/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

probably not but I do it anyways.

George R R Martin is a pretty disgusting man but Meera Reed is still my waifu t b h

Yeah of course.
It's the character that matters not the player behind it.

Wait, did Ghlor seriously step down again?

The characters are poorly drawn though.

>all these niggas who call decent shit poorly drawn
>ain't none of them seen the shit i sketch in my noetbooks

is there just some difference between 'shitty art drawn by amateurs' and 'shitty art drawn by people who should be better at this point' or something?

>>used ahelps to argue with a player after an incident happened in game between them.
>he did the same thing to me months ago
>Ghlor's skills as an admin have been flatlined at total shitter for several months
lol

Is it ooc in ic to complain about how nt laid out a station?

yeah

Ashe?
Reica?

yeah

there are ways to keep it ic, such as blaming the space french for deff

no, i'm an old, used up waifu who was never good in the first place

I just don't see why the station layout is ooc. I mean someone in the games universe built it and planned it

>hyun spreading """"""""""beneficial"""""""""""" viruses
>retard RD makes the mining shuttle a deathtrap because he wants to steal a mining suit

exactly, just blame the architects or some shit that makes sense in universe, just dont be like WOW THANKS MAPPERS THIS MAP IS SHIT I WANNA PLAY ON BOX

>at one point in time, Ginger Beach AKA Kammerjunk has said 'Wowie Zowie' and "Okie Dokie Lokie'

We literally have a horsefucker for an admin now.

Good going, probe.

>you will never cuddle with cynthia for warmth on a snow map.

On another note, hey cynthia what's your steam?

senaat1

youtube.com/watch?v=EGHytJYaNPU
Girlchan in paradise predates MLP.

That's not even amongst the worst parts of Kammer.

She's done and been much much worse, it's funny to think.

t. Insider

steamcommunity.com/id/rainbowvoodoo/
I'm playing warframe so whatever

>you will never [...] on a snow map

MY VIRUS WAS BENEFICIAL

THE BAD ONES WERE RANDOM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>MY VIRUS WAS BENEFICIAL
Then why did all my bones break?

THAT WAS THE RANDOM ONE YOU IDJIT

MY VIRUS WAS
AND I GO IN ORDER

FULL GLASS
ADRENALINE
TELEPATHY
DELIGHTFUL

>we will never have planetside maps with entirely different sets of features and dangers from space
>we will never be spessmen on an alium planet
>we will never have to contend with toxic atmospheres, horrific temperatures, and terrifying ayylmao life that isn't just roid monsters, carps, and the occasional Gayylmao
>we will never get cool rover vehicles and shit

Why live?

YOU SEE VLADI
SINDICAT CAN'T BREAKE BONES
IF BONES ARE ALREADY BROKEN!

...

>TELEPATHY
This wasn't beneficial at all, it wouldn't let me talk the normal way so I had to find the name of whoever I wanted to talk to in the list and it was fucking annoying.

>all my bones get broken

>On the medbay lobby floor in pain
>Pray to holy Syndicate to heal my broken body
>They actually did it
>HoP converts

who is best cargo waifu?

You might have had latent mute mutation, borers sometimes have a similar thing happen to their host when they evolve sober or farsight.

that sounds like a glitch, i could talk just fine, and i called dana chubby using it

>play a prank as a non-antag
>find out that it killed a whole bunch of people
>An admin has delayed the round end!

Terry Watson the qt ginger mail girl.

i miss you, terry

nuuuuuuuuu it was in mlp once and that means its bad!!!!!

DONT ASK ME HOW I KNOW WHATS IN MLP

>wanting to defeat the purpose of being on a SPACE station

Clearly this isn't your kind of game.

cultistchan is the only who does her job without fucking around

ghlor stepping down is a meme right?

but senpai, it'd be exactly like space, but instead of contending with ayylmao depressurization from some faggot breaking windows, you'd have to deal with the constant threat of an ayylmao atmosphere flooding the place and killing everyone

plasma planet when

I used to have the exact same steam picture, like two days ago.

Spooky...

>activating a gold slime
>IT WAS JUST A PRANK

Sorry for the delay. Here's the music from the post game wait.

youtube.com/watch?v=_3h_n2seS1g
youtube.com/watch?v=gtQ3NMoWRMw
youtube.com/watch?v=11hUZLWyXC0

I filled the cryo tubes with beer from a keg I found and a bunch of people apparently died of liver failure

>Find some guy lying what I thought was dead in medbay
>Notice that he is actually alive but with a sliver of health
>Still a fucking clown so I cannot use the normal scanner
>Drag him and see that he has 120% toxin damage and his liver is nuked
>Take a sample and see that he has 80u of beer in him
>Brute force him with Anti-tox, tricord, and dexalin plus
>I get him to wake up at the end

You cannot drink yourself to death on my watch.

Gold slimes are a note and a bannu. I would know.

>world reboot
>spawn in as alien at last second

pfthaheahehaehaeh

Can you provide logs of this?

Yes. Yes they did and I wanted to kill you. That was the worst prank I've seen medbay pull in a long time. Everyone you treated was too drunk to move and then we passed out and died.

I was in crit in the lobby from liver failure during a virus rush for 15+ minutes.

hai Reica ^_^

>youtube.com/watch?v=_3h_n2seS1g
>youtube.com/watch?v=gtQ3NMoWRMw
>youtube.com/watch?v=11hUZLWyXC0

We have plasmafloods for that, dumbass. Do you really want even more of that?

And there's no atmosphere in space, that's why it's space! Why the hell does nobody actually want to play SS13 on an actual space station anymore - is it not good enough for you now?

Probe, why did you hire a horsefucker as an admin?

Played the MeadBay card

When I realized that I tried to help, I revived about 3 people

ohaiyo

same

Thanks for joining the DJ station, it was comfy.

Hey that was me.

Who?

Nigglywiggly

Because space is boring now. We've done everything there is to do with space, and we can't figure out a way to make space better.

Ergo, we have to take the space station, and move it to a planet. Then, when we get bored of the planet, we take the space station back to space. You don't have to be in space to be in space, though.

ily reica

This gay-ass motherfucker with the ckey "probe1".

>Hey that was me.
Oh sick, I really wonder how you didn't die earlier if you had that much toxin in you.
Also, to fix a nuked liver do I have to scoop it out and put in a new one?

I like you too user c:

Maybe if you come to dorm 3 in 15 minutes, we could it's a 2d sprite

>who

Kammerjunk. Literally admitted to being a horsefucker senpai.

Sounds more like you're not creative enough to find new things to do with space. Stop being such a lazy shitter and realize that it's Space Station 13, not Moon Base 13 or some shit like that.

I claim Reica for my own

>like
;_;

Keep her she's pretty basic as far as waifus go

>liking a children's tv show is bad
>from an anime imageboard user

Fuck off.

user, why are you so angry about this?

Calm down, user.

Back the fuck off!?!

no she's mine D:

holy shit, water is so OP
you can handcuff someone in the time they get stunned after slipping on water
the wet sprite doesn't even show up two thirds of the time
how did I not see this sooner, help I'm having TOO MUCH FUN

Maybe you should fuck off, Kammer. Go back to shitposting on /mlp/.

>ghlor gets mistreated in game by some shittter
>goes berserk and acts like a real nigger in-game and creates a whole campaign (as an admin) on the forums with a ban request and the thread defending himself
>everyone is ok with that because the person that crossed him is one of the shitters anyway
>ghlor bans a chaplain that null rodded a random assistant to crit and left him there because they were was breaking a glass window in the main hallway
>ghlor is forced to step down because people defend the murderbone chaplain

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

You can have her. Ashe Mallory is the new hotness

Purge 2 Electric Rapealoo when

Buckets are lethal weapons don't you know

You can use a bandage or trauma kit. You will have to deal with the healing process and toxin damage. Alternatively you can replace the liver and it will stop creating toxin damage instantly. It's up to you. Replacing the liver with more than a few points of damage is faster.

Mixed signals. I'm gonna ban that horsefucker Probe1

Probe, what's best pony?

Reminder that this is close to being merged: github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9781

If you want Cuban Pete to continue to give out bombs, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Derpy Hooves

>you will never rape caleigh and stick a stun baton in her pussy
>you will never watch caleigh writhe in agony as the baton sends tons of electricity through her nether regions, causing her to lose control of her bladder and wet herself
>you will never watch and laugh as caleigh sobs from the humiliation and pain

>You don't have to be in space to be in space, though.

But that's wrong, you retard. If you're on a generic planet, nobody has to worry about atmospherics and hull breaches are a minor nuisance if the generic planet doesn't have plasma for air (and if it does then the slightest breach is all but deadly for whoever didn't rush the atmos hardsuits), and nobody can be spaced since you're on solid ground the whole fucking time.

If it's a lack of wildlife that's an issue, go and make some instead of demanding that the whole feel of the game be changed just for you.

...

no I like her too
you can have zarika

>derpy hooves

The fact that you even know one of their names speaks mountains about you, Probe.