I could hold hands and cuddle with somebody.
>Bleeding subs drastically though because same shit every patch since 2.0, but less.
Show me an MMO that isn't bleeding subs.
The hour schedule has already been decided. If you have a complaint you may take it through the appropriate channels.
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I like you too.
poo poo
This is so lewd, I had to spoiler and censor this image.
The game's a clusterfuck in the way of being very simplified yet competition between jobs changes every patch--sometimes for the better, others for the worse.
Paladin is in a better spot than it was before, but could stand to see a couple more buffs to put it more on par with the other two tanks.
>that image
Holy shit i want to do that to a cat
Or have it done to mine
I am powered by sneers.
Post sneering, please.
Emphasis on drastically. An MMO wouldn't bleed at such a pretty high number if it's doing well, which FFXIV isn't.
>Bleeding subs drastically
The game is growing actually
m-mado pls
There it is.
Show me some graphs with comparisons to other MMO's to back your claims.
FFXIV is obviously not doing good but there is no need in oversimplification of the reason why it is happening.
>filter the single "lewd hour" post
>half of the thread gone
Well then, be a good child and be patient while Mama takes care of this first, alright?
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>being a filter fag
You literally don't have to come here
Not a single number (including SE's own numbers) support that. You are full of it.
I just realized I typed fa m instead of farm and it got filtered to senpai
Not really.
Here you go.
10 minute queue every day on balmung fag
how the hell do you off tank as a PLD?
you don't
Sword oath
Or this
>tfw you took a lewd screenshot exactly like the one Mado posted a few days ago with the blind fold
>tfw it's lewd as heck
Bless u Mado
And now compare it to other MMO's to get an objective view on how much this game is dying due to bad decisions.
Why should I? 200k of subscribers in a span of one patch was a massive loss enough.
1) Be in Sword Oath.
2) Apply Goring Blade DoT via combo.
3) Cycle through Royal Authority combo until Goring Blade reapplication.
4) Cover the MT for physical tank busters to prevent tank swaps (if viable, and remember to use defensive cooldowns).
5) Slap Fracture on the boss if you're going to peel off to pick up an add. This is optional.
Post Gearsets
To be fair that was back on 3.0 right after lots of people ragequit at A3S, game has somewhat grown after midas came out.
Lots of people also quit during 3.0-3.1 because of the lack of content.
I feel that the community is more active now than back on 3.1 ish though but hard to tell till these guys release a new census.
>Why should I?
To get the context of what is a normal amount of sub loss in modern MMO's.
That's the whole point of comparing data.
Warrior is the only job that should ever be offtanking.
Who is ready to buy a house?
What are you gonna do about it, faggot?
>Blocking out names
why even post
when's 3.3 again?
I'm on Balmung so I'm sure they'll all sell out in 3 minutes. Fuck I hate how limited housing is on high pop servers. I mean what the fuck is the purpose of limiting it for a casual ass game like this.
Grapes turning into plums. Might be another week before juicing time...
They'll all be bought in like 2-3 minutes by speedbotters using macros to purchase. Not even joking and its not a big joke. They try to make it sound like a joke to hide it.
Read the OP
Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
post pics of you with your hyur gf
Anyone else get the feeling Nidhogg fight will have cutscene as long as Leviathan before it?
>tfw get a decent fucking group in expert roulette for once
I'm ready to casually log on Tuesday evening, and comfortably walk to buy the house I want. Not playing on a meme server has its benefits.
Yeah, we'll see.
There's really no point because you just need common sense to know that FFXIV has already declined around *half* their subscribers. Does that look normal to you?
Almost! I just gotta get to rank 6 on my FC inbetween work. I don't mind if I don't snag a house but I'd like to have the 2nd house as a sister FC's profit mule. More money less problems, y'feel me
{Same}
How much do houses cost on Balmung right now if you buy it from another player? I just want a small one for my fc.
Is mystery red hair cat still around?
25 mil for a shitty one in goblet
I'm ready to casually log on tuesday evening and comfortably walk to buy more than half of all small houses of the ward to then resell for 2x+ their price to idiots who missed them.
>ex roulette
>queue as tank
>healer does 0 dps and can't heal more than one pack
>outdpsing both dps by a wide margin
>40 m run
>somebody says "Good run!" at the end
Do you have to be Adders GC to buy a house in Lavender Beds?
>Does that look normal to you?
Yes, actually.
Why do you think that 4/5 new MMO's go f2p so quickly?
Diaper is active tonight. Fetish forcing is strong.
Do NOT take the bait ya'll.